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Zinkovich · Nov 19, 2006, 11:41 pm

(Inspired by a post on another forum)

Anyone with half a brain can look at life today and immediately recognise that if we are designed, we obviously have many design flaws that need correction or retooling. With this in mind, I am attempting to compile a bug report for God's perusal to give to whne he inevitably contacts me for the first time. Feel free to contribute some of the bugs you have found in "life version 1.0".

My list of bugs:
-Structural stability is not assured and is in fact fragile. A single push, or rock can undo all of the structural parts of most advanced organisms, which is a rather large design flaw.
-Risk of DNA within the cells becoming even less perfect with each new cell in the organism. Also, "hayflick limit"
-The current methods of reproduction are inefficient and the way mates are chosen does not ensure maximum genetic potential for the organism's future generations.
-Unhygenic waste disposal process, causing problems with germs and "bad smells".
-Most organisms' functionality can be compromised by something 1/1000th their size, sometimes even causing their defense system to erroneously attack itself.
-Energy requirements precipitate violent and unharmonious behavior in all higher-functioning organisms

Zhavric · Nov 20, 2006, 07:34 am

-Most higher organisms are fatally incompatable with all but a handful of enviroments.
-Model titled "human" has developed a keen self-preservation instinct, but is also self-aware enough to comprehend it has an expiration date.

Mr. Blue Sky · Nov 20, 2006, 06:15 pm

-nobody knows what the hell to do with it.

samsara15 · Nov 21, 2006, 03:56 pm

It would seem to me that animals are a flawed creation, since they have to eat other living things in order to live. Mobile, thinking plants would seem more perfect, since they can intake energy from their enviroment. Plants, however, can't obtain enough energy to be mobile.

Hostile55 · Nov 23, 2006, 09:41 am

I have noticed several bugs in Life 1.0. I often get this glitch in my diaphragmatic motor neurones, resulting in spasms and every now and then I seem to recognise something that I have never seen before. I was thinking about upgrading to Life XP next month.

By the way the marijuana plug in for life 1.0 is great.

Kuroko · Nov 23, 2006, 01:14 pm

Quote:

I was thinking about upgrading to Life XP next month.

I've heard from a number of people that XP's bad, a lot of them tell me it's not worth the update as you can't play a lot of your old independant thoughts.
The creators of life said what thier compatibility mode doesn't fix independant producers of independant thoughts will have to create patches to unpdate thier thoughts to run on Life XP.

Could be worse, any one here remember Life Me?

Nov 19, 2006, 11:41 pm	#1 (permalink) (top)
Zinkovich Absolutely Superb Posts: 774	Bug Reports for Life Version 1.0 (Inspired by a post on another forum) Anyone with half a brain can look at life today and immediately recognise that if we are designed, we obviously have many design flaws that need correction or retooling. With this in mind, I am attempting to compile a bug report for God's perusal to give to whne he inevitably contacts me for the first time. Feel free to contribute some of the bugs you have found in "life version 1.0". My list of bugs: -Structural stability is not assured and is in fact fragile. A single push, or rock can undo all of the structural parts of most advanced organisms, which is a rather large design flaw. -Risk of DNA within the cells becoming even less perfect with each new cell in the organism. Also, "hayflick limit" -The current methods of reproduction are inefficient and the way mates are chosen does not ensure maximum genetic potential for the organism's future generations. -Unhygenic waste disposal process, causing problems with germs and "bad smells". -Most organisms' functionality can be compromised by something 1/1000th their size, sometimes even causing their defense system to erroneously attack itself. -Energy requirements precipitate violent and unharmonious behavior in all higher-functioning organisms

Nov 20, 2006, 07:34 am	#2 (permalink) (top)
Zhavric Made of pure win. Posts: 3,555	-Most higher organisms are fatally incompatable with all but a handful of enviroments. -Model titled "human" has developed a keen self-preservation instinct, but is also self-aware enough to comprehend it has an expiration date. Theists: supplying volconvo with lose since 2004.

Nov 20, 2006, 06:15 pm	#3 (permalink) (top)
Mr. Blue Sky Molten Ash Posts: 73	-nobody knows what the hell to do with it. Alas! the forbidden fruits were eaten, And thereby the warm life of reason congealed. A grain of wheat eclipsed the sun of Adam, Like as the Dragon's tail dulls the brightness of the moon.

Nov 21, 2006, 03:56 pm	#4 (permalink) (top)
samsara15 Ch Latour 61 Location: Maryland Posts: 638	It would seem to me that animals are a flawed creation, since they have to eat other living things in order to live. Mobile, thinking plants would seem more perfect, since they can intake energy from their enviroment. Plants, however, can't obtain enough energy to be mobile. Economic Left/Right -8.88 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian –6.97

Nov 23, 2006, 09:41 am	#5 (permalink) (top)
Hostile55 Get the f* down! Posts**: 91	I have noticed several bugs in Life 1.0. I often get this glitch in my diaphragmatic motor neurones, resulting in spasms and every now and then I seem to recognise something that I have never seen before. I was thinking about upgrading to Life XP next month. By the way the marijuana plug in for life 1.0 is great.