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PatrickHenry · Aug 12, 2005, 01:23 pm

2AM, this morning, my back lanai. I saw THREE meteors in the thirty seconds it takes to bleed my lizard.

The Perseids:

YourTokah · Aug 13, 2005, 12:10 am

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So where is it that you are pissing outside? Wouldn't it be almost impossible for a "lay-tay" to do so unless you were in a completely isolated place?

Plus wouldn't you have to wipe?

Let's see, last time I did it was behind an SUV outside a beachside bar during a mini-bike week here. And yes, I have to wipe - I anticipated and grabbed napkins from the bar (the line for the ladies room was much too long, you see, and I'd had too much to drink to hold it that long... and too much to drink for modesty.)

Of course sometimes I pee and just shake like a dog, sorta like guys do, but not as effectively. Times like that, it's best to be able to stay naked for a while, preferably prone, to let the sun dry me.

**Jack** · Aug 13, 2005, 12:14 am

I've never read so much pissing and moaning in my life. Well, OK, not much moaning...but there sure is a lot of pissing.

YourTokah · Aug 13, 2005, 12:16 am

Good point - where's the moaning thread? Oh wait - that's most every thread, huh?

Milton Bradley · Aug 13, 2005, 12:24 am

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Good point - where's the moaning thread? Oh wait - that's most every thread, huh?

If you have yet to divorce yourself from reality it is.

PatrickHenry · Nov 25, 2005, 10:20 pm

2:22 AM. Moon rising like a silver bowl from the foggy horizon. No breeze and no flushing necessary...

**Jack** · Nov 25, 2005, 10:24 pm

Why do we "take a leak"? Wouldn't "leave a leak" be more precise? It's not like I'm going to cart it around with me.

Walmas · Nov 25, 2005, 10:51 pm

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Why do we "take a leak"? Wouldn't "leave a leak" be more precise? It's not like I'm going to cart it around with me.

English isnt supposed to make sense.

**Jack** · Nov 25, 2005, 11:49 pm

Kewl. That takes a lot of the pressure off.

Nono · Nov 26, 2005, 10:10 am

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It's not like I'm going to cart it around with me.

Of course. You're not Howard Hughes.

Why "take"? Perhaps it's because one is well advised to begin the process by taking something.

CoffeeSaint · Nov 27, 2005, 06:22 pm

I don't pee outside. Ever. I don't camp, which might be part of it.
Mrs. CoffeeSaint yelled at our neighbors for pissing in the yard, in full view of our dining room . . .I thought our neighbors were twisted Neanderthals who didn't understand the purpose of a toilet. But now I see . . .they're LIBERTARIANS!

shield772 · Nov 27, 2005, 06:33 pm

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Wow. I thought my best friend's husband was a freak for doing this -he will go out of his way to go outside rather than a bathroom. All his friends do it when we are outside drinking.

To answer the question does someone know a man who doesn't? My boyfriend. I'm sure he would in an extreme circumstance as of course I will too. But I've never seen it in two years.

But he says the guys at work do it too - and talk about it proudly.

I don't get it..............glad I have the one who doesn't!

Does he know you find it gross, if he does know thats why he doesn't do it, if you didn't care, he wouldn't

shield772 · Nov 27, 2005, 06:33 pm

I like to pee on my friends truck tires, such fun, of course he does it to my van also.

**Jack** · Nov 27, 2005, 07:03 pm

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I like to pee on my friends truck tires

For a real hoot, try that at 70 MPH on the freeway...at night. :)

shield772 · Nov 27, 2005, 07:05 pm

Been there, done that, I grew up in the south, I don't want to even talk about some of the things we did.

Walmas · Nov 27, 2005, 07:23 pm

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I don't pee outside. Ever. I don't camp, which might be part of it.
Mrs. CoffeeSaint yelled at our neighbors for pissing in the yard, in full view of our dining room . . .I thought our neighbors were twisted Neanderthals who didn't understand the purpose of a toilet. But now I see . . .they're LIBERTARIANS!

Did they do it again?

Walmas · Nov 27, 2005, 07:23 pm

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Been there, done that, I grew up in the south, I don't want to even talk about some of the things we did.

yeah you elected republicans.

shield772 · Nov 27, 2005, 08:50 pm

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yeah you elected republicans.

Whooo Raaahh !!!!!

PatrickHenry · Nov 27, 2005, 09:01 pm

Let's get back to the basics of urination on this thread...

**Jack** · Nov 27, 2005, 09:05 pm

Let's not piss off PH...or piss on him, either. Check wind direction before letting fly...

Aug 12, 2005, 01:23 pm	#81 (permalink) (top)
PatrickHenry 9/11: Inside Job Location: Hawai'i, Big Island Posts: 10,437	2AM, this morning, my back lanai. I saw THREE meteors in the thirty seconds it takes to bleed my lizard. The Perseids: "Arms in the hands of the citizens may be used at individual discretion for the defense of the country, the overthrow of tyranny or private self-defense." -- John Adams

Aug 13, 2005, 12:14 am	#83 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 12,997	I've never read so much pissing and moaning in my life. Well, OK, not much moaning...but there sure is a lot of pissing. The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Aug 13, 2005, 12:16 am	#84 (permalink) (top)
YourTokah Conundrum Posts: 337	Good point - where's the moaning thread? Oh wait - that's most every thread, huh? Political Compass: Economic Left/Right: -4.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.95 PhotoBucket of YourTokah

Nov 25, 2005, 10:20 pm	#86 (permalink) (top)
PatrickHenry 9/11: Inside Job Location: Hawai'i, Big Island Posts: 10,437	2:22 AM. Moon rising like a silver bowl from the foggy horizon. No breeze and no flushing necessary... "Arms in the hands of the citizens may be used at individual discretion for the defense of the country, the overthrow of tyranny or private self-defense." -- John Adams

Nov 25, 2005, 10:24 pm	#87 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 12,997	Why do we "take a leak"? Wouldn't "leave a leak" be more precise? It's not like I'm going to cart it around with me. The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Nov 25, 2005, 11:49 pm	#89 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 12,997	Kewl. That takes a lot of the pressure off. The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Nov 27, 2005, 06:22 pm	#91 (permalink) (top)
CoffeeSaint Moral Turnip Location: Oregon, US Posts: 2,283	I don't pee outside. Ever. I don't camp, which might be part of it. Mrs. CoffeeSaint yelled at our neighbors for pissing in the yard, in full view of our dining room . . .I thought our neighbors were twisted Neanderthals who didn't understand the purpose of a toilet. But now I see . . .they're LIBERTARIANS! "Would you like some pie, Dr. Stark?" "Science is my pie. Curiosity, my sweet tooth. Knowledge is my candy."

Nov 27, 2005, 06:33 pm	#93 (permalink) (top)
shield772 57 Dead LEO's in 08 Location: Washington, WV Posts: 1,757	I like to pee on my friends truck tires, such fun, of course he does it to my van also. Republican Liberty Caucus Moderate Republican Officer Down Memorial Page

Nov 27, 2005, 07:05 pm	#95 (permalink) (top)
shield772 57 Dead LEO's in 08 Location: Washington, WV Posts: 1,757	Been there, done that, I grew up in the south, I don't want to even talk about some of the things we did. Republican Liberty Caucus Moderate Republican Officer Down Memorial Page

Nov 27, 2005, 09:01 pm	#99 (permalink) (top)
PatrickHenry 9/11: Inside Job Location: Hawai'i, Big Island Posts: 10,437	Let's get back to the basics of urination on this thread... "Arms in the hands of the citizens may be used at individual discretion for the defense of the country, the overthrow of tyranny or private self-defense." -- John Adams

Nov 27, 2005, 09:05 pm	#100 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 12,997	Let's not piss off PH...or piss on him, either. Check wind direction before letting fly... The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)