1: People who cut me off in traffic.
2: Fat people who think that dressing like Britney Spears/Ricky Martin makes them attractive.
3: People who come into my stepfather's shop and ask me if we sell machine-guns.
4: People who take up two spaces at once in the car-park!
5: Cold Guiness. Sacrelige.
6: Poorly-spoken Southron accents in TV and movies. Makes my skin crawl!
7: Bad gun-handling/Bottomless Magazine Syndrome in the movies.
8: People who talk on/answer their cellphones in the movie-theatre!
9: Commercials at the cinema. This is a badness.
10: Britney Spears, Jessica/Ashlee Simpson, Christina slutcakes Agu-whatever, all Boy Bands, Gangsta-rap, "remixes," and last but not least CLEAR CHANNEL RADIO!!!
11: Socialists/Communists who make up their own definitions for things to dominate a conversation, base all their "arguements" on feelings, and have never read Das Kapital.