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PatrickHenry · Nov 27, 2005, 09:23 pm

There is a stiff wind through here...

**Jack** · Nov 27, 2005, 09:25 pm

Speaking of which, I have long liked that line, "Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining". I really don't know why, I just think it's a cool statement.

CoffeeSaint · Nov 27, 2005, 09:58 pm

Here's another: Don't shit in my hand and call it ice cream. Same thing; slightly worse.

And for anyone who wants to speak German, the greatest language in the world for cursing, here's my favorite:
Dir hat man wohl ins Gehirn geschissen, und vergessen umzuruhren.

Idiomatically, it means, "You're totally insane!"
Literally, it translates as: Someone must have shit in your hat (colloquialism for "head") and forgotten to stir.
Brilliant.

Nono · Nov 28, 2005, 11:10 am

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Literally, it translates as: Someone must have shit in your hat

Actually, it's brain, not hat.
Yes, German is a wonderfully expressive language. Great vehicle for irony, by the way, even better than English.

But we must be pissing Pat off with these digressions. Recently on a freezing night I was crossing a bridge and in dire need of a leak. Since no one was about, I peed between the steel slats beneath the railing into the dark waters below. Suddenly I had a memory of getting my tongue frozen to cold steel outside as a kid and, realizing that freezing steel and mucous membranes don't mix, carefully withdrew.

bugsbunny04 · Nov 28, 2005, 11:22 am

I like to open my truck door with my back to the opening, and just let 'r go right there in the parking lot.

abub · Nov 28, 2005, 12:42 pm

lol. This thread is crazy. Anyways, for some reason I always have to pee right when I get home. So, I make a stop at the bushes behind the garage before going inside. It's easier, doesn't require a flush, saves water, saves toilet paper (in the event of a little splashing on the toilet rim), and therefore requires a whole lot less effort.

gr8ridejester · Nov 28, 2005, 04:34 pm

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lol. This thread is crazy. Anyways, for some reason I always have to pee right when I get home. So, I make a stop at the bushes behind the garage before going inside. It's easier, doesn't require a flush, saves water, saves toilet paper (in the event of a little splashing on the toilet rim), and therefore requires a whole lot less effort.

:eek: Wouldn't it just be easier to walk inside and use your "facilities"? The bad thing about urinating outside is the tendency for wildlife to come and remark the territory, so to speak.

gr8ridejester · Nov 28, 2005, 04:48 pm

On a similar topic, I have created the "Equal Opportunity Toilet Seat Act". This is something I came up with when I was younger after the numerous arguments my parents would get into over the toilet seat being left open. This is the concept:

It seems women get upset when the toilet seat is left up, but will leave the lid up and consider it fine...double standard no more. Whoever uses the toilet puts BOTH seat/lid down after use. This way each person has the opportunity to lift AND put down the toilet seat/lid.

It seemed to work fairly well, and I still practice this concept in my household.

abub · Nov 28, 2005, 07:17 pm

Nah, it's definitely easier peeing outside. About the wildlife coming into my yard... I live right across the street from a state park so I get 'em anyways.

**Chris** · Nov 28, 2005, 07:32 pm

took a road trip (Thanksgiving) and had to piss like a racehorse.

Wanted to do so in a bottle but

a) may have filled it
b) would have upset the Mrs.

RickSp · Nov 28, 2005, 07:57 pm

Getting in late on this pissing contest, so to speak, but it occurrs to me that urinating outside is perfectly natural for both men and women. Indoor plumbing was only developed recently in human history. Urinating outdoors is natural for all concerned. The only advantage that men have is that we can write our name in the snow.

abub · Nov 29, 2005, 01:13 am

Ah yes, I love doing that

Nono · Nov 29, 2005, 07:41 am

A guy who spent years in the Mackenzie Delta told me you knew it was really cold when you had to back up while peeing.

Ghumanto · Nov 29, 2005, 07:55 am

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Okay Nona, my male ego is rising, I here by challenge any girl with one of those in inventions to a wizzing contest, bet it can shoot futher they can.

Tech.

Girlz can do it faster . You can send it further but you can't make it faster .

Ghumanto · Dec 1, 2005, 06:02 am

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Oh yeah, any man who says he doesn't pee in the shower is LYING.

Muslims and Hindus don't pee during shower. It is forbidden for them to pee on water ( river , pond etc that may be used by others ) as well as during shower ( which is supposed to make them cleaner ).
They are no liers !

Kite · Dec 1, 2005, 08:54 am

I've done it. When nature calls that loudly its hard to ignore it.

**Jack** · Dec 1, 2005, 10:09 am

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The only advantage that men have is that we can write our name in the snow.

After a twelve-pack, you can often write a short story.

Nono · Dec 1, 2005, 11:14 am

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After a twelve-pack, you can often write a short story.

Proverb: You don't buy it so much as rent it.

**Chris** · Dec 1, 2005, 11:22 am

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Oh yeah, any man who says he doesn't pee in the shower is LYING.

uh NO.

Why would you ever piss in the shower? If you are in the civilized world (which you probably would be if you were taking a shower) there would be a toilet about on average, 2 feet away from the shower. So why wouldnt you go before you got in?

Laziness. Also what if someone wants to take a bath after you use the shower? (unless its a non bath shower)

PatrickHenry · Dec 1, 2005, 02:10 pm

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Why would you ever piss in the shower?

The sound of water running creates a psychological "need" to go. And many folks have the toilet in a separate cubicle. So what's wrong with peeing directly on the drain? Granted the odor lingers, but come on, who is it hurting?

Nov 27, 2005, 09:23 pm	#101 (permalink) (top)
PatrickHenry 9/11: Inside Job Location: Hawai'i, Big Island Posts: 10,446	There is a stiff wind through here... "Arms in the hands of the citizens may be used at individual discretion for the defense of the country, the overthrow of tyranny or private self-defense." -- John Adams

Nov 27, 2005, 09:25 pm	#102 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 13,771	Speaking of which, I have long liked that line, "Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining". I really don't know why, I just think it's a cool statement. The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Nov 27, 2005, 09:58 pm	#103 (permalink) (top)
CoffeeSaint Moral Turnip Location: Oregon, US Posts: 2,283	Here's another: Don't shit in my hand and call it ice cream. Same thing; slightly worse. And for anyone who wants to speak German, the greatest language in the world for cursing, here's my favorite: Dir hat man wohl ins Gehirn geschissen, und vergessen umzuruhren. Idiomatically, it means, "You're totally insane!" Literally, it translates as: Someone must have shit in your hat (colloquialism for "head") and forgotten to stir. Brilliant. "Would you like some pie, Dr. Stark?" "Science is my pie. Curiosity, my sweet tooth. Knowledge is my candy."

Nov 28, 2005, 11:22 am	#105 (permalink) (top)
bugsbunny04 Untrained Fodder Location: Alabama Posts: 1,354	I like to open my truck door with my back to the opening, and just let 'r go right there in the parking lot. Clean toe caps and a filthy mouth! Low morals and high morale!

Nov 28, 2005, 04:48 pm	#108 (permalink) (top)
gr8ridejester WYSIWYG Posts: 427	On a similar topic, I have created the "Equal Opportunity Toilet Seat Act". This is something I came up with when I was younger after the numerous arguments my parents would get into over the toilet seat being left open. This is the concept: It seems women get upset when the toilet seat is left up, but will leave the lid up and consider it fine...double standard no more. Whoever uses the toilet puts BOTH seat/lid down after use. This way each person has the opportunity to lift AND put down the toilet seat/lid. It seemed to work fairly well, and I still practice this concept in my household. "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." - Aristotle

Nov 28, 2005, 12:42 pm	#106 (permalink) (top)
abub trendsetter Location: cleveland Posts: 317	lol. This thread is crazy. Anyways, for some reason I always have to pee right when I get home. So, I make a stop at the bushes behind the garage before going inside. It's easier, doesn't require a flush, saves water, saves toilet paper (in the event of a little splashing on the toilet rim), and therefore requires a whole lot less effort.

Nov 28, 2005, 07:17 pm	#109 (permalink) (top)
abub trendsetter Location: cleveland Posts: 317	Nah, it's definitely easier peeing outside. About the wildlife coming into my yard... I live right across the street from a state park so I get 'em anyways.

Nov 28, 2005, 07:32 pm	#110 (permalink) (top)
Chris Gamma-ray burst Location: Nashville Posts: 6,356	took a road trip (Thanksgiving) and had to piss like a racehorse. Wanted to do so in a bottle but a) may have filled it b) would have upset the Mrs. I'm voting against the theocratic psychopaths Shared

Nov 28, 2005, 07:57 pm	#111 (permalink) (top)
RickSp Volcanic Erupter Posts: 9,589	Getting in late on this pissing contest, so to speak, but it occurrs to me that urinating outside is perfectly natural for both men and women. Indoor plumbing was only developed recently in human history. Urinating outdoors is natural for all concerned. The only advantage that men have is that we can write our name in the snow. Rick "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." Sinclair Lewis

Nov 29, 2005, 01:13 am	#112 (permalink) (top)
abub trendsetter Location: cleveland Posts: 317	Ah yes, I love doing that

Nov 29, 2005, 07:41 am	#113 (permalink) (top)
Nono Throbbing Member Location: Old Europe Posts: 7,161	A guy who spent years in the Mackenzie Delta told me you knew it was really cold when you had to back up while peeing. "I wish I was as cocksure of anything as Tom Macaulay is of everything." -- Viscount Melbourne

Dec 1, 2005, 08:54 am	#116 (permalink) (top)
Kite Evil Overlord Location: A Geofront, somewhere in Antarctica Posts: 938	I've done it. When nature calls that loudly its hard to ignore it. I know your type. You think, "I'll just get me a costume, rip off the neighborhood kids." Next thing you know, you've got a jet shaped like a skull with lasers on the front! -The Monarch