Jesus and the Lord Almighty hate figs. Despite smiting them so that fig trees never bear figs again, they continue to this day to bear figs and people eat figs.
So evil are figs that Jesus and the Lord kill them for no other reason than fig trees don't bear fruit when they want to eat.
What should we do about it? I say we should pass laws to ban figs, tear up all fig trees, and have the churches preach edicts that people who eat or grow figs will not have life everlasting.
What say you?
Mark 1118 Early in the morning, as he was on his way back to the city, he was hungry.
19 Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, "May you never bear fruit again!" Immediately the tree withered.
20 When the disciples saw this, they were amazed. "How did the fig tree wither so quickly?" they asked.
21Jesus replied, "I tell you the truth, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, 'Go, throw yourself into the sea,' and it will be done.
22 If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer."
Not only does Jesus hate figs, so does the Lord Almighty.12 The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry.
13 Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs.
14 Then he said to the tree, "May no one ever eat fruit from you again." And his disciples heard him say it.
See? There can be no doubt that figs are evil, and must be torn from the Earth, lest they corrupt our families and whole way of life.17 yes, this is what the LORD Almighty says: "I will send the sword, famine and plague against them and I will make them like poor figs that are so bad they cannot be eaten.
Burn the figs.I say? Praise be to Jesus!