Obama actually retired CIA operative, says WND

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NEW YORK – Two separate database reports from the National Student Clearinghouse have contradicted President Obama’s claim he attended Columbia University for two years. The reports have added to the intrigue generated by Obama’s unwillingness to discuss his time at the Ivy League institution, his refusal to release educational records, and the fact that many political science students and faculty there in the early 1980s say they don’t remember him.

Swirling amid the black hole of information are a host of theories about Obama’s whereabouts – particularly during the 1981-1982 school year – including speculation he was working for the CIA in Pakistan.

Obama’s ‘missing year’ at Columbia found?

Never mind that the bolded part seems to have come out of left field and isn't mentioned anywhere else in the article and that the whole thing is written by somebody who used to do fiction, I just find that a fascinating story. They're saying he took a gap year to go do whatever the CIA does when nobody is looking, then went back to studying as cool as a cucumber. For some reason I really can picture a younger Barack Obama as sort of halfway between Afro Samurai and James Bond in Pakistan. He definitely has a kung-fu grip, you can tell that much just by looking at him.

The only reason he had to leave Pakistan was that he destroyed four blocks of Islamabad while attempting to kill Vladimir Putin with a sword (it was a draw), and Obama was getting way way too many local women pregnant.

In other news, the people who run WND are losing their tenuous grip on reality.

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Ah, wingnuts.... always good for a laugh.

For more right-wing myth fun, see: Crazy right-wing myths about Obama 2.0 - Salon.com

Turns out, in addition to being a former CIA operative, Obama is also the antichrist, unable to speak in public without a teleprompter, plans to essentially ban right-wing talk shows, and is - at the same time - a socialist and a fascist.