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FIFI · Apr 16, 2004, 05:15 pm

*SCRATCHES HEAD** hmm... i ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MY WIERD GROUP OF GUY FRIENDS WHO LIKED TO PEE OUTSIDE WHENEVER POSSIBLE, BUT I GUESS ITS A COMMON THING AFTER ALL...
AS A WOMEN, I PERSONALLY AM NOT TOO BOTHERED BY IT, AS LONG AS ITS DONE IN THE APPROPRATE PLACES AND CIRCUMSTANCES.
IF ITS YOUR YARD, AND YOU WANNA GO, THEN GO.
*SIGH* THIS MAY SOUND SEXIST, BUT THIS MUST BE ONE OF THOSE STRANGE BOY/MAN THINGS, BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL URGES TO GO OUTSIDE IF THERES A BATHROOM THE SAME DISTANCE AWAY.

Mia · Apr 16, 2004, 05:31 pm

Well, for us it's a lot more difficult. For them it's actually easier than inside. No toilet lid to pull up and down - no wiping up of any misses or complaints of misses left....

FIFI · Apr 16, 2004, 05:42 pm

True... and for some reason, I always felt kinda dirty without toliet paper!

Suburbanite · Apr 16, 2004, 05:55 pm

Mia, you're boyfriend is full of it, he pees outside when you're not around.

Mozart1220 · Apr 16, 2004, 06:20 pm

I'll pee outside if discretion permits, but would rather make a doo-doo on a nice CLEAN toilet. I HATE outdoor camp toilets, and porta-pottys freak me out. I'm a janitor by trade and don't even like using public restrooms. If possible I hold it until I get home.

BTW, as a janitor I can tell you that there is NOTHING filthier than the ladies room at the mall.

Mozart1220 · Apr 16, 2004, 06:20 pm

Oh yeah, any man who says he doesn't pee in the shower is LYING.

PatrickHenry · Apr 16, 2004, 06:24 pm

<blockquote>Quote:<hr size="1" />Originally Posted by (Mozart1220,)
Oh yeah, any man who says he doesn't pee in the shower is LYING.<hr size="1" /></blockquote>
What's wrong with that? I remember the Seinfeld episode. But come on, it goes right down the waste plumbing. Granted the odor lingers...

Paavo · Apr 16, 2004, 06:30 pm

<blockquote>Quote:<hr size="1" />Originally Posted by (Mozart1220,)
Oh yeah, any man who says he doesn't pee in the shower is LYING.<hr size="1" /></blockquote>

Hahahaha. I have to insist on being honest while saying I don't do that.
*thinks*

I just might try that out though! :)

Blef · Apr 16, 2004, 10:54 pm

I always enjoy peeing outside. Somehow it just feels a lot more pleasant than peeing in a toilet. I don't go out of my way to pee outside, but if I need to, well...

Some women are comfortable about peeing outside too. My mom never hesitated.

Sodfather · Apr 17, 2004, 12:12 am

I barely ever urinate outdoors. When I do, it's out of necessity and/or drunkenness. One thing I dislike about it is that usually the piss starts rolling towards your feet, especially if you're on a slight incline, and then you gotta hurry up the process to get out of this river of piss's path!

As for acceptance, if you're pissing outside, I don't think you're that uptight to even care what people think of it.

And if you're drunk, well, you can't even spell acceptance nevermind worry about it.

Overall, on level/sloped terrain, I enjoy and approve of outdoors pissing.

Suburbanite · Apr 17, 2004, 05:04 am

Has anyone ever pissed on someone else before? I remember in High School two kids were expelled for peeing on another kid and then calling him a spic. And in elementary school a friend of mine and his friend used to pee on each other's legs and they would come back to class smelling like piss, funniest thing ever.

Autophage · Apr 18, 2004, 01:32 am

<blockquote>Quote:<hr size="1" />Originally Posted by (Suburbanite,)
Has anyone ever pissed on someone else before? I remember in High School two kids were expelled for peeing on another kid and then calling him a spic. And in elementary school a friend of mine and his friend used to pee on each other's legs and they would come back to class smelling like piss, funniest thing ever.<hr size="1" /></blockquote>

Simply gross. Reminds me of a saying my dad's fond of... 'it's like a pissing match, you might when but you still got pissed on'.

FIFI · Apr 20, 2004, 12:28 pm

LOL.... OMG, I cannot believe people want to piss on people! LOL.
Definatly one for the record books.
P.S. I am never going to shower in my guyfriends or boyfriends showers EVER again... there has to be some medical reason why poeple SHOULDN'T piss where people can stand in it... though, I do have to admit, isn't amonnea supposed to be a good cleanser??

PatrickHenry · Apr 20, 2004, 01:38 pm

Quote:

Originally posted by FIFI,
I cannot believe people want to piss on people! LOL.
Definatly one for the record books.

Oh, I forgot, you're a high school student. We won't mention the gross p*rn...

PatrickHenry · Sep 13, 2004, 12:24 pm

Last night I woke up, went outside on the back lanai naked, looked up at the beautiful dark starry sky above my home and released my bladder onto the grass below. I saw a meteor. I went back to sleep in a good mood...

m5lange1 · Sep 13, 2004, 01:11 pm

LOL I did not read any of this but the title alone cracked me up.
NATURALLY it is natural for EVERYONE to do EVERYTHING outside!!!!!!!!!

I know animals (including human animals) are known to seek shelter for protection from preditors and elements etc. but I NEVER heard that of living crature seeking shelter to eliminate waste. Hence the necessity of potty training.

Hilarious concept though.

And on the 8th day He created...... the outhouse!!!!! :)
or
And when the apes began to use tools they went right to work building the outhouse, which then defined them as Human.

Ken Carman · Sep 14, 2004, 06:20 pm

YES.

1. Don't have to flush or lift the seat and then put it back down again for the wife. (Why can't some women look before they sit like we do? "Chivalry" my ass, it's laziness. Besides, what ever happened to "liberation?" Let's share duties!)

2. It makes the wife jealous. ("Why can't I do that?")

3. My Grandfather always said, "My idea of heaven is a house where I can pee off my front porch and not be seen." I own a place like that. And I always respect my elders... (well, almost always... well sometimes... well...)

The only downside? It makes the ground smell funny... just move to a different location until it rains.

castille · Sep 18, 2004, 10:19 am

Quote:

Originally posted by Sodfather,
One thing I dislike about it is that usually the piss starts rolling towards your feet, especially if you're on a slight incline, and then you gotta hurry up the process to get out of this river of piss's path!

Oh when I'm drunk I hardly notice it. Usually I just dip my shoe in fountains to wash the piss off.

Suburbanite · Sep 18, 2004, 06:05 pm

glad this thread made it back to the first page... anyways imma go take a piss outside.

Nono · Sep 18, 2004, 06:17 pm

Not sure to whom the following should be attributed. Probably Shakespeare:

Quote:

No matter how much you shake, rattle and dance,
That last little drop
Always ends up in your pants.

Apr 16, 2004, 05:15 pm	#21 (permalink) (top)
FIFI THROBBIN ROBIN Location: USA Posts: 311	SCRATCHES HEAD* hmm... i ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MY WIERD GROUP OF GUY FRIENDS WHO LIKED TO PEE OUTSIDE WHENEVER POSSIBLE, BUT I GUESS ITS A COMMON THING AFTER ALL... AS A WOMEN, I PERSONALLY AM NOT TOO BOTHERED BY IT, AS LONG AS ITS DONE IN THE APPROPRATE PLACES AND CIRCUMSTANCES. IF ITS YOUR YARD, AND YOU WANNA GO, THEN GO. SIGH THIS MAY SOUND SEXIST, BUT THIS MUST BE ONE OF THOSE STRANGE BOY/MAN THINGS, BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL URGES TO GO OUTSIDE IF THERES A BATHROOM THE SAME DISTANCE AWAY. DON'T TAKE AWAY MY RIGHTS JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T EXERCISE YOURS. Better to be thought a fool with ones mouth shut, than to speak and remove all doubt

Apr 16, 2004, 05:31 pm	#22 (permalink) (top)
Mia Retired Posts: 7,312	Well, for us it's a lot more difficult. For them it's actually easier than inside. No toilet lid to pull up and down - no wiping up of any misses or complaints of misses left.... "...with like-minded people one cannot discuss. With like-minded people one can only participate in a church service, and you know how I feel about church services." Ayaan Hirsi Ali

Apr 16, 2004, 05:42 pm	#23 (permalink) (top)
FIFI THROBBIN ROBIN Location: USA Posts: 311	True... and for some reason, I always felt kinda dirty without toliet paper! DON'T TAKE AWAY MY RIGHTS JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T EXERCISE YOURS. Better to be thought a fool with ones mouth shut, than to speak and remove all doubt

Apr 16, 2004, 06:20 pm	#25 (permalink) (top)
Mozart1220 Igneous Magma Posts: 687	I'll pee outside if discretion permits, but would rather make a doo-doo on a nice CLEAN toilet. I HATE outdoor camp toilets, and porta-pottys freak me out. I'm a janitor by trade and don't even like using public restrooms. If possible I hold it until I get home. BTW, as a janitor I can tell you that there is NOTHING filthier than the ladies room at the mall. Big Jr is watching you!

Apr 16, 2004, 06:20 pm	#26 (permalink) (top)
Mozart1220 Igneous Magma Posts: 687	Oh yeah, any man who says he doesn't pee in the shower is LYING. Big Jr is watching you!

Apr 16, 2004, 05:55 pm	#24 (permalink) (top)
Suburbanite BANNED Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,203	Mia, you're boyfriend is full of it, he pees outside when you're not around.

Apr 16, 2004, 06:24 pm	#27 (permalink) (top)
PatrickHenry 9/11: Inside Job Location: Hawai'i, Big Island Posts: 10,437	</span><blockquote><span class="smallfont">Quote:</span><hr size="1" />Originally Posted by (Mozart1220,) Oh yeah, any man who says he doesn't pee in the shower is LYING.<hr size="1" /></blockquote><span class='postcolor'> What's wrong with that? I remember the Seinfeld episode. But come on, it goes right down the waste plumbing. Granted the odor lingers... "Arms in the hands of the citizens may be used at individual discretion for the defense of the country, the overthrow of tyranny or private self-defense." -- John Adams

Apr 16, 2004, 06:30 pm	#28 (permalink) (top)
Paavo Location: Finland Posts: 712	</span><blockquote><span class="smallfont">Quote:</span><hr size="1" />Originally Posted by (Mozart1220,) Oh yeah, any man who says he doesn't pee in the shower is LYING.<hr size="1" /></blockquote><span class='postcolor'> Hahahaha. I have to insist on being honest while saying I don't do that. thinks I just might try that out though! :)

Apr 16, 2004, 10:54 pm	#29 (permalink) (top)
Blef Igneous Magma Posts: 155	I always enjoy peeing outside. Somehow it just feels a lot more pleasant than peeing in a toilet. I don't go out of my way to pee outside, but if I need to, well... Some women are comfortable about peeing outside too. My mom never hesitated. "Man will never be free until the last King is strangled with the entrails of the last Priest" - Denis Diderot

Apr 17, 2004, 12:12 am	#30 (permalink) (top)
Sodfather Igneous Magma Posts: 327	I barely ever urinate outdoors. When I do, it's out of necessity and/or drunkenness. One thing I dislike about it is that usually the piss starts rolling towards your feet, especially if you're on a slight incline, and then you gotta hurry up the process to get out of this river of piss's path! As for acceptance, if you're pissing outside, I don't think you're that uptight to even care what people think of it. And if you're drunk, well, you can't even spell acceptance nevermind worry about it. Overall, on level/sloped terrain, I enjoy and approve of outdoors pissing.

Apr 17, 2004, 05:04 am	#31 (permalink) (top)
Suburbanite BANNED Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,203	Has anyone ever pissed on someone else before? I remember in High School two kids were expelled for peeing on another kid and then calling him a spic. And in elementary school a friend of mine and his friend used to pee on each other's legs and they would come back to class smelling like piss, funniest thing ever.

Apr 18, 2004, 01:32 am	#32 (permalink) (top)
Autophage Molten Ash Location: Washington, DC-ish Posts: 103	</span><blockquote><span class="smallfont">Quote:</span><hr size="1" />Originally Posted by (Suburbanite,) Has anyone ever pissed on someone else before? I remember in High School two kids were expelled for peeing on another kid and then calling him a spic. And in elementary school a friend of mine and his friend used to pee on each other's legs and they would come back to class smelling like piss, funniest thing ever.<hr size="1" /></blockquote><span class='postcolor'> Simply gross. Reminds me of a saying my dad's fond of... 'it's like a pissing match, you might when but you still got pissed on'.

Apr 20, 2004, 12:28 pm	#33 (permalink) (top)
FIFI THROBBIN ROBIN Location: USA Posts: 311	LOL.... OMG, I cannot believe people want to piss on people! LOL. Definatly one for the record books. P.S. I am never going to shower in my guyfriends or boyfriends showers EVER again... there has to be some medical reason why poeple SHOULDN'T piss where people can stand in it... though, I do have to admit, isn't amonnea supposed to be a good cleanser?? DON'T TAKE AWAY MY RIGHTS JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T EXERCISE YOURS. Better to be thought a fool with ones mouth shut, than to speak and remove all doubt

Sep 13, 2004, 12:24 pm	#35 (permalink) (top)
PatrickHenry 9/11: Inside Job Location: Hawai'i, Big Island Posts: 10,437	Last night I woke up, went outside on the back lanai naked, looked up at the beautiful dark starry sky above my home and released my bladder onto the grass below. I saw a meteor. I went back to sleep in a good mood... "Arms in the hands of the citizens may be used at individual discretion for the defense of the country, the overthrow of tyranny or private self-defense." -- John Adams

Sep 13, 2004, 01:11 pm	#36 (permalink) (top)
m5lange1 Igneous Magma Posts: 649	LOL I did not read any of this but the title alone cracked me up. NATURALLY it is natural for EVERYONE to do EVERYTHING outside!!!!!!!!! I know animals (including human animals) are known to seek shelter for protection from preditors and elements etc. but I NEVER heard that of living crature seeking shelter to eliminate waste. Hence the necessity of potty training. Hilarious concept though. And on the 8th day He created...... the outhouse!!!!! :) or And when the apes began to use tools they went right to work building the outhouse, which then defined them as Human. Protester against the culture war!!!!

Sep 14, 2004, 06:20 pm	#37 (permalink) (top)
Ken Carman Just plain WEIRD Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 1,491	YES. 1. Don't have to flush or lift the seat and then put it back down again for the wife. (Why can't some women look before they sit like we do? "Chivalry" my ass, it's laziness. Besides, what ever happened to "liberation?" Let's share duties!) 2. It makes the wife jealous. ("Why can't I do that?") 3. My Grandfather always said, "My idea of heaven is a house where I can pee off my front porch and not be seen." I own a place like that. And I always respect my elders... (well, almost always... well sometimes... well...) The only downside? It makes the ground smell funny... just move to a different location until it rains. Ken's weekly column... Inspection... on site Inspection... off site.

Sep 18, 2004, 06:05 pm	#39 (permalink) (top)
Suburbanite BANNED Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,203	glad this thread made it back to the first page... anyways imma go take a piss outside.