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Old Oct 4, 2006, 06:08 pm   #1 (permalink) (top)
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Offensive religious observation...

If, in a Catholic church...

By transsubstantion,

Red wine becomes the blood of Christ...

White bread become the flesh of Christ...

What happens when they eat mayonaise?


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Old Oct 4, 2006, 08:34 pm   #2 (permalink) (top)
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The... puss of christ?

Maybe during puberty he had a lot of acne.


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Old Oct 5, 2006, 12:49 am   #3 (permalink) (top)
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Old Oct 5, 2006, 01:07 am   #4 (permalink) (top)
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hey, don't forget about the Wafers :)

Only if wine and wafers we're taken from them, imagine what kind of war that would bring.

wait...the wafers are the bread huh?...oh well


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Old Oct 5, 2006, 01:38 am   #5 (permalink) (top)
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I don't think anyone should be transsubstanting in Church. Have some decency! Masticate your mayonaise in shame later, and beg the Lords forgiveness.


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Old Oct 5, 2006, 09:48 am   #6 (permalink) (top)
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If I beg the Lord's forgiveness, will Jesus love me long time?


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Old Oct 5, 2006, 11:55 am   #7 (permalink) (top)
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If I were you guys, I'd be a little more respectful. You may not believe in the deity of Christ, but you can at least acknowledge that he lived and died helping people. If a man died for me, even if I didn't think I needed saving, I would at least respect him in that he cared that much about me.



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Old Oct 5, 2006, 12:07 pm   #8 (permalink) (top)
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I'd just think he was pretty stupid to waste his life like that.


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Old Oct 5, 2006, 12:10 pm   #9 (permalink) (top)
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I'd just think he was pretty stupid to waste his life like that.
You wouldn't feel for him at all? That's cold. I don't think I'd ever want to meet a person like that.



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Old Oct 5, 2006, 12:20 pm   #10 (permalink) (top)
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Sure I would feel for him. Can't have been pleasant getting crucified and all. But he hasn't given me any reason to respect him. In my view, dying for people's sins is a damn stupid thing to do, so why should I respect that?


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Old Oct 5, 2006, 12:40 pm   #11 (permalink) (top)
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Maybe all Christians should die for people's sins, it could make the world a better place.


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Old Oct 5, 2006, 12:43 pm   #12 (permalink) (top)
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Many Christians do live and die for others. Perhaps not in so visible a fashion. But you forget that Christ lived for people too.



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Old Oct 5, 2006, 12:51 pm   #13 (permalink) (top)
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You may not believe in the deity of Christ, but you can at least acknowledge that he lived and died helping people.
According to Christianity, Christ is God.

That god created a system whereby all of the created are derserving of eternal torture, and the majority who do not buy into such a psychotic belief system are going to be getting that eternal torture.

Such a being is worthy of fear, not respect.


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Old Oct 5, 2006, 12:57 pm   #14 (permalink) (top)
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Perhaps it would be better if Christians died for others in a more visible fashion.


It is not that we are disrespectful of Christ, we just find it ridiculous that you believe a priest can turn bread into Christ's body. To me, this is just like David Blaine (the magician) making people think he can hover over the ground. The point is, it is childish and quite shallow to literally believe that David Blaine can fly.


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Old Oct 5, 2006, 01:17 pm   #15 (permalink) (top)
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I'm not catholic. I just don't like to see people being so vulgar about someone for whom I care deeply. Is it too much to ask for a little courtesy?



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Old Oct 5, 2006, 01:38 pm   #16 (permalink) (top)
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I'm not catholic. I just don't like to see people being so vulgar about someone for whom I care deeply. Is it too much to ask for a little courtesy?
Yes. You don't like it, stay off the thread. You're obviously a big fan of Jesus but that shouldn't make him untouchable. I might be a big George Bush fan (I'm not) but there are still a great number of Bush bashing threads on this site. Why should it be any different for Jesus?


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Old Oct 5, 2006, 01:48 pm   #17 (permalink) (top)
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Look, I don't go around making nasty jokes about others. Especially not about something that someone else holds dear. Even if I think they're entirely wrong, I am sensitive to the things that others care about. That's all I ask.



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Old Oct 5, 2006, 03:08 pm   #18 (permalink) (top)
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You operate under the assumption that Jesus actually existed. That's not at all certain. Given the controversy surrounding all the texts from that time period, it's a 50-50 proposition, at best, that there ever was a Christ. I find it hard to believe a man could be a God, or even that a human-like God could exist. One cannot be disrespectful of what never existed.
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Old Oct 5, 2006, 03:28 pm   #19 (permalink) (top)
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If, in a Catholic church...

By transsubstantion,

Red wine becomes the blood of Christ...

White bread become the flesh of Christ...

What happens when they eat mayonaise?
This isn't debate, nor is any of the JC bashing that followed. I'd suggest this goes to Misc or General.


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Old Oct 5, 2006, 03:40 pm   #20 (permalink) (top)
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This isn't debate, nor is any of the JC bashing that followed. I'd suggest this goes to Misc or General.
Ditto.



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