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Old Apr 14, 2004, 03:52 am   #1 (permalink) (top)
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This is just a nice fun thread to break up the otherwise hostile or serious threads. Perhaps it will give you a chance to laugh with someone who you don’t otherwise agree with.

From what I can tell, every man that I know urinates outside when possible. When I have the choice, I will almost always choose to make outside. I find it almost relaxing, and I think many other people will agree with me. It is a great breakup activity to do when working on essays or doing something that requires excessive concentration.
Do you pee outside?
Do you know someone who doesn’t? (male)
Do you think it stems from the same reasons our mammalian animal counterparts do it? To mark our land?
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Old Apr 14, 2004, 05:43 am   #2 (permalink) (top)
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No, it just feels good to have a fresh breeze waft on it.

However it's vulgar to do it publicly. Guys, have a little decorum for heaven's sake. Even if you have to pull over on the highway and go, walk out of the line of sight of traffic or water a bush or pretend you're doing something else. It's embarrassing to traditional females when a dude just hangs it out there and lets go...You don't enjoy embarrassing people do ya'?

I like to walk out on the back porch after dark and whizz. Feels good.


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Old Apr 14, 2004, 09:31 am   #3 (permalink) (top)
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Finally a decent topic around here. :)

I pee outside if I am at a golf course, camping , or had one to many and lose all inhibitions.

I am sure most people dont do this as a regular activity.

I dont think it is to mark our territory. I think it is pretty much because "gotta go gotta go gotta go right now gotta go gotta go gotta go". I am trying to think of ways humans "mark" their territories but cant think of anything at the moment.


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Old Apr 14, 2004, 09:37 am   #4 (permalink) (top)
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off of the roof of buildings at least 8 stories high, into pedestrian traffic....

harum? do you really go camping on golf courses?


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Old Apr 14, 2004, 01:00 pm   #5 (permalink) (top)
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hahahahaha you pee on a golf course. I'm sure the country club just loves you. So, from what I can tell, all of you so far are men who do in fact pee outside?
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Old Apr 14, 2004, 01:02 pm   #6 (permalink) (top)
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To just blindly answer to the topic;
Yes, what could be more natural than pissing when you need to?
As for if it's "accepted" in our time, that's another thing.

A few years ago, a law was made - here in Helsinki, Finland - that made peeing outside (/in public places) illegal. They even mobilized a group of people guarding this law.

EDIT: Sub posted while I wrote, yeah, I pee when I need to - no matter where I am. Of course I try and hide, but I do pee outside now and then.
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Old Apr 14, 2004, 02:33 pm   #7 (permalink) (top)
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When nature calls, nature calls. As long as one is decent about it - as others have said, going out of plain sight, etc. - I say "do what you gotta do".

As for the territory theory, I'm not so sure. I think humans are just the opposite; we are a social species. I would agree that we are mentally territorial; we love to guard our ideas.
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Old Apr 14, 2004, 03:26 pm   #8 (permalink) (top)
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</span><blockquote><span class="smallfont">Quote:</span><hr size="1" />Originally Posted by (harumscarum,)
I am trying to think of ways humans "mark" their territories but cant think of anything at the moment.<hr size="1" /></blockquote><span class='postcolor'>

We build fences, we draw lines on a map creating borders.
As far as illegal cultures go - Graffiti is more or less about marking territory. You bomb (the slang word for taggin - tagging = writing your name on a wall/train) where you live. That's kindof marking. When you've got your tag all over the town, you're "all city", etc etc.

We have lots of ways. :)
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Old Apr 14, 2004, 03:42 pm   #9 (permalink) (top)
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An afterthought. I like to pee on the snow or on dust or sand, and leave my mark.


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Old Apr 14, 2004, 04:12 pm   #10 (permalink) (top)
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The door outside is closer than the bathroom, so I usually pee outdoors.
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Old Apr 14, 2004, 05:01 pm   #11 (permalink) (top)
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I'm not talking about peeing outside because you have to, I will often pee outside when the toilet is right next to me. I've walked through my bathroom into my back yard to pee!
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Old Apr 14, 2004, 05:38 pm   #12 (permalink) (top)
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zappa said it best...

don't you eat the yellow snow...


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Old Apr 14, 2004, 07:08 pm   #13 (permalink) (top)
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</span><blockquote><span class="smallfont">Quote:</span><hr size="1" />Originally Posted by
I pee outside if I am at a golf course<hr size="1" /></blockquote><span class='postcolor'>

Just don't use the CADDY'S towel PLEAAAAASE!!! I was a caddy once, hated it. One of the worst incidents is when a jerk peed in plain site of the fairway.

As far as peeing outside, I love it. Try to write my name. :)


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Old Apr 15, 2004, 01:34 am   #14 (permalink) (top)
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</span><blockquote><span class="smallfont">Quote:</span><hr size="1" />Originally Posted by (Paavo,)
</span><blockquote><span class="smallfont">Quote:</span><hr size="1" />Originally Posted by (harumscarum,)
I am trying to think of ways humans "mark" their territories but cant think of anything at the moment.<hr size="1" /></blockquote><span class='postcolor'>

We build fences, we draw lines on a map creating borders.
As far as illegal cultures go - Graffiti is more or less about marking territory. You bomb (the slang word for taggin - tagging = writing your name on a wall/train) where you live. That's kindof marking. When you've got your tag all over the town, you're "all city", etc etc.

We have lots of ways. :)
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I used to be into all that. I wouldn't say it's about territory, but fame. You're all city because of the fame your name gets from being everywhere.

EDIT: that adds to my social nature theory,
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Old Apr 15, 2004, 01:40 am   #15 (permalink) (top)
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</span><blockquote><span class="smallfont">Quote:</span><hr size="1" />Originally Posted by (mojo_the_migo,)


Just don't use the CADDY'S towel PLEAAAAASE!!! I was a caddy once, hated it. One of the worst incidents is when a jerk peed in plain site of the fairway.

As far as peeing outside, I love it. Try to write my name. :)
<hr size="1" /></blockquote><span class='postcolor'>

That's why everybody knew John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmitz's name - he was able to write something that long!

In all seriousness (or not), I piss outside too, mainly for convenience. Especially when camping, or if the back door is closer than the bathroom. But I do know there is a law against public urination where I live, so it's best to exercise a maximum of urinary discretion.
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Old Apr 15, 2004, 02:01 am   #16 (permalink) (top)
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guys, I pee when I am closer to the bathroom, and I know you would too, sometimes you just want to pee outside!
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Old Apr 15, 2004, 09:10 am   #17 (permalink) (top)
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</span><blockquote><span class="smallfont">Quote:</span><hr size="1" />Originally Posted by
I used to be into all that. I wouldn't say it's about territory, but fame. You're all city because of the fame your name gets from being everywhere.<hr size="1" /></blockquote><span class='postcolor'>

Yeah, I was into that for a pretty long time. Started in some 1994 and quit a few years ago due to getting royally busted. It's still on my damn record too.

And yeah, fame is what it's about -- but somehow I see a link to territory too. We used to bomb shitloads where we lived, and when someone from somewhere else came and wrote all over our neighbourhood, we'd "cross" their tags to show that they're on our "territory". Oh boy... *shakes head in shame* :)
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Old Apr 16, 2004, 10:08 am   #18 (permalink) (top)
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I think it's perfectly natural. WHen you drink too much and the toilets are clogged, you need to take a piss.

But I try not to make the streets dirty; I prefer pissing in an alleyway or fountain.


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Old Apr 16, 2004, 05:08 pm   #19 (permalink) (top)
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Wow. I thought my best friend's husband was a freak for doing this -he will go out of his way to go outside rather than a bathroom. All his friends do it when we are outside drinking.

To answer the question does someone know a man who doesn't? My boyfriend. I'm sure he would in an extreme circumstance as of course I will too. But I've never seen it in two years.

But he says the guys at work do it too - and talk about it proudly.

I don't get it..............glad I have the one who doesn't!


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Old Apr 16, 2004, 05:13 pm   #20 (permalink) (top)
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If we were supposed to pee outside, why did God make toilets?
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