Get creative and have fun. Create a one liner or a bumper sticker saying for a canadate you like ( or heck, for one you don't like).
Example: Nix on Nixon.
Give 'em Hell Hilliary.
Obana for the Oval Office,
Go Gore Go
Nominate Newt
Take Pride, vote for Paul
Those ones are not very good... You can do better.
How can we have a "Constitutionally Limited Republic" without the constitutional limitations?
Vote Third Party ( or else )
For issues.
For the xenophobic:
Welcome to America, now go home.
For us 2nd Amendment supporters. On the meaning of gun control:
Gun control; a steady hand.
Brien the Iceberg
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. M.T.
"Eutopia or Bust."
Get these collectors items now and help send our Volconvoluted biomystic prophet through Rainbow Bible School.
Political but not global? Well, then
"Road Jerk Ahead. Left Brain Closed." might be the bummersticker for you.
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Women love the Big "O."So should you.
Obama 2008!
So far you get first prize, great wit.Quote by: arielmessenger
Although I feel personally assulted, but what can I say...
"Bring 'em on".
Hey -- biomystic prophet and collector item profits, love it.
Rainbow Bible School..... watch out Jessie I is moving in.
A "Bummer-sticker" ? This road jerk only takes good trips not bummers, but none the less - a praiseworthy use of terminology, turn right... turn right to the left here... oops ... you turned to fast.
A cute Bust is Eutopia. But Eutopia or Bust is better then the "American Dream" solgan the rest are tossing at us. It is more original I think. But I think you might be the Ghostbuster of Euptopian concepts.
They are proposing a new bill in California for a "pay now, educate later" plan. People can sign up for a plan where they can buy a collage education for their kids at todays rates and then pay for it later when their kids go to collage, out of tax deductions somehow. Not sure how it really works in detail. That way when the collage costs go up as the years pass you will only being paying todays rate, based on what a collage now charges. That might save you a 1000 dollars or less. Making education "more affordable" they say. So you would pay into a fund via taxes now and then deduct them later or whatver, not sure.
Vote now - impeach later.
The problem with creating a Presidental platform is that I must stand on it, even when the mud slingers start to poke fun, Oh well, its all part of the game I guess.
Anyway the "biomystic philosopher" might get me the New Ager vote. Still a lot of them out there and now that they are getting old they might go to the voting booth.
Well, we got the foxhole vet canadate on the far right. A flat earth canadate on the left side of the right wing, and then you got the global earth Technosoul who has set sail to discover a new America.
We do not really have any leftwing forefathers or pioneers that we can quote when making a speech. In March when James Town was settled back in the original days they came to find gold or silver, James Town became the first village to last and to grow. And so even before America was a Western country it was a corperate business. Did you know that? Yep. The USA was a corperation before it was a country, if you don't factor in the Indians.
But they had to settle for exporting tobacco and wood for ship building instead of gold and silver, but the corperation of America did well, they had a idea to hire poor white people to do the labor while the profits would be pushed up to the intellectual wealthy few who operated that James Town coperation. And shortly afterwards they imported African Americans as their slaves to add to the poor white folks on the list of workers. They segregated the white workers from the black workers as part of the corperate budget, records keeping. Then England wanted to tax the profits of the corperation so they became an independant country. With the right to have rights.
And so global taxes became taboo. "give me liberty form taxes or give me death" was the chant. So England said "okay, we will give you death".
Then the pioneers reconstructed their motto "give me liberty form taxes and the right to bear arms to defend my self from the tax collcetors from England"
And the Corperate intellectuals said "Okay George, here is a gun and get some help and defeat England" Go George Go.
Well, that is all I learned on my first day at the Rainbow School. Except that the rainbow is a sign for the Native American bow ( and arrow ) but that the meaning of this ladder day revelation was kept secret until they open the wisdom of the Peace Pipe after the brithing of the White Buffalo. But more about that later.
Now back to my platform to bring global joy to the world.
The soul of technology will live on as the eternal idealogy of our computerized culture.
"Well, that is all I learned on my first day at the Rainbow School. Except that the rainbow is a sign for the Native American bow ( and arrow ) but that the meaning of this ladder day revelation was kept secret until they open the wisdom of the Peace Pipe after the brithing of the White Buffalo. But more about that later."
"If you can read this, thank a Teacher, but if you can speak freely about it, thank a Libertarian."
"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. It's a lifestyle, not a slogan."
"Respect, you have to give it, if you hope to have it."
"If you want a nanny-state, please visit your local prison, and check in until the condition passes."
"157 years of Bi-Partisan Scham is enough, vote third party, rediscover your conscience."
"If you expect your opinion to matter, you had better help me ensure that mine does too."
The ones above are mine. The ones below are quotes I feel deserve a Bumper Sticker, and ones I would buy.
“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.”
-John F. Kennedy, 1962
“America is at that awkward stage; it's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards.”
-Claire Wolfe, 1995-Nov
“A ship in a harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.”
-William Shedd
“If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be.”
-Thomas Jefferson
“Reason obeys itself; and ignorance does whatever is dictated to it.”
-Thomas Paine, Rights of Man ("Conclusion")
“If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom, and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that too.”
-W. Somerset Maugham
“They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.”
-Ben Franklin
“To say that any people are not fit for freedom, is to make poverty their choice, and to say they had rather be loaded with taxes than not.”
-Thomas Paine, 1792
“To ignore the evidence, and hope that it cannot be true, is more an evidence of mental illness.”
-William Blase
“Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men.”
-Thomas Henry Huxley (1825 - 1895)
Petition of Redress of Grievances:
http://www.givemeliberty.org/default.htm
Canadian Lawsuit Against Their National Banks:
http://www.freewebs.com/classaction/
Osborn F. Enready
Since we are on LP stickers:
The Bill of Rights, Void where Prohibited by Law.
Brien the Iceberg
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. M.T.
I like the next-to-last one, Ozzie. It's going on my facebook.
Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6
Vote Hillary, 'cause for NOW, any woman'll do.
John Kerry 2008: because some people never learn. And then they end up in Iraq.
Gore '08: because even crappy pop star wannabes get to try again next season.
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEANNNNNNNN!
It's not Osama, dam**t!
Vote nameless republican. It's the guy with an R by his name.
Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6
A great link for information and quotes Phoenix:
The Architecture of Modern Political Power
Petition of Redress of Grievances:
http://www.givemeliberty.org/default.htm
Canadian Lawsuit Against Their National Banks:
http://www.freewebs.com/classaction/
Osborn F. Enready
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