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Old Mar 13, 2007, 03:16 am   #1 (permalink) (top)
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Write you own bumper sticker here.

Get creative and have fun. Create a one liner or a bumper sticker saying for a canadate you like ( or heck, for one you don't like).

Example: Nix on Nixon.

Give 'em Hell Hilliary.

Obana for the Oval Office,

Go Gore Go

Nominate Newt

Take Pride, vote for Paul

Those ones are not very good... You can do better.
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Old Mar 13, 2007, 02:19 pm   #2 (permalink) (top)
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How can we have a "Constitutionally Limited Republic" without the constitutional limitations?

Vote Third Party ( or else )
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Old Mar 13, 2007, 04:41 pm   #3 (permalink) (top)
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For issues.

For the xenophobic:

Welcome to America, now go home.

For us 2nd Amendment supporters. On the meaning of gun control:

Gun control; a steady hand.


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Old Mar 13, 2007, 08:46 pm   #4 (permalink) (top)
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Real bumpersticker from 1968

"Eutopia or Bust."

Get these collectors items now and help send our Volconvoluted biomystic prophet through Rainbow Bible School.

Political but not global? Well, then

"Road Jerk Ahead. Left Brain Closed." might be the bummersticker for you.

Use our handy PayorElsePal form for placing orders. Allow ten years for delivery.
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Old Mar 14, 2007, 12:07 am   #5 (permalink) (top)
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Women love the Big "O."So should you.
Obama 2008!


"What truth endures beneath the flaming stream?"
-- A Volcano, Bartolome de Las Casas, Inferno de Marsaya, 1536
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Old Mar 14, 2007, 03:56 am   #6 (permalink) (top)
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"Eutopia or Bust."

Get these collectors items now and help send our Volconvoluted biomystic prophet through Rainbow Bible School.

Political but not global? Well, then

"Road Jerk Ahead. Left Brain Closed." might be the bummersticker for you.

Use our handy PayorElsePal form for placing orders. Allow ten years for delivery.
So far you get first prize, great wit.

Although I feel personally assulted, but what can I say...

"Bring 'em on".

Hey -- biomystic prophet and collector item profits, love it.

Rainbow Bible School..... watch out Jessie I is moving in.

A "Bummer-sticker" ? This road jerk only takes good trips not bummers, but none the less - a praiseworthy use of terminology, turn right... turn right to the left here... oops ... you turned to fast.

A cute Bust is Eutopia. But Eutopia or Bust is better then the "American Dream" solgan the rest are tossing at us. It is more original I think. But I think you might be the Ghostbuster of Euptopian concepts.

They are proposing a new bill in California for a "pay now, educate later" plan. People can sign up for a plan where they can buy a collage education for their kids at todays rates and then pay for it later when their kids go to collage, out of tax deductions somehow. Not sure how it really works in detail. That way when the collage costs go up as the years pass you will only being paying todays rate, based on what a collage now charges. That might save you a 1000 dollars or less. Making education "more affordable" they say. So you would pay into a fund via taxes now and then deduct them later or whatver, not sure.


Vote now - impeach later.

The problem with creating a Presidental platform is that I must stand on it, even when the mud slingers start to poke fun, Oh well, its all part of the game I guess.

Anyway the "biomystic philosopher" might get me the New Ager vote. Still a lot of them out there and now that they are getting old they might go to the voting booth.

Well, we got the foxhole vet canadate on the far right. A flat earth canadate on the left side of the right wing, and then you got the global earth Technosoul who has set sail to discover a new America.

We do not really have any leftwing forefathers or pioneers that we can quote when making a speech. In March when James Town was settled back in the original days they came to find gold or silver, James Town became the first village to last and to grow. And so even before America was a Western country it was a corperate business. Did you know that? Yep. The USA was a corperation before it was a country, if you don't factor in the Indians.

But they had to settle for exporting tobacco and wood for ship building instead of gold and silver, but the corperation of America did well, they had a idea to hire poor white people to do the labor while the profits would be pushed up to the intellectual wealthy few who operated that James Town coperation. And shortly afterwards they imported African Americans as their slaves to add to the poor white folks on the list of workers. They segregated the white workers from the black workers as part of the corperate budget, records keeping. Then England wanted to tax the profits of the corperation so they became an independant country. With the right to have rights.
And so global taxes became taboo. "give me liberty form taxes or give me death" was the chant. So England said "okay, we will give you death".
Then the pioneers reconstructed their motto "give me liberty form taxes and the right to bear arms to defend my self from the tax collcetors from England"
And the Corperate intellectuals said "Okay George, here is a gun and get some help and defeat England" Go George Go.

Well, that is all I learned on my first day at the Rainbow School. Except that the rainbow is a sign for the Native American bow ( and arrow ) but that the meaning of this ladder day revelation was kept secret until they open the wisdom of the Peace Pipe after the brithing of the White Buffalo. But more about that later.

Now back to my platform to bring global joy to the world.

The soul of technology will live on as the eternal idealogy of our computerized culture.
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Old Mar 14, 2007, 04:11 am   #7 (permalink) (top)
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Techno, what is this?

"Well, that is all I learned on my first day at the Rainbow School. Except that the rainbow is a sign for the Native American bow ( and arrow ) but that the meaning of this ladder day revelation was kept secret until they open the wisdom of the Peace Pipe after the brithing of the White Buffalo. But more about that later."
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Old Mar 14, 2007, 12:39 pm   #8 (permalink) (top)
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"If you can read this, thank a Teacher, but if you can speak freely about it, thank a Libertarian."

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. It's a lifestyle, not a slogan."

"Respect, you have to give it, if you hope to have it."

"If you want a nanny-state, please visit your local prison, and check in until the condition passes."

"157 years of Bi-Partisan Scham is enough, vote third party, rediscover your conscience."

"If you expect your opinion to matter, you had better help me ensure that mine does too."

The ones above are mine. The ones below are quotes I feel deserve a Bumper Sticker, and ones I would buy.


“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.”
-John F. Kennedy, 1962

“America is at that awkward stage; it's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards.”
-Claire Wolfe, 1995-Nov

“A ship in a harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.”
-William Shedd

“If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be.”
-Thomas Jefferson

“Reason obeys itself; and ignorance does whatever is dictated to it.”
-Thomas Paine, Rights of Man ("Conclusion")

“If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom, and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that too.”
-W. Somerset Maugham

“They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.”
-Ben Franklin

“To say that any people are not fit for freedom, is to make poverty their choice, and to say they had rather be loaded with taxes than not.”
-Thomas Paine, 1792

“To ignore the evidence, and hope that it cannot be true, is more an evidence of mental illness.”
-William Blase

“Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men.”
-Thomas Henry Huxley (1825 - 1895)


Petition of Redress of Grievances:
http://www.givemeliberty.org/default.htm

Canadian Lawsuit Against Their National Banks:
http://www.freewebs.com/classaction/


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Old Mar 14, 2007, 12:47 pm   #9 (permalink) (top)
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Since we are on LP stickers:

The Bill of Rights, Void where Prohibited by Law.


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Old Mar 14, 2007, 01:10 pm   #10 (permalink) (top)
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I like the next-to-last one, Ozzie. It's going on my facebook.



Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6
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Old Mar 14, 2007, 01:21 pm   #11 (permalink) (top)
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Vote Hillary, 'cause for NOW, any woman'll do.

John Kerry 2008: because some people never learn. And then they end up in Iraq.

Gore '08: because even crappy pop star wannabes get to try again next season.

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEANNNNNNNN!

It's not Osama, dam**t!

Vote nameless republican. It's the guy with an R by his name.



Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6
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Old Mar 14, 2007, 01:38 pm   #12 (permalink) (top)
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A great link for information and quotes Phoenix:

The Architecture of Modern Political Power


Petition of Redress of Grievances:
http://www.givemeliberty.org/default.htm

Canadian Lawsuit Against Their National Banks:
http://www.freewebs.com/classaction/


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Old Mar 14, 2007, 02:49 pm   #13 (permalink) (top)
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Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.-Ben Franklin
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Old Mar 14, 2007, 02:51 pm   #14 (permalink) (top)
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Wanna Get Laid? Crawl up a chickens ass and wait!
can't take credit for it.
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Old Mar 14, 2007, 05:07 pm   #15 (permalink) (top)
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A great link for information and quotes Phoenix:

The Architecture of Modern Political Power
Arigato.



Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6
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Old Mar 14, 2007, 11:50 pm   #16 (permalink) (top)
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"If you can read this, thank a Teacher, but if you can speak freely about it, thank a Libertarian."

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. It's a lifestyle, not a slogan."

"Respect, you have to give it, if you hope to have it."

"If you want a nanny-state, please visit your local prison, and check in until the condition passes."

"157 years of Bi-Partisan Scham is enough, vote third party, rediscover your conscience."

"If you expect your opinion to matter, you had better help me ensure that mine does too."

The ones above are mine. The ones below are quotes I feel deserve a Bumper Sticker, and ones I would buy.


“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.”
-John F. Kennedy, 1962

“America is at that awkward stage; it's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards.”
-Claire Wolfe, 1995-Nov

“A ship in a harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.”
-William Shedd

“If a nation expects to be ignorant and free, in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be.”
-Thomas Jefferson

“Reason obeys itself; and ignorance does whatever is dictated to it.”
-Thomas Paine, Rights of Man ("Conclusion")

“If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom, and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that too.”
-W. Somerset Maugham

“They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.”
-Ben Franklin

“To say that any people are not fit for freedom, is to make poverty their choice, and to say they had rather be loaded with taxes than not.”
-Thomas Paine, 1792

“To ignore the evidence, and hope that it cannot be true, is more an evidence of mental illness.”
-William Blase

“Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men.”
-Thomas Henry Huxley (1825 - 1895)
Those are worth nominating for the Oscar of bumper stickers. We need to get those 3rd parties involved in prime time debates and they should get more attention from TV and radio talk shows (where non-funny Q and A is conducted). And they should get more active on internet activities for communication.

A while back the Green Party got on the ballet but at the last moment their larger number of supporters voted Democratic because the two party system conducted an ad "a vote for the Greens is a vote for Bush". They feared that Bush would win if they did not give their Green vote to the Democrats, but as it turned out Bush won anyway with the rigging of the voting system. So the first project is to get people to overcome that fear that a 3rd party vote will support the canadate who is the worse of two evils. Had they voted green last time others would have become aware of that party and that it does in fact exsist, and more would join perhaps once they know that they are in fact, in the running and have an outside chance of winning. Each election they would get more supporters and more votes, it takes time, indurence and patience. This is true of any other 3rd party that can get on the ballet. People should vote for canadates with ideas they like, rather then just voting to get rid of canadates they hate. Otherwise the current trends will continue and we will miss out on all those bright ideas that the alternatives have to offer. Inform people that they have been phycholically brainwashed by the powers of suggestion which the two party system is advertising. A vote for a 3rd party is not wasted, it matters, it puts the concept of a multi-political system on the map.
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Old Mar 15, 2007, 12:16 am   #17 (permalink) (top)
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Vote Hillary, 'cause for NOW, any woman'll do.

John Kerry 2008: because some people never learn. And then they end up in Iraq.

Gore '08: because even crappy pop star wannabes get to try again next season.

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEANNNNNNNN!

It's not Osama, dam**t!

Vote nameless republican. It's the guy with an R by his name.
Gore is not actually running for that office (yet). He is now a teacher at a University of higher education. What's up with the "pop star wannabes"?
Do not get the connection? But that is just me, it no doubt would make sense to anyone who put that sticker on their bumper.

Hey! how about a bumper sticker with Al Gore on it pointing to the tailpipe of the car and saying "block this greenhouse gass".

I best like the sticker (poster?) about the misspelling for Obana. Cute.

Abort McCain. We cannot forget him.

Or.. "McCain is the pro-Life Of The Party.

Vote of Obana and do it your self.

Vote for Luwensky ..,. er... I mean Hillary.

Stop pretending and vote for Haliburton,

I'm on a roll now.....

Put Babara Boxer in the ring. (why is she not running?)

Attention all big Lobby Groups - my vote is for sale to highest bid.
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Old Mar 15, 2007, 01:25 am   #18 (permalink) (top)
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Gore is not actually running for that office (yet). He is now a teacher at a University of higher education. What's up with the "pop star wannabes"?
Do not get the connection? But that is just me, it no doubt would make sense to anyone who put that sticker on their bumper.

Hey! how about a bumper sticker with Al Gore on it pointing to the tailpipe of the car and saying "block this greenhouse gass".

I best like the sticker (poster?) about the misspelling for Obana. Cute.

Abort McCain. We cannot forget him.

Or.. "McCain is the pro-Life Of The Party.

Vote of Obana and do it your self.

Vote for Luwensky ..,. er... I mean Hillary.

Stop pretending and vote for Haliburton,

I'm on a roll now.....

Put Babara Boxer in the ring. (why is she not running?)

Attention all big Lobby Groups - my vote is for sale to highest bid.
It's an American Idol reference.



Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6
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Old Mar 15, 2007, 01:31 am   #19 (permalink) (top)
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Hillary '08 AND bust! (with "AND" written over a crossed out "or"...this would probably work for Obama too)



Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6
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Old Mar 15, 2007, 02:10 am   #20 (permalink) (top)
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Hilliary and "I did not inhale" busted.

Reagan on pot - I do not recall.

(GETTING DOWN RIGHT AND MEAN)

Hillary or Flash-your-bust.

Don't get me wrong, I will vote for her if nominated by the party.

Vote for Banana pie in the sky Obana. (we shall overcome).

We could hold our election like they do for the American Idol show, people phone in at a buck a vote and after millions have voted many times we will have enough money for the federal budget and we can stop taxing people.

However Obono can probally sing and dance better then Hillary, but she could get Bill to play his saxaphone in the background, that would help.
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