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MerlinsByte · Jul 9, 2005, 01:50 am

I was reading some boring technical stuff this morning and my mind started making word salad of what I was reading. it went something like this…..so considering some of the serious word salad I write and with this disclaimer I will continue…

Note; word salad is a term psychologists use when describing a pathological symptom that schizophrenics manifest when trying to compose rational speech, and I am in no way poking fun at these people,as my heart goes out to all frail people in the world…..

WARNING! LEVITY ZONE....THIS IS A PARODY WARNING! THIS IS A PARODY
WARNING! THIS IS A PARODY ......WARNING! THIS IS A PARODY

The cosmologists consensus is that our universe is locally extremely flat , and round when considered at distant proportions, so that when viewed from anywhere it assumes a spherical shape and is expanding at a rate that is now red shifted to near c in space time. (which becomes flexible at relatively relativistic velocities.)

So it is expanding in at least four dimensions, at a exceeding fast rate, that is except at the beginning when in a hyper inflationary period, when just , it was faster than the light it was composed of itself. Therefore it must be going inside out and smaller than the milky way , the universe is what I am speaking of.

so that's it, after reading any sentence more than twice, its time to put the book down use tweezers to pull your eyelids down and go to sleep....

Matt on second thought delete if you want too....hee....hee.... eh...?

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MerlinsByte BANNED Posts: 1,267	Our univese is smaller than itself I was reading some boring technical stuff this morning and my mind started making word salad of what I was reading. it went something like this…..so considering some of the serious word salad I write and with this disclaimer I will continue… Note; word salad is a term psychologists use when describing a pathological symptom that schizophrenics manifest when trying to compose rational speech, and I am in no way poking fun at these people,as my heart goes out to all frail people in the world….. WARNING! LEVITY ZONE....THIS IS A PARODY WARNING! THIS IS A PARODY WARNING! THIS IS A PARODY ......WARNING! THIS IS A PARODY The cosmologists consensus is that our universe is locally extremely flat , and round when considered at distant proportions, so that when viewed from anywhere it assumes a spherical shape and is expanding at a rate that is now red shifted to near c in space time. (which becomes flexible at relatively relativistic velocities.) So it is expanding in at least four dimensions, at a exceeding fast rate, that is except at the beginning when in a hyper inflationary period, when just , it was faster than the light it was composed of itself. Therefore it must be going inside out and smaller than the milky way , the universe is what I am speaking of. so that's it, after reading any sentence more than twice, its time to put the book down use tweezers to pull your eyelids down and go to sleep.... Matt on second thought delete if you want too....hee....hee.... eh...? Last edited by MerlinsByte; Jul 9, 2005 at 04:31 am.