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Nono · Dec 20, 2005, 07:44 am

Reminds me of the song "Peein' in the snow" by Newfoundland's leading band Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellers.

In another song they take up Clarence's point. The singer has been strong-armed by his modernized wife ("who's got the upper hand") into building an outdoor BBQ, which means digging up scarce fertile land in a place like Newf. He goes on:

So here I sit barbecuin',
Wondering what the hell I'm doing.
We've moved up in society of course.
But I can't help think we've strayed,
It's more primitive in ways,
Now we cook outside and crap indoors.

PatrickHenry · May 12, 2006, 04:34 am

I often work outside and sometimes, if no bathroom is close I just water a bush. What's wrong with that?

Mia · May 12, 2006, 06:44 am

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It's more primitive in ways,
Now we cook outside and crap indoors.[/i]

lol, that's cute!

The Bacon Guy · May 12, 2006, 10:54 am

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if no bathroom is close I just water a bush. What's wrong with that?

Nothing at all. In fact, it actually adds essential nitrogen based nutrients to the soil so really, outdoor urination should be encouraged. However, if you are pissing on the grass, you should really water it afterwards because it can kill the grass if it is too strong.

More horticultural tips coming soon.

Milton Bradley · May 12, 2006, 06:42 pm

I still don't recommend it for people with wells. ( Unless you know which way downstream is...)

westcoastdog · May 13, 2006, 10:55 am

A woman told me this joke.

God visits Adam and Eve and is carrying a small bag. God, "I forgot a couple of things when I created you two. I want you to each take one."

Adam grabs the bag and looks inside and says, "Wow. With that thing, I can piss standing up" and takes the penis and throws the bag to Eve.

Eve looks inside the bag and says, "Hmmm, multiple orgasms..."

Story from my life. I'm visiting a wealthy friend who lives in a mansion. We're having drinks on his deck, which overlooks his beautiful garden. He gets off his chair and goes over to the edge of his deck and pisses on the garden below. While he's watering, he says to me, "My hard work made all this possible and I can piss on it."

My blonde and beautiful niece's bedroom is on the second floor and the bathroom is on the first floor, a common arrangement in rural farmhouses in Washington State. When I mentioned that it was a long trot to the bathroom, she confessed that when she got the urge in the middle of the night she sometimes stuck her butt out the windown. You can do that when you live in the boonies.

Plasma Snake[D] · May 14, 2006, 12:36 pm

no, it isnt normal for people(not just men) to pee outside. Thank god the cavemen invented the portapotty. its called sarcasm folks

another day · May 15, 2006, 03:27 am

No, it's of course natural to urinate in a porcelain basin linked to an underground sewer system, just like when we were monkeys.

Please...this is the stupidest question ever. It's like asking if its natural for men to wear condoms. Of course it's not natural...

PatrickHenry · Nov 30, 2006, 01:49 am

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No, it's of course natural to urinate in a porcelain basin linked to an underground sewer system, just like when we were monkeys.

How did you transition out of monkeyhood?

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Please...this is the stupidest question ever. It's like asking if its natural for men to wear condoms. Of course it's not natural...

It may have been phrased improperly, but the thread is kinda cool. I watered the bushes in my friend's yard today while waiting for him to return from the pharmacy...

Milton Bradley · Nov 30, 2006, 09:03 am

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I don't pee outside. Ever. I don't camp, which might be part of it.
Mrs. CoffeeSaint yelled at our neighbors for pissing in the yard, in full view of our dining room . . .I thought our neighbors were twisted Neanderthals who didn't understand the purpose of a toilet. But now I see . . .they're LIBERTARIANS!

Just caught this on the reread, hehehe.

Indeed, it takes the Libertarian free spirits to see through the fog of battle to the underlying truth.

P.S. I don't advocate urinating outside in close quarters, like in the city for example. Neighbors are too close to burden with the odor of a group of beer guzzling morons who can't be bothered to go indoors when it's literally 30 ft. away.

Nono · Jun 4, 2007, 08:44 am

A one and a two and a...

Nono · Jun 4, 2007, 08:55 am

This thread typifies PatrickHenry's genius for creating original debate threads.

So here's an warm, arcing, golden salute to that behemoth of braininess from Big Island.

Come back Pat!

Kuldeep · Jun 8, 2007, 05:59 am

Is it natural for a man to urinate outside?

No, it is not natural for man to urinate outside. But, I think it is natural for man to urinate standing and women sitting. Inside or outside does not matter much. Even this is true for some other type of animals also(not all) that males urinate standing while female urinate sitting or near sitting posture.

This may be due to anatomical or structural difference in male and female instuments of urinating !!!!!

So my answer is: I like peeing standing, does not matter inside or outside !!!!

DEEJ85 · Jun 8, 2007, 10:42 am

It may be natural, but it is still not socially acceptable. At least not in public

**Jack** · Jun 8, 2007, 10:45 am

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This thread typifies PatrickHenry's genius for creating original debate threads.

I agree he did, but not this one. This thread was started by suburbanite.

PatrickHenry · Jun 29, 2007, 04:05 pm

Ah! But you must admit, I was the member who found the subject worthy enough to continue commenting...

jose · Jun 29, 2007, 04:16 pm

I just went outside to pee on my lawn, the bathroom was closer but the grass needs the liquid

texasdave · Jun 29, 2007, 10:29 pm

Glad to know I'm not the only pee-outside-freak around here.

**Jack** · Jun 30, 2007, 12:16 am

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I was the member who found the subject worthy enough to continue commenting...

True, that. But you failed to follow up with threads asking if bears were Catholic and if the pope poops in the woods.

Milton Bradley · Jun 30, 2007, 12:34 am

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Ah! But you must admit, I was the member who found the subject worthy enough to continue commenting...

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True, that. But you failed to follow up with threads asking if bears were Catholic and if the pope poops in the woods.

Isherwood makes a strong point.

To what do you attribute this lack of investigative desire?

And you expect us to believe your 9/11 threads...?

Dec 20, 2005, 07:44 am	#141 (permalink) (top)
Nono Throbbing Member Location: Old Europe Posts: 7,158	Reminds me of the song "Peein' in the snow" by Newfoundland's leading band Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellers. In another song they take up Clarence's point. The singer has been strong-armed by his modernized wife ("who's got the upper hand") into building an outdoor BBQ, which means digging up scarce fertile land in a place like Newf. He goes on: So here I sit barbecuin', Wondering what the hell I'm doing. We've moved up in society of course. But I can't help think we've strayed, It's more primitive in ways, Now we cook outside and crap indoors. "I wish I was as cocksure of anything as Tom Macaulay is of everything." -- Viscount Melbourne

May 12, 2006, 04:34 am	#142 (permalink) (top)
PatrickHenry 9/11: Inside Job Location: Hawai'i, Big Island Posts: 10,446	I often work outside and sometimes, if no bathroom is close I just water a bush. What's wrong with that? "Arms in the hands of the citizens may be used at individual discretion for the defense of the country, the overthrow of tyranny or private self-defense." -- John Adams

May 13, 2006, 10:55 am	#146 (permalink) (top)
westcoastdog Igneous Magma Posts: 416	A woman told me this joke. God visits Adam and Eve and is carrying a small bag. God, "I forgot a couple of things when I created you two. I want you to each take one." Adam grabs the bag and looks inside and says, "Wow. With that thing, I can piss standing up" and takes the penis and throws the bag to Eve. Eve looks inside the bag and says, "Hmmm, multiple orgasms..." Story from my life. I'm visiting a wealthy friend who lives in a mansion. We're having drinks on his deck, which overlooks his beautiful garden. He gets off his chair and goes over to the edge of his deck and pisses on the garden below. While he's watering, he says to me, "My hard work made all this possible and I can piss on it." My blonde and beautiful niece's bedroom is on the second floor and the bathroom is on the first floor, a common arrangement in rural farmhouses in Washington State. When I mentioned that it was a long trot to the bathroom, she confessed that when she got the urge in the middle of the night she sometimes stuck her butt out the windown. You can do that when you live in the boonies. Last edited by westcoastdog; May 13, 2006 at 11:01 am.

Jun 4, 2007, 08:44 am	#151 (permalink) (top)
Nono Throbbing Member Location: Old Europe Posts: 7,158	A one and a two and a... "I wish I was as cocksure of anything as Tom Macaulay is of everything." -- Viscount Melbourne

Jun 4, 2007, 08:55 am	#152 (permalink) (top)
Nono Throbbing Member Location: Old Europe Posts: 7,158	This thread typifies PatrickHenry's genius for creating original debate threads. So here's an warm, arcing, golden salute to that behemoth of braininess from Big Island. Come back Pat! "I wish I was as cocksure of anything as Tom Macaulay is of everything." -- Viscount Melbourne

May 12, 2006, 06:42 pm	#145 (permalink) (top)
Milton Bradley BANNED Location: Ohio Province, Rep. of Comerica Posts: 7,320	I still don't recommend it for people with wells. ( Unless you know which way downstream is...)

May 14, 2006, 12:36 pm	#147 (permalink) (top)
Plasma Snake[D] Cause for Concern Location: Planet Earth Posts: 664	no, it isnt normal for people(not just men) to pee outside. Thank god the cavemen invented the portapotty. its called sarcasm folks

May 15, 2006, 03:27 am	#148 (permalink) (top)
another day slipping sand Posts: 1,977	No, it's of course natural to urinate in a porcelain basin linked to an underground sewer system, just like when we were monkeys. Please...this is the stupidest question ever. It's like asking if its natural for men to wear condoms. Of course it's not natural...

Jun 8, 2007, 05:59 am	#153 (permalink) (top)
Kuldeep Kuldeep Location: Bhopa, M.P, India Posts: 1,659	Is it natural for a man to urinate outside? No, it is not natural for man to urinate outside. But, I think it is natural for man to urinate standing and women sitting. Inside or outside does not matter much. Even this is true for some other type of animals also(not all) that males urinate standing while female urinate sitting or near sitting posture. This may be due to anatomical or structural difference in male and female instuments of urinating !!!!! So my answer is: I like peeing standing, does not matter inside or outside !!!!

Jun 8, 2007, 10:42 am	#154 (permalink) (top)
DEEJ85 Igneous Magma Posts: 261	It may be natural, but it is still not socially acceptable. At least not in public Beware of Logical Fallacies. See a list of them in the link below. http://home.mcn.net/~montanabw/fallacies.html

Jun 29, 2007, 04:05 pm	#156 (permalink) (top)
PatrickHenry 9/11: Inside Job Location: Hawai'i, Big Island Posts: 10,446	Ah! But you must admit, I was the member who found the subject worthy enough to continue commenting... "Arms in the hands of the citizens may be used at individual discretion for the defense of the country, the overthrow of tyranny or private self-defense." -- John Adams

Jun 29, 2007, 04:16 pm	#157 (permalink) (top)
jose Volcanic Erupter Location: España Posts: 2,610	I just went outside to pee on my lawn, the bathroom was closer but the grass needs the liquid

Jun 29, 2007, 10:29 pm	#158 (permalink) (top)
texasdave BANNED Location: Texas Posts: 731	Glad to know I'm not the only pee-outside-freak around here.