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castille · Oct 17, 2003, 12:59 pm

Alright, last post before I start doing my taxes and ATO jumps onto my neck.

Recently on a board, somebody posted a link to http://grouphug.us/
a site where people admit their mistakes. Man, I'm addicted already! I find myself reading some of the stuff and laughing my head off.

I copied and paste a few of the "confessions":

i go into my sister's room late at night and watch her sleep for hours and just sit there in the courner and try to creep her out. she has never noticed in the past three years i have been doing it.

I once spoofed an e-mail from god to a relgious friend of mine telling him to stop looking at porn and to give his computer to a friend in need.
I love my new computer.

Sometime ago we had a cat called bingi. He was a kitten and we all wanted him to sleep on our beds when we were kids. One night I felt this trickle down my throat and the cat was pissing on my face. I threw him off, and a week later he was sitting on my lap. We didn't have him done, and because I was still annoyed I flicked him on his left testicle. The cat screamed and flew out the hallway. Finally two weeks later my parents decided to get him 'cut'. The vet came out and said there would be complications' as the cat's testicle was in its abdomen. He wanted to operate there and then because the cat was in a lot of distress. I felt horrendous. Sorry Bingi.

i put a firework in some dog crap, but the fuse went out.
so i bent down to light it with my fag, and it exploded as soon as i touched it.
I had crap all over my face, even inside my ear.
I always was abit stupid.

G. Adams · Oct 17, 2003, 03:34 pm

hehe, i love this site now

"i live behind a liposuction/plastic surgury clinic. I once stole the bags of fat from the bio-waste dumpster (I got the idea from fight club) and excreted the oil from the fat. I then dumped a thermos full of it into the frier machine at the McDonalds where i work. "

but the woman who has never had an orgasm? Man I don't care if she fat and ugly, i feel so sorry for her she come round mine and sort it out for her. And that fiancee should feel ashamed for himself.

Waychel · Oct 18, 2003, 09:16 pm

<blockquote>Quote:<hr size="1" />Originally Posted by (G. Adams,)
"i live behind a liposuction/plastic surgury clinic. I once stole the bags of fat from the bio-waste dumpster (I got the idea from fight club) and excreted the oil from the fat. I then dumped a thermos full of it into the frier machine at the McDonalds where i work."<hr size="1" /></blockquote>

...

Jesus Christ-o I am NEVER eating at a McDonalds again.. *shudder*

Vercingetorix · Oct 25, 2003, 06:52 pm

<blockquote>Quote:<hr size="1" />Originally Posted by
Sometime ago we had a cat called bingi. He was a kitten and we all wanted him to sleep on our beds when we were kids. One night I felt this trickle down my throat and the cat was pissing on my face. I threw him off, and a week later he was sitting on my lap. We didn't have him done, and because I was still annoyed I flicked him on his left testicle. The cat screamed and flew out the hallway. Finally two weeks later my parents decided to get him 'cut'. The vet came out and said there would be complications' as the cat's testicle was in its abdomen. He wanted to operate there and then because the cat was in a lot of distress. I felt horrendous. Sorry Bingi. <hr size="1" /></blockquote>

You think that's funny?

You obviously aren't a cat person.

The Devil · Oct 25, 2003, 07:24 pm

i used to make a boy from down the road eat poison berries. he used to cry coz he didnt want to eat them and go to hospital again.
i still feel really shity about it.

I am a weegie and all I do is drink buckfast and smoke pot all day thanks to the generosity of the British government :) I have never worked a day in my life and probably never will!!

While I was at university I went into the ladies toilets at the halls of residence. I managed to open the bin for panty liners and tampons and took some panty liners. I then stole about 5 pairs of girls panties from the laundy room. I'd wear the panties and I'd stuff the panties with the used panty liners full of menstrual blood after sniffing them. I'd then piss into the panty liners until they were all soaked through to the panties while lying on a bin liner so it would contain the piss and I could soak in it while I masturbated. I'm a guy.

One time when I was young I crawled behind my neighbor's couch and beat off. Then I went into their den and played Nintendo.
I hadn't washed my hands.

I'm addicted. :B

G. Adams · Oct 26, 2003, 06:41 pm

"I run a fairly popular blog site and also write another one that people think is "written by" an asian female. People have no idea that I'm both people."

Sean? Something to confess?

**Sean** · Oct 26, 2003, 06:51 pm

haha..G Adams...I'm not an asian girl (I wish), but I also wanted to let everyone know that I've banned Fallen Angel. I didn't want to because there are so few conservatives here, but he was hurting the whole environment, and he was warned several times.

Enjoy the forums, and stay on topic.

Oct 17, 2003, 12:59 pm	#1 (permalink) (top)
castille Citizen #21521 Posts: 2,599	Alright, last post before I start doing my taxes and ATO jumps onto my neck. Recently on a board, somebody posted a link to http://grouphug.us/ a site where people admit their mistakes. Man, I'm addicted already! I find myself reading some of the stuff and laughing my head off. I copied and paste a few of the "confessions": i go into my sister's room late at night and watch her sleep for hours and just sit there in the courner and try to creep her out. she has never noticed in the past three years i have been doing it. I once spoofed an e-mail from god to a relgious friend of mine telling him to stop looking at porn and to give his computer to a friend in need. I love my new computer. Sometime ago we had a cat called bingi. He was a kitten and we all wanted him to sleep on our beds when we were kids. One night I felt this trickle down my throat and the cat was pissing on my face. I threw him off, and a week later he was sitting on my lap. We didn't have him done, and because I was still annoyed I flicked him on his left testicle. The cat screamed and flew out the hallway. Finally two weeks later my parents decided to get him 'cut'. The vet came out and said there would be complications' as the cat's testicle was in its abdomen. He wanted to operate there and then because the cat was in a lot of distress. I felt horrendous. Sorry Bingi. i put a firework in some dog crap, but the fuse went out. so i bent down to light it with my fag, and it exploded as soon as i touched it. I had crap all over my face, even inside my ear. I always was abit stupid. Ideological loyalty is the act of giving your soul to a vague concept, to be manipulated by people smarter than you.

Oct 17, 2003, 03:34 pm	#2 (permalink) (top)
G. Adams Fyrdman Location: Middlesbrough UK Posts: 4,152	hehe, i love this site now "i live behind a liposuction/plastic surgury clinic. I once stole the bags of fat from the bio-waste dumpster (I got the idea from fight club) and excreted the oil from the fat. I then dumped a thermos full of it into the frier machine at the McDonalds where i work. " but the woman who has never had an orgasm? Man I don't care if she fat and ugly, i feel so sorry for her she come round mine and sort it out for her. And that fiancee should feel ashamed for himself. Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. Winston Churchill

Oct 18, 2003, 09:16 pm	#3 (permalink) (top)
Waychel Supercalifragilistic Posts: 431	</span><blockquote><span class="smallfont">Quote:</span><hr size="1" />Originally Posted by (G. Adams,) "i live behind a liposuction/plastic surgury clinic. I once stole the bags of fat from the bio-waste dumpster (I got the idea from fight club) and excreted the oil from the fat. I then dumped a thermos full of it into the frier machine at the McDonalds where i work."<hr size="1" /></blockquote><span class='postcolor'> ... Jesus Christ-o I am NEVER eating at a McDonalds again.. shudder Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

Oct 25, 2003, 06:52 pm	#4 (permalink) (top)
Vercingetorix Sedimentary Rock Location: Everywhere. Yes, I see you. Posts: 23	</span><blockquote><span class="smallfont">Quote:</span><hr size="1" />Originally Posted by Sometime ago we had a cat called bingi. He was a kitten and we all wanted him to sleep on our beds when we were kids. One night I felt this trickle down my throat and the cat was pissing on my face. I threw him off, and a week later he was sitting on my lap. We didn't have him done, and because I was still annoyed I flicked him on his left testicle. The cat screamed and flew out the hallway. Finally two weeks later my parents decided to get him 'cut'. The vet came out and said there would be complications' as the cat's testicle was in its abdomen. He wanted to operate there and then because the cat was in a lot of distress. I felt horrendous. Sorry Bingi. <hr size="1" /></blockquote><span class='postcolor'> You think that's funny? You obviously aren't a cat person.

Oct 26, 2003, 06:41 pm	#6 (permalink) (top)
G. Adams Fyrdman Location: Middlesbrough UK Posts: 4,152	"I run a fairly popular blog site and also write another one that people think is "written by" an asian female. People have no idea that I'm both people." Sean? Something to confess? Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. Winston Churchill

Oct 25, 2003, 07:24 pm	#5 (permalink) (top)
The Devil Molten Ash Location: Canada Posts: 55	i used to make a boy from down the road eat poison berries. he used to cry coz he didnt want to eat them and go to hospital again. i still feel really shity about it. I am a weegie and all I do is drink buckfast and smoke pot all day thanks to the generosity of the British government :) I have never worked a day in my life and probably never will!! While I was at university I went into the ladies toilets at the halls of residence. I managed to open the bin for panty liners and tampons and took some panty liners. I then stole about 5 pairs of girls panties from the laundy room. I'd wear the panties and I'd stuff the panties with the used panty liners full of menstrual blood after sniffing them. I'd then piss into the panty liners until they were all soaked through to the panties while lying on a bin liner so it would contain the piss and I could soak in it while I masturbated. I'm a guy. One time when I was young I crawled behind my neighbor's couch and beat off. Then I went into their den and played Nintendo. I hadn't washed my hands. I'm addicted. :B

Oct 26, 2003, 06:51 pm	#7 (permalink) (top)
Sean former overlord Location: New York Posts: 2,383	haha..G Adams...I'm not an asian girl (I wish), but I also wanted to let everyone know that I've banned Fallen Angel. I didn't want to because there are so few conservatives here, but he was hurting the whole environment, and he was warned several times. Enjoy the forums, and stay on topic. So it goes