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jose · Mar 20, 2006, 03:43 pm

Non-existent WMDs found in Iraq. Hardly used. Looking for buyers specifically in Iran.

Unused conscience, available in pristine condition. The owners do not have any use for it.

Large amounts of faux, incriminating data, generic enough to be adaptable for use against any Middle Eastern country that possesses large of amounts of oil reserves or can accommodate multiple strategic military bases.

Large containers of mainstream media testicles collected over the course of the last 5 years.

Surplus amount of hypocrisy, available for anyone who might be interested.

A special deal on used 'HIGH' Threat Level Alerts available from Homeland Security Advisory Department. Procurement of a box of 10 'HIGH' Threat Levels qualifies you to receive a 'SEVERE' Threat level for free.

Hunting shotgun and cartridges available for sale, as 'undisclosed' owner has recently given up hunting birds.

Large areas of untouched national park reserves available for sale to highest bidder. Comes with pre-approved drilling rights.

Extensively large collection of factual, documented evidence regarding global warming. Never been used.

The constitution. Obsolete piece of historical document of little relevance. Any offer will be entertained.

Priceless collection of Iraqi national treasures (of historical value apparently but any offer will be accepted).

Contract for management and logistics of election rigging (in US and abroad). Always on the look out for best offer.

Last remaining pieces of Human Rights still left over from last year's sale. Already boxed up, shredded and ready to be used as refuse.

The War on Terror. Available for free for mass consumption. Comes with a variety phobias and fears for the general populace.

A lovely box set of the middle class and the poor. All proceeds to go to the foundation of the Repulsively Rich.

The Soul – (ALL SOLD OUT - SORRY!)
http://oream.blogspot.com/2006/03/for-sale.html

Milton Bradley · Mar 20, 2006, 04:50 pm

I thought Syria got some at bargain basement prices whem they were allegedly smuggled in just prior to the invasion.

Ah well, how did I know they were going to go East first when the rhetoric clearly implied they were thinking the opposite. ( Perhaps that should have been a clue.)

LetThereBe · Mar 20, 2006, 08:20 pm

I'll take the national park if you've still got it.

Clarence · Mar 21, 2006, 12:09 am

heeheehaha! Now that's comedy... :(

Osborn F Enready · Mar 22, 2006, 01:55 am

That was funny, thanks Jose.

Mar 20, 2006, 03:43 pm	#1 (permalink) (top)
jose Volcanic Erupter Location: España Posts: 2,586	For Sale: Non-existent WMDs found in Iraq. Hardly used. Looking for buyers specifically in Iran. Unused conscience, available in pristine condition. The owners do not have any use for it. Large amounts of faux, incriminating data, generic enough to be adaptable for use against any Middle Eastern country that possesses large of amounts of oil reserves or can accommodate multiple strategic military bases. Large containers of mainstream media testicles collected over the course of the last 5 years. Surplus amount of hypocrisy, available for anyone who might be interested. A special deal on used 'HIGH' Threat Level Alerts available from Homeland Security Advisory Department. Procurement of a box of 10 'HIGH' Threat Levels qualifies you to receive a 'SEVERE' Threat level for free. Hunting shotgun and cartridges available for sale, as 'undisclosed' owner has recently given up hunting birds. Large areas of untouched national park reserves available for sale to highest bidder. Comes with pre-approved drilling rights. Extensively large collection of factual, documented evidence regarding global warming. Never been used. The constitution. Obsolete piece of historical document of little relevance. Any offer will be entertained. Priceless collection of Iraqi national treasures (of historical value apparently but any offer will be accepted). Contract for management and logistics of election rigging (in US and abroad). Always on the look out for best offer. Last remaining pieces of Human Rights still left over from last year's sale. Already boxed up, shredded and ready to be used as refuse. The War on Terror. Available for free for mass consumption. Comes with a variety phobias and fears for the general populace. A lovely box set of the middle class and the poor. All proceeds to go to the foundation of the Repulsively Rich. The Soul – (ALL SOLD OUT - SORRY!) http://oream.blogspot.com/2006/03/for-sale.html Last edited by jose; Mar 20, 2006 at 03:45 pm.

Mar 20, 2006, 08:20 pm	#3 (permalink) (top)
LetThereBe Always Seeking Location: Ohio Posts: 720	I'll take the national park if you've still got it. It is just.

Mar 22, 2006, 01:55 am	#5 (permalink) (top)
Osborn F Enready Principled Observer Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 13,873	That was funny, thanks Jose. Petition of Redress of Grievances: http://www.givemeliberty.org/default.htm Canadian Lawsuit Against Their National Banks: http://www.freewebs.com/classaction/ Osborn F. Enready

Mar 20, 2006, 04:50 pm	#2 (permalink) (top)
Milton Bradley BANNED Location: Ohio Province, Rep. of Comerica Posts: 7,320	I thought Syria got some at bargain basement prices whem they were allegedly smuggled in just prior to the invasion. Ah well, how did I know they were going to go East first when the rhetoric clearly implied they were thinking the opposite. ( Perhaps that should have been a clue.)

Mar 21, 2006, 12:09 am	#4 (permalink) (top)
Clarence pregnant with truth Posts: 2,272	heeheehaha! Now that's comedy... :(