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Dec 29, 2005, 01:46 pm
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| Redskins Rule  Location: South-Western Virginia Posts: 2,451 | The ONLY truths that matter... Joe Gibbs is light and goodness personified. The Redskins are the only worthy source of passion and contentment. If the Redskins win, all is right in the world. If the Redskins lose, evil and darkness are gaining ascendencey. The Dallas Cowboys are the imps of all forces that are dark and evil. Just felt like being silly and expressing a little bit of my own inner fantasies of what the proper world view would be.... All I see when I look down, something jumpin' on the ground, Scratchin' dirt, cluckin' in the barnyard - Tell me, could that be you? John Kay |
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Dec 29, 2005, 01:50 pm
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  Moderator  Location: Reading, UK. Posts: 6,189 | London Irish will crush all before them in the Guinness Premiership and England will win RWC 2007 - obviously  I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. -George Best, on being asked what he did with his footballing fortunes. |
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Dec 29, 2005, 03:56 pm
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| Hot Lava Location: Redlands, CA Posts: 2,258 | Exactly why is it entertaining to watch a bunch of overpaid primadonnas running around on a field throwing a ball at each other and beating the crap out of each other? Is there supposed to be something interesting in that? Sorry, just don't see it. |
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Dec 29, 2005, 04:46 pm
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| Redskins Rule Location: South-Western Virginia Posts: 2,451 | Quote:
You must surrender yourself to the higher meaning. See the beauty of the Burgandy and Gold. Do not focus on the failings of the individuals involved in the higher purpose. Focus on the quiet grace of an arching pass falling lightly into the outstreached arms of the fleet-footed wide-out. Thrill at the rhummpp of the wind leaving the DB as a running-back squares his shoulders and refuses to be denied the goal-line. It's all for the greater glory. It is beauty, it is grace, it is all that is good and inspiring.... aaahhh, I love it so!!!!!!! All I see when I look down, something jumpin' on the ground, Scratchin' dirt, cluckin' in the barnyard - Tell me, could that be you? John Kay | |
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Dec 29, 2005, 05:06 pm
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| Assad ul-Jihaad  Location: On the Battlefield Posts: 212 | Quote:
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Dec 29, 2005, 08:24 pm
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 Fyrdman  Location: Middlesbrough UK Posts: 4,152 | Quote:
Boro for UEFA champions 2006, no question.  Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. Winston Churchill | |
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Dec 29, 2005, 08:28 pm
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 Gamma-ray burst  Location: Nashville Posts: 6,280 | Quote:
Real athletes eh? Delusion- A persistent false belief held in the face of strong contradictory evidence. (i.e. religion) Shared via G reader Blog | |
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Dec 29, 2005, 08:46 pm
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| Moderator Location: Reading, UK. Posts: 6,189 | Quote:
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. -George Best, on being asked what he did with his footballing fortunes. | |
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Dec 30, 2005, 07:16 am
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| Pragmatist  Location: UK London Posts: 1,979 | HaHa you have let the cat out of the bag. Doubt among the enemy ranks. I will tell my New Zealand brothers that the enemy is showing signs of weakness. :) I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but its always worked for me. Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime." (Ernest Hemingway) |
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Dec 30, 2005, 08:19 am
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| Redskins Rule Location: South-Western Virginia Posts: 2,451 | Hey! You damn footballers stop hi-jacking my Redskins thread! I am going to report you guys to, to, to... Shit! God will punish you if you do not respect the holy nature of American Football! And the Redskins are OBVIOUSLY God's earthly chosen representatives! If you do not repent, you will be smoteted and famine and earthquakes will be loseded on all of your pagan, heritical homes! All I see when I look down, something jumpin' on the ground, Scratchin' dirt, cluckin' in the barnyard - Tell me, could that be you? John Kay |
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Dec 30, 2005, 08:27 am
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| Moderator Location: Reading, UK. Posts: 6,189 | Football???? FOOTBALL???? Get out!! We are discussing the holy sport of RUGBY, a game for real men!!! Get thy namby-pamby padded brethren back to the cradle where they can be pampered! I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. -George Best, on being asked what he did with his footballing fortunes. |
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Dec 30, 2005, 08:35 am
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| Redskins Rule Location: South-Western Virginia Posts: 2,451 | Do you really think it matters what form of heresy you are lost in? Rugby, Soccer, Baseball, Cricket. They are all followed by those who do not know the true path! Repent, Ye Heathens! Find what is good and true before you lose your souls to the firey furnaces of Hell ! Repeat after me... Hail to the Redskins Hail victory Braves on the warpath Fight for Ol' DC And by the way, when you run really fast and hit each other really hard, people without pads die. It is because your wimpy little guys don't have the stregnth and power to do actual harm that you need not wear protection! All I see when I look down, something jumpin' on the ground, Scratchin' dirt, cluckin' in the barnyard - Tell me, could that be you? John Kay Last edited by lsbskins1; Dec 30, 2005 at 08:41 am. |
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Dec 30, 2005, 08:44 am
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| Moderator Location: Reading, UK. Posts: 6,189 | Quote:
Only unskilled morons run forward at each other and bounce! For a game of true passion, fire, blood, and inspiration, Rugby is the true path!! And London Irish shall verily bear the light! Repent, sinners, and sing for the glory! 'By a lonely prison wall, I heard a young girl calling, Michael they have taken you away....' I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. -George Best, on being asked what he did with his footballing fortunes. | |
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Dec 30, 2005, 09:39 am
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| Redskins Rule Location: South-Western Virginia Posts: 2,451 | Oh! Wide is the Path Of Damnation! Catchy are the tunes of the Evil One! The Scrum is inviting, yet wicked. All Props and Locks, Hookers and Flyhalves, Wings and Scrumhalves too Repent! The Hour is upon you! Repent! Return to the Light! The Lord said, "Blessed are the Quaterbacks, for they shall inherit the playbook. Blessed are the Linebackers, for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven. And Blessed are the Back Judges, For nobody really cares, and their job is hard, and they have to wear those silly stripped shirts, and tight pants and they are usually really too old to be running around like that." Repent! Repent! And when you pray, pray thus... John Riggins Who is in Canton The Diesal be Thy name. Joe Gibbs has come Thy will be done In Redskins Park As it is in Heaven All I see when I look down, something jumpin' on the ground, Scratchin' dirt, cluckin' in the barnyard - Tell me, could that be you? John Kay |
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Dec 30, 2005, 10:38 am
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| Pragmatist Location: UK London Posts: 1,979 | Quote:
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but its always worked for me. Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime." (Ernest Hemingway) | |
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Dec 30, 2005, 12:04 pm
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| Moderator Location: Reading, UK. Posts: 6,189 | False Prophet! Get thee hence - the All Blacks are known for wrongly interpreting the heavenly signs and readying themselves for battle at inopportune moments, whilst the nations of the freezing north heed their wise men (or Clive Woodward the not-so-wise - heretic that he is!) and choose their battles with care! Yet wait! Before resolving our doctrinal differences, we must convince the armoured namby-pambies across the great ocean to adopt the true code! 15 is the number of purity!! I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. -George Best, on being asked what he did with his footballing fortunes. |
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Dec 30, 2005, 01:41 pm
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| Redskins Rule Location: South-Western Virginia Posts: 2,451 | I will never turn from the truth. 15 is the number of Lucifer ! 7 on 7 Drills light the path to redemption ! Full Pads ! Full Contact ! 11 on 11 when true battle is joined ! You can not tempt me ! The true warriors invade and spread the true faith even now ! NFL-Europe will rise and conquer ! You can not stop what the heavens Will ! Get behind me Satan! All I see when I look down, something jumpin' on the ground, Scratchin' dirt, cluckin' in the barnyard - Tell me, could that be you? John Kay |
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Dec 30, 2005, 03:35 pm
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| Hot Lava Location: Redlands, CA Posts: 2,258 | Quote:
You know, if I want to see football, I'll get off my ass and go play it myself. It's better than being glued to the boob tube. | |
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Dec 30, 2005, 03:50 pm
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| Redskins Rule Location: South-Western Virginia Posts: 2,451 | Quote:
"Why sit in a seat and listen to U2 when you can go to a Kareoke Bar and do it yourself !" Or Novels... "Why sit and read a book, when I could write one myself ?" Not buying your reasoning. Say you don't enjoy it. Say you would rather be at the game than watch it on TV, but just because I watch and enjoy it, does not make me lazy. All I see when I look down, something jumpin' on the ground, Scratchin' dirt, cluckin' in the barnyard - Tell me, could that be you? John Kay | |
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