Alright, last post before I start doing my taxes and ATO jumps onto my neck.
Recently on a board, somebody posted a link to http://grouphug.us/
a site where people admit their mistakes. Man, I'm addicted already! I find myself reading some of the stuff and laughing my head off.
I copied and paste a few of the "confessions":
i go into my sister's room late at night and watch her sleep for hours and just sit there in the courner and try to creep her out. she has never noticed in the past three years i have been doing it.
I once spoofed an e-mail from god to a relgious friend of mine telling him to stop looking at porn and to give his computer to a friend in need.
I love my new computer.
Sometime ago we had a cat called bingi. He was a kitten and we all wanted him to sleep on our beds when we were kids. One night I felt this trickle down my throat and the cat was pissing on my face. I threw him off, and a week later he was sitting on my lap. We didn't have him done, and because I was still annoyed I flicked him on his left testicle. The cat screamed and flew out the hallway. Finally two weeks later my parents decided to get him 'cut'. The vet came out and said there would be complications' as the cat's testicle was in its abdomen. He wanted to operate there and then because the cat was in a lot of distress. I felt horrendous. Sorry Bingi.
i put a firework in some dog crap, but the fuse went out.
so i bent down to light it with my fag, and it exploded as soon as i touched it.
I had crap all over my face, even inside my ear.
I always was abit stupid.