My Rant about Woman

[castille]

I've dealt with some of the most f*cked-in-the-head women that I've ever seen. Some of them enjoy playing around with guys, and one girl I know even got a guy to commit suicide for her.

Why do guys put up with it? Because they're desperate to hang onto the girl. They think if they leave, they'll never find a hotter girl to date.

There's 150 million women in North America. 500 million in China. Even 10 million in Australia. I would imagine even if you lived in a tiny town of 100,000 people, there is at least 1000 women who are "right" for you.

My simple solution is to walk away. Girls are people too - would you put up with a friend who is constantly a bitch, makes you buy him stuff, and annoys you in general? If she knows you can walk away in a second's notice and get another girl, she'll change her ways just for you (awww).

[bugsbunny04]

Originally posted by castille, Why do guys put up with it?

The gap between the legs.

Not trying to be smart ass, thats a serious answer.

[m5lange1]

Damn!!! I have been holding off posting here because I cannot find my source so I am just going to post it anyway for your interest.

There was a study done last summer that was very interesting in that both
Those saying women were not paid as much as men in exec. positions
and
Those saying women actually were paid more than men in exec. postions
held up as evidence for their own side.
The accuracy of the study was never in question by either side and is irrelevant to the point.

The point is showing that "figues do not lie but liars figure"

Findings:
Men in executive positions have slightly (I used to have the numbers... sorry... but it was within two or three thousand dollars) higher annual salleries than women holding the same jobs.
This was held up by the "pro woman side"

Women missed enough more work per year than men (reasons not provided) that analisis of actual time on the job showed women made more per hour in the same jobs as men.

Conclusions:
In both cases the number was so small as to be insignifficant. (again this was just in executive positions.

The interesting fact here is how both used the same study, without altering any facts, to support their argument.

[m5lange1]

By the way....'
While most of these rants may be true I have to confess that guys are not "asshole free" in the workplace either.

But since this is a rant on women I heard a comedian define this:

"Whatever".
A word exclusive to females meaning
"I can't think of anything else to say but I win this argument anyway!"

[tuula]

ok where are you guys from and who are these women you're talking about? seems that you have combined everything miserable thing you have ever seen in any woman ever and compiled them into a generalization of all women! i'm a bit offended but i have to say i almost pissed myself laughing at all you mens' b****ing!! thanx i needed that!

[5010]

Originally posted by castille, There's 150 million women in North America. 500 million in China. Even 10 million in Australia. I would imagine even if you lived in a tiny town of 100,000 people, there is at least 1000 women who are "right" for you.

AMEN! That's something I've been telling heartbroken friends (both male and female) for years when they got dumped. Never thought to use that one to convince them to ditch the biznotch/jezerk.

[atheist]

Gossip I don't understand why they do it. The women at work are constantly talking about someone behind that person's back. Why are they so interested in the affairs of others?

Most women gossip because information about other people is entertaining. I personally don't like to gossip, but I like hearing it. It's like men talking about updates in football standings or "whatever."

Giggling Few things irritate me as much as a bunch of girls giggling together. It makes them look retarded and is just plain annoying.

Women are more prone to get into a group and talk to each other then men (or at least that's what I observe)...all this talking has got to lead to some laughter or annoying "giggling" as the quote says, which is why you see women giggle more than men. The way I see it this quote is just a pet peeve of someone who finds people themselves irritating. Men giggle also!

Make-up I don't care for it. It doesn't look good, even when it's subtle, and as a basic rule: if you can tell someone's wearing make-up, then they're wearing too much of it. Looking like a cheap hooker doesn't take much effort.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." (< I think that is a naieve saying though...but anyways...)Maybe you don't like make-up on a woman because -she- doesn't have enough skill to apply it to her face. Every single woman in a fashion (or possibly porn) mag. has make-up on...if you find yerself staring or peeking at them in a supermarket then tell me.

Raving About Shoes & Clothes I don't care about your shoes. I don't care about your clothes. Either you wear some or you don't, that's the extent of my interest. I will not remember what you wore last night, nor does the fact that you wasted all that money in something as trivial as clothing make me think very highly of you. Now, if you made your clothes from scratch by yourself, that's a different story.

...women don't "rave" over their clothes specifically for -your- benefit. You are egotistical.

"if you made your clothes from scratch by yourself"
- that is crazy thinking! Do you know how much time and effort it will take? You can't expect all women to be house-maid-like. It would be easier to just purchase clothing from a store and spend the extra time working or doing something else.

The main reason why women take so much time shopping is because it is simply FUN. It's like dressing up a dolly all over again from kindergarden. We don't take so long picking clothes to just please men (at least the women I know).

The PMS Excuse So you're in pain. You have cramps, headaches, and you're bleeding like a stuck pig. And that is my fault how exactly? Basically, I don't take too well to women who act like a b!tch and just chalk it up to being on the rag. If you do, better cough up an apology real fast.

You seem to do a lot bitching yourself, what's your excuse?
You don't understand. When a woman undergoes PMS a hormone imbalance occurs within her body. Take serotonin for an example. A woman with PMS has low levels of serotonin, which in turn triggers an imbalance of estrogen and progesterone...this in turn has a strong influence over a woman's behavior.
This is only one theory though. Nevertheless, PMS can also result in depression...which I don't think is something to joke around with.

Phone Craze Most females I know love the telephone. If Bell were alive, they'd probably screw his brains out, just out of gratitude. And these phone calls these girls make, they're not just quick hellos, either...they're marathons lasting for hours, expecting you to be able to maintain your interest in the on-going conversation, which naturally has no actual topic. They just love to talk, and expect us to love to listen.

Lol this was funny and true...but not for all women! Most...but not all.

The Mother Syndrome Deciding for me when a pair of my boxers has outlived its expiration date has never struck a good chord with me. Telling me why this and that combo of clothing isn't fashionable isn't turning me on either. My socks may expose my heels, but they're my socks. If you want to throw items out, start with your own. N & N Neatness and Niceness that goes beyond comprehension. Women have an amazing ability to see dirt or stains where I see none. If you think it's still dirty after my half-hearted attempting at cleaning it, clean it up yourself. I'm not interested. The other thing is the niceness. I happen to like four letter words and a few descriptive five letter ones too. As long as I am not using them to describe you, don't go telling me whether or not I can or should use them...that is, if you want me to continue refraining from using them to describe you.

It is sad that you generalize women so that when you talk about them they all seemingly think this way (or the way you're explaining it). Yes-um.

Double Standards This is a big one, the saddest thing is that they will refuse to admit to being hypocrtical, you can explain to you are blue in the face and they won't care, which leads me to... Emotions over Logic Every single freaking time, being rational just doesn't seem to apply to them.

Maybe you're just frustrated that some women can be right and some men can be wrong? Is your ego speaking for you or are you speaking for your ego? Talk about being rational...

Manufactured Popstars It is only because girls fall for the marketing behind idols and postars that these things even go on.

Not all women are like that. And men also have their idols too: sports "heros." "It is only because [boys] fall for the marketing behind [football players etc] that these things even go on."

Incredimail For dumbing down and clogging up the internet. Nothing like waiting for a 500kb file to open on a dial up connection with pictures of cherubs with white writing on a pale yellow background.

Not all women decorate their emails...so I guess your topic title is misleading.
Besides, can't you wait just a few seconds more for the e-mail to pop up? You can delete it later...and if you're just too impatient to wait for a message to pop up (a delivered hand written message would take longer to reach you!) just ignore it; it isn't worth your time, right?

Bitching If they see a girl wearing revealing clothes they will bitch and bitch and bitch about, but when they do it, its to "empower themselves and make them feel good about their bodies"...which leads to. Complaining about being fat Simple way to solve this, PUT DOWN THE FORK and get OFF YOUR ASS.

Not all women are like that.

...so I guess your topic title is misleading.

Mwahahaha....you probably did just have a bad day...

[Comrade]

Lot's of talk about male ego, never heard that one before.

[Seeker_Of_Sins]

Just to continue the nonsense, I thought I would add some international rules of manhood:

01: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella, unless at the footy, and your pies are getting wet, then for the eating period only it is permissible.

02: It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. one hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game"
e. When she is using her teeth.

03: Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally
killed and eaten by his mates.

04: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

05: If you've known a bloke for more than 24 hours, his sister is
off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

06: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is
forbidden. However Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

07: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for
another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional.

08: on a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops,
not the weakest.

09: When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have
brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11: It is permissible to quaff a fruity alcopop drink only when
you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free.

12: only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another bloke in the nuts.

13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game (can explain offside or LBW) and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice
of pizza, but not both that's just greedy.

19: If you compliment a bloke on his six-pack, you'd better be
talking about his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a mate of
yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!

22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal
footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other
situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation
you need.

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend"have carnal drunkenmonkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for
her to drive yours.

;26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime
green,orange or sky blue.

27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
Gymnastics. Ever

[bugsbunny04]

Okay the 69' and 70' GTO Judges basically was orange, and the 69' ZL1 Camaro was orange. I dont think anyone here will argue that either of them is a pussy, and if you do, I invite you to pull up next to a ZL1 at a light in your Civic (a car that is a pussy car no matter what g** d*** colour it is) and after it spanks that ass for you, let me know if you have changed your mind.

And there is a reason to watch ice skateing...like for example you are a f***ing loser!

[Compugasm]

Originally posted by Seeker_Of_Sins, 28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating

Katerina Witt? The tiny outfits? Watching it because you like it makes you gay. Watching it for the nice bum is acceptable if you're channel surfing.

[5010]

Watching ice skaters is OK if there's a puck on the rink and the skaters are wearing armor and brandishing lethal wooden weapons.

In Texas, a brown vehicle is permissible, even preferred. However, you need good mud tires to get the best coat. :)

[Seeker_Of_Sins]

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN:


BUYAGRA: Stimulant to be taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree.


MENICILLIN: Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?"


ST. MOM'S WORT: Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.



EMPTY NESTROGEN: Highly effective supplement that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

PEPTO-BIMBO: Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.


DUMMEROL: When taken with Pepto-bimbo, can cause lowering of IQ, causing enjoyment of loud country music and cheap beer.

FLIPITOR: Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

JACKASSPIRIN: Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, or phone number.


ANTI-TALKSIDENT: A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.

RAGAMET: When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as nagging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.

DAMMITOL: Take two and the rest of the world can go to hell for 8hours.