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CyrusTheGreat · Oct 21, 2007, 03:53 pm

Hello World!

Im Emad Dehnavi , A Persian scientist .
I Worked upon Time Machine theory For 10 Years.
And finally I Made It .
This Machine Can Move With light Speed .
I Test This Machine , And My Time Machine Really Work . I return To 1950 in Iran .
But This Machine Have Some defects.
So If You Want More Information About My Machint , Please Contact Me :
dehnavi2500@gmail.com

I Dont Sell This invention , Until , I complete All defects

Thanatos · Oct 21, 2007, 04:04 pm

Alright, good. Now we just need some weapons and we can go back in time to save JFK or shoot Hitler or whatever. I volunteer.

notworthabean · Oct 21, 2007, 04:13 pm

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Quote by: CyrusTheGreat

Hello World!

Im Emad Dehnavi , A Persian scientist .
I Worked upon Time Machine theory For 10 Years.
And finally I Made It .
This Machine Can Move With light Speed .
I Test This Machine , And My Time Machine Really Work . I return To 1950 in Iran .
But This Machine Have Some defects.
So If You Want More Information About My Machint , Please Contact Me :
dehnavi2500@gmail.com

I Dont Sell This invention , Until , I complete All defects

why 1950 iran?

**Jack** · Oct 21, 2007, 04:30 pm

I hope you have a good spam filter, Cyrus. Putting an email address in a public forum post is just asking for trouble. That time machine may come in handy. If not there's always system restore.

CyrusTheGreat · Oct 21, 2007, 04:48 pm

because Im A Iraninan ,I Set My Machine To 1950 , And I Return To 1950 In Sari ( One Of North City) , But , Only For 15 Min . I Back To Real Time After 15 Min .

notworthabean · Oct 21, 2007, 04:51 pm

Got any proof?

heres what you do buddy, you go back in time and go to a bank you know still exists. Open an account with say 100 dollars. Come back now and enjoy :).

Thanatos · Oct 21, 2007, 05:04 pm

Well, at least it wasn't Terminator time machine rules because you came back. Is it Orson Wells rules where you can't change the past, or is it Back to the Future rules where anything goes?

notworthabean · Oct 21, 2007, 05:09 pm

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Well, at least it wasn't Terminator time machine rules because you came back. Is it Orson Wells rules where you can't change the past, or is it Back to the Future rules where anything goes?

I would think Back to the future rules, those always made the most sense to me anyway. Why would you not be able to act. I mean you SHOULDN'T act because we have no idea what that would do to the space-time continium. Really wouldit be ah la back to the future you kill your future self off you die?

Also I always thought the Terminator theory was a terrible one. If both the Human and Robot went back fine, why would they have a problem bringing back a gun?It was simply a plot device to have them using modern weaponry.

CyrusTheGreat · Oct 21, 2007, 05:20 pm

I Think THE DESTINY Its In Our Hands . We Can Go To Past , I Go To 1950 however , For 15 Min , I See Old Sari City And Pepoles That Live In Pahlavi government . I Know You Dont belief , I Dont belief First , But its truth , I Go To Past , I Have proof , i capture Video tape , And In tape , Im In Sari 1950 .

i justify you dont belief , this is a mission impossible For mediocre Pepole .

Thanatos · Oct 21, 2007, 05:29 pm

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I Think THE DESTINY Its In Our Hands . We Can Go To Past , I Go To 1950 however , For 15 Min , I See Old Sari City And Pepoles That Live In Pahlavi government . I Know You Dont belief , I Dont belief First , But its truth , I Go To Past , I Have proof , i capture Video tape , And In tape , Im In Sari 1950 .

i justify you dont belief , this is a mission impossible For mediocre Pepole .

Alright, I'll take you seriously. Here's a chance to prove yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/my_videos_upload

BTW, how does your time machine work? Wormholes?

Zeebadee · Oct 21, 2007, 05:49 pm

Unfortunately, if you go back (or forward) in time, you're going to find out that the earth has moved and it won't be where you want it to be. To be of any use, a time machine can't just manipulate time, but will have to control the other three physical dimensions as well. If it doesn't, you're gonna find yourself all alone out in space somewhere.

ZNFYRH · Oct 21, 2007, 05:54 pm

Zeebadee

Well done!!

I wrote a short story about a scientist who develops a time machine and that's exactly what happened.

He was inside it and watching the Earth disappear from under him and he watched the universe shifting.

All his machine was good for was astronomical observations and looking at the Earth from far away... and then only the half of the Earth facing him.

Zeebadee · Oct 21, 2007, 11:55 pm

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Zeebadee

Well done!!

I wrote a short story about a scientist who develops a time machine and that's exactly what happened.

He was inside it and watching the Earth disappear from under him and he watched the universe shifting.

All his machine was good for was astronomical observations and looking at the Earth from far away... and then only the half of the Earth facing him.

And so, he never got home again?

notworthabean · Oct 22, 2007, 12:02 am

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I Think THE DESTINY Its In Our Hands . We Can Go To Past , I Go To 1950 however , For 15 Min , I See Old Sari City And Pepoles That Live In Pahlavi government . I Know You Dont belief , I Dont belief First , But its truth , I Go To Past , I Have proof , i capture Video tape , And In tape , Im In Sari 1950 .

i justify you dont belief , this is a mission impossible For mediocre Pepole .

Haha its not impossible, I am just not gullible.

CyrusTheGreat · Oct 22, 2007, 04:04 am

I Upload Files As Soon As I Be Free In Rapdishare.com , So You Can Download Vidoe Files And See Shadow Of Destiny , Im Working Upon Machine , I Must Fix Some Problem , And I Set A Photo Of My Time Machine Soon.

CyrusTheGreat · Oct 22, 2007, 04:21 am

And One Thing Else , I Test Machine In Tehran , But After I Free sorna power ( Sorna , Its A composition , That I make it , Its A Kind of fuel , near 99% Speed burn , for a New test , i need 30KG Of Sorna )
I See Myself In Sari , distance of Sari To Tehran its 180 Km . I Still Dont Know Why I Went To Sari And Return To Tehran After 15 Min. I Think This Move , Dont Have Any logic reason. For Example , Why I Went To Sari , And Dont Went To Shiraz , Or Even To Another country ? I need Some Help , If You Can Help Me About This , Please , Tell Me.

Capitalist Pig · Oct 22, 2007, 07:00 am

Oh, I've seen this episode before. Fry gets his grandfather killed, and then sleeps with his grandmother, making Fry his own grandpa. It was pretty funny, but also kinda gross when you think about it.

notworthabean · Oct 22, 2007, 07:05 am

Pig, don't insult fry like that

ZNFYRH · Oct 22, 2007, 08:23 am

Zeebadee

No, he gets home.

Goes back and forth repeatedly but can never leave the confines of the machine. Takes people with him.

It's not a terribly complicated story.

prejudged_Fire · Oct 25, 2007, 08:56 am

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Unfortunately, if you go back (or forward) in time, you're going to find out that the earth has moved and it won't be where you want it to be. To be of any use, a time machine can't just manipulate time, but will have to control the other three physical dimensions as well. If it doesn't, you're gonna find yourself all alone out in space somewhere.

Not only that, but if you're in your little time machine and you start to go back, in a few seconds wouldn't you be out of your time machine? Like if it takes me 5 seconds to get in the time machine, then after I've gone back 5 seconds, I'm now out of my time machine and back where I started before I got in my time machine. And if you're out of the time machine, how could you still travel time? Would you stop traveling the second you got out? If thats the case, you won't be traveling for long would you?

Oct 21, 2007, 03:53 pm	#1 (permalink) (top)
CyrusTheGreat Sedimentary Rock Posts: 16	Time Machine Hello World! Im Emad Dehnavi , A Persian scientist . I Worked upon Time Machine theory For 10 Years. And finally I Made It . This Machine Can Move With light Speed . I Test This Machine , And My Time Machine Really Work . I return To 1950 in Iran . But This Machine Have Some defects. So If You Want More Information About My Machint , Please Contact Me : dehnavi2500@gmail.com I Dont Sell This invention , Until , I complete All defects

Oct 21, 2007, 04:04 pm	#2 (permalink) (top)
Thanatos Arbiter of Weird Location: New Hampshire Posts: 1,394	Alright, good. Now we just need some weapons and we can go back in time to save JFK or shoot Hitler or whatever. I volunteer. Destroying America one Volconvo post at a time. Religious controversies are always productive of more acrimony and irreconcilable hatreds than those which spring from any other cause.

Oct 21, 2007, 04:30 pm	#4 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 13,335	I hope you have a good spam filter, Cyrus. Putting an email address in a public forum post is just asking for trouble. That time machine may come in handy. If not there's always system restore. The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Oct 21, 2007, 05:04 pm	#7 (permalink) (top)
Thanatos Arbiter of Weird Location: New Hampshire Posts: 1,394	Well, at least it wasn't Terminator time machine rules because you came back. Is it Orson Wells rules where you can't change the past, or is it Back to the Future rules where anything goes? Destroying America one Volconvo post at a time. Religious controversies are always productive of more acrimony and irreconcilable hatreds than those which spring from any other cause.

Oct 21, 2007, 05:49 pm	#11 (permalink) (top)
Zeebadee Volcanic Erupter Posts: 3,770	Unfortunately, if you go back (or forward) in time, you're going to find out that the earth has moved and it won't be where you want it to be. To be of any use, a time machine can't just manipulate time, but will have to control the other three physical dimensions as well. If it doesn't, you're gonna find yourself all alone out in space somewhere. "Everybody knows that the boat is leaking Everybody knows that the captain lied." - Leonard Cohen

Oct 21, 2007, 04:48 pm	#5 (permalink) (top)
CyrusTheGreat Sedimentary Rock Posts: 16	because Im A Iraninan ,I Set My Machine To 1950 , And I Return To 1950 In Sari ( One Of North City) , But , Only For 15 Min . I Back To Real Time After 15 Min .

Oct 21, 2007, 04:51 pm	#6 (permalink) (top)
notworthabean libertarian neocon Location: north east Posts: 630	Got any proof? heres what you do buddy, you go back in time and go to a bank you know still exists. Open an account with say 100 dollars. Come back now and enjoy :).

Oct 21, 2007, 05:20 pm	#9 (permalink) (top)
CyrusTheGreat Sedimentary Rock Posts: 16	I Think THE DESTINY Its In Our Hands . We Can Go To Past , I Go To 1950 however , For 15 Min , I See Old Sari City And Pepoles That Live In Pahlavi government . I Know You Dont belief , I Dont belief First , But its truth , I Go To Past , I Have proof , i capture Video tape , And In tape , Im In Sari 1950 . i justify you dont belief , this is a mission impossible For mediocre Pepole .

Oct 21, 2007, 05:54 pm	#12 (permalink) (top)
ZNFYRH Volcanic Erupter Posts: 4,375	Zeebadee Well done!! I wrote a short story about a scientist who develops a time machine and that's exactly what happened. He was inside it and watching the Earth disappear from under him and he watched the universe shifting. All his machine was good for was astronomical observations and looking at the Earth from far away... and then only the half of the Earth facing him. IT'S A BOY!!

Oct 22, 2007, 04:04 am	#15 (permalink) (top)
CyrusTheGreat Sedimentary Rock Posts: 16	I Upload Files As Soon As I Be Free In Rapdishare.com , So You Can Download Vidoe Files And See Shadow Of Destiny , Im Working Upon Machine , I Must Fix Some Problem , And I Set A Photo Of My Time Machine Soon.

Oct 22, 2007, 04:21 am	#16 (permalink) (top)
CyrusTheGreat Sedimentary Rock Posts: 16	And One Thing Else , I Test Machine In Tehran , But After I Free sorna power ( Sorna , Its A composition , That I make it , Its A Kind of fuel , near 99% Speed burn , for a New test , i need 30KG Of Sorna ) I See Myself In Sari , distance of Sari To Tehran its 180 Km . I Still Dont Know Why I Went To Sari And Return To Tehran After 15 Min. I Think This Move , Dont Have Any logic reason. For Example , Why I Went To Sari , And Dont Went To Shiraz , Or Even To Another country ? I need Some Help , If You Can Help Me About This , Please , Tell Me.

Oct 22, 2007, 07:00 am	#17 (permalink) (top)
Capitalist Pig Market Anarchist Location: United States Posts: 650	Oh, I've seen this episode before. Fry gets his grandfather killed, and then sleeps with his grandmother, making Fry his own grandpa. It was pretty funny, but also kinda gross when you think about it. Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito, qua tua te Fortuna sinet.

Oct 22, 2007, 07:05 am	#18 (permalink) (top)
notworthabean libertarian neocon Location: north east Posts: 630	Pig, don't insult fry like that

Oct 22, 2007, 08:23 am	#19 (permalink) (top)
ZNFYRH Volcanic Erupter Posts: 4,375	Zeebadee No, he gets home. Goes back and forth repeatedly but can never leave the confines of the machine. Takes people with him. It's not a terribly complicated story. IT'S A BOY!!