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    Heh heh.

    The point was just that reminders are great, but you have to remember to access them.

    Sorta like tying a string around your finger but then forgetting what the string is for.


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    Just dropped by to say hi to you all.

    Me and God, we'd be mates ;-)

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    Hello madeline, you really should come back to the chatroom. We miss you.

    "I believe Christianity as I believe the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it, I see everything else."
    -C.S. Lewis-

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    Quote Quote by: Nono View Post
    I've just been ripping a few phone books in half to stay in shape. Then I put out plastic sheeting to keep the rain off the rhubarb. Then, when Fido finally stopped whining, I turned off the ball game since I always turn it off just before the exciting part (as last night when I just missed the Indians' eleventh-hour spurt). The I let Fido out for a pee. Then I copied the pulled-pork recipe onto the back of an old creamery invoice pad. Then I finished the dishes that had been soaking in the sink. Then I let Fido back in again. Then I checked my e-mails. Then I went onto Volconvo.

    So Bob's your uncle.

    I'm thinking of taking a few pain pills myself for these muscle spasms in my back. Last five days spent driving an unfamiliar pick-up sure haven't helped. If only I could get that heating pad to work.
    LOL! I haven't heard about the rhubarb in a while!

    Pain pills - not for muscle spasms. You need muscle relaxers.

    I don't know what to say about the Bob's your uncle comment - went right over my head.

    "...with like-minded people one cannot discuss. With like-minded people one can only participate in a church service, and you know how I feel about church services." Ayaan Hirsi Ali

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    I would like to take this opportunity to complain, and ask for advice.

    Here is why I have to take pain pills:

    About a year ago, I tore a ligament in my ankle. Required the use of a walking cast for weeks.

    The name is deceptive, because I really wasn't supposed to be walking at all.

    Because I did (quite a bit), I have done something to my knees.

    I feel too young to be complaining of knee pain.

    How tragic I was not doing some cool sporting event to gain the injuries.

    When asked, I have to admit I was merely running with the dog, and slipped and fell.

    Anyone who has a more exciting story to tell from now on, as to how I injured my ankle and knees, I'm all ears :-)

    "...with like-minded people one cannot discuss. With like-minded people one can only participate in a church service, and you know how I feel about church services." Ayaan Hirsi Ali

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    "I rushed into a burning building and rescued three triplets. On the way out, a smoldering chunk of the ceiling crashed into my leg. Yeah it hurts, but at least my third degree burns healed."

    What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

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    The Cake Is A Lie

    This was a triumph.
    I'm making a note here:
    HUGE SUCCESS.
    It's hard to overstate
    my satisfaction.
    Aperture Science
    We do what we must
    because we can.
    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who are dead.

    But there's no sense crying
    over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying
    till you run out of cake.
    And the Science gets done.
    And you make a neat gun.
    For the people who are
    still alive.

    Dear <<Subject Name Here>>,

    I'm not even angry.
    I'm being so sincere right now.
    Even though you broke my heart.
    And killed me.
    And tore me to pieces.
    And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because
    I was so happy for you!
    Now these points of data
    make a beautiful line.
    And we're out of beat.
    We're releasing on time.
    So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
    Think of all the things we learned
    for the people who are
    still alive.

    One last thing:

    Go ahead and leave me.
    I think I prefer to stay inside.
    Maybe you'll find someone else
    to help you.
    Maybe Black Mesa...
    THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.
    Anyway, this cake is great.
    It's so delicious and moist.
    Look at me still talking
    when there's Science to do.
    When I look out there,
    it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
    I've experiments to run.
    There is reasearch to be done.
    On the people who are
    still alive.

    PS: And believe me I am
    still alive.
    PPS: I'm doing Science and I'm
    still alive.
    PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
    still alive.

    FINAL THOUGHT:
    While you're dying I'll be
    still alive.

    FINAL THOUGH PS:
    And when you're dead I will be
    still alive.

    STILL ALIVE

    STILL ALIVE

    THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING
    IN THIS
    ENRICHMENT CENTER ACTIVITY


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    LOL, Portal was awesome. I just wish it was longer than two hours.

    Anyone else notice how close the AI in portal was to the voice of the Combine Overwatch?

    EDIT: "I invited all your friends, like the companion cube, but it couldn't come because you murdered it."

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    What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

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    I'm killing myself trying to do the Challenges, even though I know you don't get anything extra.


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    Quote Quote by: Mia View Post
    LOL! I haven't heard about the rhubarb in a while!

    Pain pills - not for muscle spasms. You need muscle relaxers.

    I don't know what to say about the Bob's your uncle comment - went right over my head.

    Heh, but it sure was entertaining wasn't it.


    The adventures of Nono are always amusing to say the least.


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    I once hit an uncovered manhole on my motorcyle. ( It was an odd one in that it was on a dirt trail on a bridge over a creek, so I didn't have to eat concrete for dinner. ) Needless to say, the motorcycle, and I parted company about then, but I picked up the mirror on the way over the handllebars to keep as a souveneir.


    One quickly learns that the human body is not equiped for flight, and in particular, hard landings.


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    Oh man isn't that the truth. Seeing as you're talking to us I suspect you were wearing a regulation helmet?

    When I was working as an intern for the police dept we had this guy coming home too late in a part of town he wasn't familiar with and naturally was going way too damn fast. Anyway, he didn't realize there was turn, hit the curb and went airborne with his bike before the bike hit a railing that led to a set of stairs going up to a skywalk for the highway, adjacent to the road he had formerly been on. Anyway the bike stops after almost tearing the railing out of the ground and he continues going and quite literally smashes his head about 10-11 feet up in the air against the side of these stairs, hung there for like a half-second before what was left of his head finally slid down. To this day they have not been able to get the blood stain from that impact off of the stairs.

    Turns out his helmet wasn't exactly regulation and when he hit the wall, the first thing it did was cave in and into his brain.

    What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

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