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tinybear · Nov 14, 2007, 03:59 am

An Indian man has "married" a female dog, hoping the move will help atone for stoning two other dogs to death.

P Selvakumar, 33, said he had been cursed since the killings, suffering paralysis and a loss of hearing.

The wedding took place at a Hindu temple in Tamil Nadu state. The "bride" wore an orange sari with a flower garland and was fed a bun to celebrate.

BBC NEWS | South Asia | Man 'marries' dog to beat curse

OK, folks, do you think the Indian government should recognize this marriage? Should the bitch be given her matrimonial rights, ya think?

The Bacon Guy · Nov 14, 2007, 07:01 am

He should be free to marry his dog in a private ceremony, but there's no reason for the government to recognise it. Marriage by definition requires consent; something a dog can't give.

ruksak · Nov 14, 2007, 07:14 am

I heard they "did it" doggy style on their honeymoon.

tinybear · Nov 14, 2007, 11:23 am

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Quote by: The Bacon Guy

He should be free to marry his dog in a private ceremony, but there's no reason for the government to recognise it. Marriage by definition requires consent; something a dog can't give.

I heard the bride wagged her tail when asked whether she wanted to take the groom as her husband. Isn't that enough?

Osborn F Enready · Nov 14, 2007, 01:50 pm

DOG marries WOMAN:

DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER

ruksak · Nov 14, 2007, 02:14 pm

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DOG marries WOMAN:

DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER

I'd take the mutt over that scrunched up Dolly Parton's wicked step sister looking trailer trash b*tch.

jose · Nov 14, 2007, 02:53 pm

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Man Marries Dog

interesting, most men divorce a dog

**Jack** · Nov 14, 2007, 02:54 pm

Oh great. Now that men are allowed to marry dogs they'll have to let men marry men next. What's next?

ruksak · Nov 14, 2007, 03:17 pm

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Oh great. Now that men are allowed to marry dogs they'll have to let men marry men next. What's next?

Hey. Ish has a great point. That was a female dog right? If not, then thats just gross.

brien · Nov 14, 2007, 03:18 pm

This is nothing new. Millions of guys marry dogs every year, they just don't want to admit it.

Osborn F Enready · Nov 14, 2007, 03:22 pm

I think this is an issue for India to decide.

Suburbanite · Nov 14, 2007, 08:35 pm

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Hey. Ish has a great point. That was a female dog right? If not, then thats just gross.

hahaha

tinybear · Nov 15, 2007, 03:26 am

The bride was fed a bun to celebrate. Hahahaha! What a cheapie wedding banquet that was.

Nov 14, 2007, 03:59 am	#1 (permalink) (top)
tinybear Volcanic Erupter Location: Hong Kong (for now) Posts: 7,009	Man Marries Dog An Indian man has "married" a female dog, hoping the move will help atone for stoning two other dogs to death. P Selvakumar, 33, said he had been cursed since the killings, suffering paralysis and a loss of hearing. The wedding took place at a Hindu temple in Tamil Nadu state. The "bride" wore an orange sari with a flower garland and was fed a bun to celebrate. BBC NEWS \| South Asia \| Man 'marries' dog to beat curse OK, folks, do you think the Indian government should recognize this marriage? Should the bitch be given her matrimonial rights, ya think?

Nov 14, 2007, 07:01 am	#2 (permalink) (top)
The Bacon Guy Back Location: Scotland, Central Lowlands Posts: 2,893	He should be free to marry his dog in a private ceremony, but there's no reason for the government to recognise it. Marriage by definition requires consent; something a dog can't give. The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.

Nov 14, 2007, 01:50 pm	#5 (permalink) (top)
Osborn F Enready Principled Observer Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 13,873	DOG marries WOMAN: DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER Petition of Redress of Grievances: http://www.givemeliberty.org/default.htm Canadian Lawsuit Against Their National Banks: http://www.freewebs.com/classaction/ Osborn F. Enready

Nov 14, 2007, 02:54 pm	#8 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 13,010	Oh great. Now that men are allowed to marry dogs they'll have to let men marry men next. What's next? The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Nov 14, 2007, 03:18 pm	#10 (permalink) (top)
brien Iceberg Location: Connecticut Posts: 5,691	This is nothing new. Millions of guys marry dogs every year, they just don't want to admit it. Brien the Iceberg If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. M.T.

Nov 14, 2007, 07:14 am	#3 (permalink) (top)
ruksak Natures 'D' Student Posts: 1,214	I heard they "did it" doggy style on their honeymoon.

Nov 14, 2007, 03:22 pm	#11 (permalink) (top)
Osborn F Enready Principled Observer Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 13,873	I think this is an issue for India to decide. Petition of Redress of Grievances: http://www.givemeliberty.org/default.htm Canadian Lawsuit Against Their National Banks: http://www.freewebs.com/classaction/ Osborn F. Enready

Nov 15, 2007, 03:26 am	#13 (permalink) (top)
tinybear Volcanic Erupter Location: Hong Kong (for now) Posts: 7,009	The bride was fed a bun to celebrate. Hahahaha! What a cheapie wedding banquet that was.