Obama’s ‘missing year’ at Columbia found?Quote by: WND
Never mind that the bolded part seems to have come out of left field and isn't mentioned anywhere else in the article and that the whole thing is written by somebody who used to do fiction, I just find that a fascinating story. They're saying he took a gap year to go do whatever the CIA does when nobody is looking, then went back to studying as cool as a cucumber. For some reason I really can picture a younger Barack Obama as sort of halfway between Afro Samurai and James Bond in Pakistan. He definitely has a kung-fu grip, you can tell that much just by looking at him.
The only reason he had to leave Pakistan was that he destroyed four blocks of Islamabad while attempting to kill Vladimir Putin with a sword (it was a draw), and Obama was getting way way too many local women pregnant.
In other news, the people who run WND are losing their tenuous grip on reality.