First time competitor Jerzy Gwiazdowski wins Punniest of Show at the 2012 O. Henry Pun-Off.
Matthew 24:40 - 41, Two men will be in the field; one will be taken and the other left. Two women will be grinding with a hand mill; one will be taken and the other left. Christ doesn't just pick people at random, decide he doesn't like them and leave them behind, so who are those who will be left? They (those who will not enter God's kingdom) are simply the ones who do not believe that Christ is the way the truth and the life (John 14:6). One of the things this scripture shows us is that there
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