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Prometheus · Sep 12, 2005, 10:55 pm

I have a friend in Alabama who was fined because it was reported to authorities that he was having anal sex with his girlfriend. Apparently gays can do what they want, but sodomy laws don't allow voluntary anap penetration of a woman.

He has to pay $200. I told him to fight it to the supreme court, but he's got a lot of money and isn't confrontational, so he's paying it.

Does this not strike you as odd? I mean, I'm not into the whole anal sex idea (with either gender) but it seems ludicris that the government thinks it has the right to regulate activities between concenting adults, and archaeic that such a law is still on the books.

Of course I can't conceive why a woman would concent to anal sex anyway. I was told that it allows women to acheive multiple orgasm, but that dosen't make any sence given my understanding os sexual physiology... I mean men have a prostate to stimulate, but women have nothing in that region.

PatrickHenry · Sep 12, 2005, 10:59 pm

I wouldn't want to get shit on my dick...

belverron · Sep 12, 2005, 11:20 pm

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I wouldn't want to get shit on my dick...

That's what the condom's for.

PatrickHenry · Sep 12, 2005, 11:24 pm

Oh. Then I wouldn't want to get shit on my hands when removing the condom.

Oh, my bad! S'posed to wear latex gloves when having sex, too...

Anyhoo, Prometheus, how did the authorities get a conviction? Did your friend confess? Or did his GF spill the beans? Or was it a jailhouse confession? Or are there photos and other forensic evidence? Or what?

**Jack** · Sep 12, 2005, 11:25 pm

Many states used to outlaw sodomy, but as far as I know, it's always been applied equally across the board. It was as illegal for men&men as men&women. If anything, it was ignored in the case of straight couples more often than it was for gay couples, though still illegal for both.

Prometheus · Sep 12, 2005, 11:27 pm

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That's what the condom's for.

Either way it seems pretty foul to me... not my bag of chips.

Prometheus · Sep 12, 2005, 11:29 pm

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Oh. Then I wouldn't want to get shit on my hands when removing the condom.

Oh, my bad! S'posed to wear latex gloves when having sex, too...

Anyhoo, Prometheus, how did the authorities get a conviction? Did your friend confess? Or did his GF spill the beans? Or was it a jailhouse confession? Or are there photos and other forensic evidence? Or what?

He mentioned to a friend that he was experimenting with it. He was overheard by a religious zealot who was disgusted and told the authorities. When asked about he admitted to the authorities. He is not particulary smart or legally savvy. He could have simply pleaded the fifth and called the evidance hearsay... but he didn;t have the forethought.

**Jack** · Sep 12, 2005, 11:29 pm

And here you were bragging about your tight ass. Tease! Well, one way to keep it tight is to avoid anal sex (try to stay out of jail).

PatrickHenry · Sep 12, 2005, 11:31 pm

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When asked about he admitted to the authorities.

Did they Mirandize him? Those sneaky fuckers...

Prometheus · Sep 12, 2005, 11:32 pm

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And here you were bragging about your tight ass. Tease! Well, one way to keep it tight is to avoid anal sex (try to stay out of jail).

Yes, I like my orifices to remain thier natural size... just me. Of course I guess any sexually active woman can;t have the same predeliction.

Prometheus · Sep 12, 2005, 11:32 pm

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Did they Mirandize him? Those sneaky fuckers...

No, it was through the city, it was technically a citation.

Critter · Sep 12, 2005, 11:36 pm

Not that I'm particularly fond of anal sex, but how in the hell did they rationalize making this a law?

Is fellatio illegal, too?

**Jack** · Sep 12, 2005, 11:36 pm

So sodomy's an infraction? Good thing they didn't bust him for illegal entry. That's probably a misdemeanor.

**Jack** · Sep 12, 2005, 11:37 pm

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Is fellatio illegal, too?

I do believe it has been. Sodomy laws in the U.S. go back to the 1800's, if not earlier.

Prometheus · Sep 12, 2005, 11:37 pm

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Not that I'm particularly fond of anal sex, but how in the hell did they rationalize making this a law?

Is fellatio illegal, too?

I'ts probably an old puritan vestage in the town charter. Religious wacko's ran the world as little as 20 years ago (and still do according to some). Sodomy is condemned in the bible, and that is enough to make it illegal to many state/city legislatures.

**Jack** · Sep 12, 2005, 11:39 pm

The religious despise competition...they want to be society's only pain in the ass.

Prometheus · Sep 12, 2005, 11:41 pm

Is that a dirty pun? If so, I would suggest lubricating religious people with vasaline to make them less of a pain in the ass. Unless you can suggest a better product...

PatrickHenry · Sep 12, 2005, 11:42 pm

In the anal sex debate:

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The religious despise competition...they want to be society's only pain in the ass.

Gold star!

Critter · Sep 12, 2005, 11:44 pm

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Is that a dirty pun? If so, I would suggest lubricating religious people with vasaline to make them less of a pain in the ass. Unless you can suggest a better product...

No no no, not Vaseline, use KY.

Prometheus · Sep 12, 2005, 11:46 pm

Pat roberts coated in KY jelly? Quite a stunning visual. I'm sure it would make his penetration of our media less painfull.

Sep 12, 2005, 10:55 pm	#1 (permalink) (top)
Prometheus Glad to be back! Location: Vernal, UT Posts: 1,725	Anal sex illegal? I have a friend in Alabama who was fined because it was reported to authorities that he was having anal sex with his girlfriend. Apparently gays can do what they want, but sodomy laws don't allow voluntary anap penetration of a woman. He has to pay $200. I told him to fight it to the supreme court, but he's got a lot of money and isn't confrontational, so he's paying it. Does this not strike you as odd? I mean, I'm not into the whole anal sex idea (with either gender) but it seems ludicris that the government thinks it has the right to regulate activities between concenting adults, and archaeic that such a law is still on the books. Of course I can't conceive why a woman would concent to anal sex anyway. I was told that it allows women to acheive multiple orgasm, but that dosen't make any sence given my understanding os sexual physiology... I mean men have a prostate to stimulate, but women have nothing in that region. Fixed ideas are like a cramp in the foot - the best remedy against it is to tread on it. -Søren Kierkegaard

Sep 12, 2005, 10:59 pm	#2 (permalink) (top)
PatrickHenry 9/11: Inside Job Location: Hawai'i, Big Island Posts: 10,438	I wouldn't want to get shit on my dick... "Arms in the hands of the citizens may be used at individual discretion for the defense of the country, the overthrow of tyranny or private self-defense." -- John Adams

Sep 12, 2005, 11:24 pm	#4 (permalink) (top)
PatrickHenry 9/11: Inside Job Location: Hawai'i, Big Island Posts: 10,438	Oh. Then I wouldn't want to get shit on my hands when removing the condom. Oh, my bad! S'posed to wear latex gloves when having sex, too... Anyhoo, Prometheus, how did the authorities get a conviction? Did your friend confess? Or did his GF spill the beans? Or was it a jailhouse confession? Or are there photos and other forensic evidence? Or what? "Arms in the hands of the citizens may be used at individual discretion for the defense of the country, the overthrow of tyranny or private self-defense." -- John Adams Last edited by PatrickHenry; Sep 12, 2005 at 11:27 pm.

Sep 12, 2005, 11:25 pm	#5 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 13,356	Many states used to outlaw sodomy, but as far as I know, it's always been applied equally across the board. It was as illegal for men&men as men&women. If anything, it was ignored in the case of straight couples more often than it was for gay couples, though still illegal for both. The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Sep 12, 2005, 11:29 pm	#8 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 13,356	And here you were bragging about your tight ass. Tease! Well, one way to keep it tight is to avoid anal sex (try to stay out of jail). The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Sep 12, 2005, 11:36 pm	#12 (permalink) (top)
Critter Bullets & Bracelets Location: Northwest Ohio Posts: 658	Not that I'm particularly fond of anal sex, but how in the hell did they rationalize making this a law? Is fellatio illegal, too? Making people go, "WTF?!?!?" since 1979.

Sep 12, 2005, 11:36 pm	#13 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 13,356	So sodomy's an infraction? Good thing they didn't bust him for illegal entry. That's probably a misdemeanor. The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Sep 12, 2005, 11:39 pm	#16 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 13,356	The religious despise competition...they want to be society's only pain in the ass. The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Sep 12, 2005, 11:41 pm	#17 (permalink) (top)
Prometheus Glad to be back! Location: Vernal, UT Posts: 1,725	Is that a dirty pun? If so, I would suggest lubricating religious people with vasaline to make them less of a pain in the ass. Unless you can suggest a better product... Fixed ideas are like a cramp in the foot - the best remedy against it is to tread on it. -Søren Kierkegaard

Sep 12, 2005, 11:46 pm	#20 (permalink) (top)
Prometheus Glad to be back! Location: Vernal, UT Posts: 1,725	Pat roberts coated in KY jelly? Quite a stunning visual. I'm sure it would make his penetration of our media less painfull. Fixed ideas are like a cramp in the foot - the best remedy against it is to tread on it. -Søren Kierkegaard