Is it natural for a man to urinate outside?

[moustache]

I go surfing often, and pee through my wet suit...


and I have a friend whos brother had to go so bad one time, that they pulled over and he went in a divider/planter in the middle of the road. funny stuff.

[Charles]

I enjoy alot of stuff about peeing outside.

I like not having to aim. Just pee!, also I like peeing on bugs, or on dry soil... or even better, watching it trickle along. Its all fun.

As has been said before, what could possibly be un-natural about taking a leak? If anything, the fact that we do it in our homes!

[asterix404]

If camping yea sure... in the woods... why not... on a street corner... lets just say I haven't walked out of a bar that drunk yet.

[PatrickHenry]

Last night, I saw the constellation Scorpio at 2:30 AM, while urinating off my back porch. Without my glasses!!

[Capitalist Pig]

Bumping this thread for its sheer entertainment value. :)

[Capitalist Pig]

Also, probably better suited for Miscellaneous.

[moustache]

Me and my mate were in Yates the other week and were onto our 6th stella, and he decided he couldn't bothered to go to the toilet so pissed onto the carpet. He did have the decency to tell me to move over, as I was sat opposite originally. The only thing that bothered me was that I didn't think of it first.

Thats so crazy it just might work. So like were you at a booth or what?

And I read earlier in the thread, somebody was talking about people peeing on each other...

In elementary school I can still remember there were these two girls who peed on each other. It was weird.

[PatrickHenry]

Sometimes it's necessary. Saturday I was at the Kamehameha Day celebration, and got caught in a traffic jam near the statue. The urge hit, but by the time the traffic cleared, there was no parking near a public toilet. I drove on in desperation and found a deserted driveway in the misty rain. I peed on Hawaiian flowers...

[Prometheus]

As a forest firefighter, backpacker, and river runner/camper I have left my yellow mark all over this great land. Trees, bushes, snowdrifts - none are safe. Probably the best is when camping on the river. You just stand on the stern of the raft and let 'er rip of the edge. It's quite a liberating experiance. Due to the construction of rafting shorts, this process is facilitated through the leg hole since the shorts are just that. It's a little more complicated for the womenfolk.

[RickSp]

Quote by: harumscarum I pee outside if I am at a golf course.

So that is what those little holes are for. Who knew?

[Capitalist Pig]

Quote by: RickSp So that is what those little holes are for. Who knew?

Imagine a golfer's surprise when they go to retrieve their ball.

[PatrickHenry]

5AM. Naked. My back porch with a 5mph breeze. Orion rising, and Mauna Kea looming.

[Chris]

Funny how I have never seen this thread before.

Yes I do it, but only if I am outside, say working. One time I was driving cross-country through Wyoming. I was on I-80 going East bound not yet to Laramie. I had to piss really really badly, and those of you who have been through Wyoming know that it is isolated and there are hardly any people around. Anyway, I pulled over and was going to piss to the outside of the highway (Facing South) since there was nothing but fields but when I got out the wind was blowing from the South at about 20mph. So I hat to piss towards the road. Sure enough some truckers and everyone saw me in all my glory pissing towards the highway.

So if there is a toilet avail. I will use it. But if not, I'll do it in privacy outside. When I was in Alaska, training in the field for the Army, we had to stay in a tent outside. The temps got to -40 during the night. We had a designated "Piss sculpture" outside the tent a bit. The snow was already about 3 feet deep, so when we pissed onto it it hardened the snow as it melted it. After everyone pissed on to the spot for a bit it turned into a colorful sculpture of piss and ice. If some gutsy artist from NYC cared to he could have gone up there and collected it and it might have become an interesting piece of art.

[Chris]

I totally forgot about a cool pissing story.

When I was in Alaska in the army, we often flew down to Talkeetna or Ft. Richardson. In the back of a Chinook with the door down. Once a crewchief got a creative thought and instead of pissing in a special urination bag with a sort-of paper towel ish thing in it to absorb it, he let us strap ourselves in a harness and stand on the edge of the back. And piss onto the ground flying at 80 kts and 45 feet above the ground. Some guys got to piss into a glacier.

[YourTokah]

I only pee outside when I absolutely have to - I'm a lay-tay, and my pants stay around my ankles. When I squat, the pee almot always ends up dribbling onto my pants and/or feet. Nothing worse than wearing foam flip-flops covered with your own piss.

Of course, were I naked, I'd happily pee outside all of the time.

[Jack]

Of course I pee outside. If I peed inside, eventually I'd explode.

[YourTokah]

and i don't want to imagine the smell!

[Chris]

Quote by: YourTokah I only pee outside when I absolutely have to - I'm a lay-tay, and my pants stay around my ankles. When I squat, the pee almot always ends up dribbling onto my pants and/or feet. Nothing worse than wearing foam flip-flops covered with your own piss. Of course, were I naked, I'd happily pee outside all of the time.

So where is it that you are pissing outside? Wouldn't it be almost impossible for a "lay-tay" to do so unless you were in a completely isolated place?

Plus wouldn't you have to wipe?

[Nono]

Quote by: Chris When I was in Alaska ...

Old Canadian arctic proverb:

You know it's really cold when you have to back up while pissing.

[Nono]

Quote by: YT (...) the pee almot always ends up dribbling onto my pants (...)

No matter how much
You shake, rattle and dance,
That last little drop
Always goes in your pants.

-- William Shakespeare


PS By the way, Tokah, your handle "Conundrum" ... not inspired by Jan Morris by any chance?