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CoffeeSaint · Nov 27, 2005, 06:09 pm

I think we should start a thread wherein we can address our public figures directly, and tell them exactly what we think of them. Just in case these people drop by Volconvo, and don't know where to look for their "fan mail," so to speak. I'll start:

To Mr. Jerry Falwell:

You, sir, are the syphilitic afterbirth of a Mongolian clusterfuck. You are the worst excuse for a leader I have ever heard of; even the word "demagogue" is too complimentary for you, not that you even know what it means or could pronounce it, you mentally defective snot-sucking rat testicle. The very idea that you can put yourself up as the defender of anything, let alone a religious or American ideal, makes me want to vomit all of the bile in my liver into your big-nosed three-chinned pustulent face, and watch as it dissolves those piggy little eyes like the doughnut in "The Fly" -- and I'm talkin' about the remake, because the original is too good to use in reference to you. You are lower than low: imagine, if you will, a banana slug, a six-inch, bright yellow gastropod. Now imagine it dead. Now imagine it six months into the rotting process, nothing but a smear of grayish goo covered with neon green fuzz, like day-glo mucus shot out of the leprous nose of a radioactive mutant zombie. Now imagine a small bacterium, living in that goo, but even the goo is too vile for this bacterium, and it dies. But before it dies, it evacuates all of the wastes it has produced in a microscopic rush of amoebic diarrhea.

Falwell, you're that diarrhea.
Merry fucking Christmas.

shield772 · Nov 27, 2005, 06:12 pm

fuckin wow, don't hold back, tell us how you really feel.

Capitalist Pig · Nov 27, 2005, 06:15 pm

Nice, but I'm pretty sure it's spelled demagogue.

CoffeeSaint · Nov 27, 2005, 06:26 pm

Quote:

Quote by: Capitalist Pig

Nice, but I'm pretty sure it's spelled demagogue.

Right you are; nice catch.

**Jack** · Nov 27, 2005, 06:54 pm

Mr. Pat Robertson,

Your brain died years ago. It would please me to no end if your body would notice and catch up.

The crap that has dribbled out of your mouth recently, most likely the undigested remains of your last meal of bullshit, have offended even those who used to like you. Your remaining brain cell is unable to make you sound even slightly human.

As a representative of religious humility (TV show, speaks to foreign leaders as an equal) and simplicity (immense personal wealth), would you please accept all the sins of your fanatical followers and take them back to your father. Meanwhile, can we count on you to pray in secret, not publicly like the phonies do?

In short, would you please shut up and die.

Thank you.

CoffeeSaint · Nov 27, 2005, 10:01 pm

Who wants to do Bush? Somebody tell Patrick or Rick to get in here . . .

Son of Belial · Nov 27, 2005, 10:12 pm

No way I'm gonna do Bush. I don't even swing that way.

Wait a second. Maybe I do. His name is confusing me -cries-

Nov 27, 2005, 06:09 pm	#1 (permalink) (top)
CoffeeSaint Moral Turnip Location: Oregon, US Posts: 2,283	Release your anger! I think we should start a thread wherein we can address our public figures directly, and tell them exactly what we think of them. Just in case these people drop by Volconvo, and don't know where to look for their "fan mail," so to speak. I'll start: To Mr. Jerry Falwell: You, sir, are the syphilitic afterbirth of a Mongolian clusterfuck. You are the worst excuse for a leader I have ever heard of; even the word "demagogue" is too complimentary for you, not that you even know what it means or could pronounce it, you mentally defective snot-sucking rat testicle. The very idea that you can put yourself up as the defender of anything, let alone a religious or American ideal, makes me want to vomit all of the bile in my liver into your big-nosed three-chinned pustulent face, and watch as it dissolves those piggy little eyes like the doughnut in "The Fly" -- and I'm talkin' about the remake, because the original is too good to use in reference to you. You are lower than low: imagine, if you will, a banana slug, a six-inch, bright yellow gastropod. Now imagine it dead. Now imagine it six months into the rotting process, nothing but a smear of grayish goo covered with neon green fuzz, like day-glo mucus shot out of the leprous nose of a radioactive mutant zombie. Now imagine a small bacterium, living in that goo, but even the goo is too vile for this bacterium, and it dies. But before it dies, it evacuates all of the wastes it has produced in a microscopic rush of amoebic diarrhea. Falwell, you're that diarrhea. Merry fucking Christmas. "Would you like some pie, Dr. Stark?" "Science is my pie. Curiosity, my sweet tooth. Knowledge is my candy." Last edited by CoffeeSaint; Nov 27, 2005 at 06:27 pm.

Nov 27, 2005, 06:12 pm	#2 (permalink) (top)
shield772 57 Dead LEO's in 08 Location: Washington, WV Posts: 1,757	fuckin wow, don't hold back, tell us how you really feel. Republican Liberty Caucus Moderate Republican Officer Down Memorial Page

Nov 27, 2005, 06:15 pm	#3 (permalink) (top)
Capitalist Pig Market Anarchist Location: United States Posts: 650	Nice, but I'm pretty sure it's spelled demagogue. Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito, qua tua te Fortuna sinet.

Nov 27, 2005, 06:54 pm	#5 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 13,001	Mr. Pat Robertson, Your brain died years ago. It would please me to no end if your body would notice and catch up. The crap that has dribbled out of your mouth recently, most likely the undigested remains of your last meal of bullshit, have offended even those who used to like you. Your remaining brain cell is unable to make you sound even slightly human. As a representative of religious humility (TV show, speaks to foreign leaders as an equal) and simplicity (immense personal wealth), would you please accept all the sins of your fanatical followers and take them back to your father. Meanwhile, can we count on you to pray in secret, not publicly like the phonies do? In short, would you please shut up and die. Thank you. The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Nov 27, 2005, 10:01 pm	#6 (permalink) (top)
CoffeeSaint Moral Turnip Location: Oregon, US Posts: 2,283	Who wants to do Bush? Somebody tell Patrick or Rick to get in here . . . "Would you like some pie, Dr. Stark?" "Science is my pie. Curiosity, my sweet tooth. Knowledge is my candy."

Nov 27, 2005, 10:12 pm	#7 (permalink) (top)
Son of Belial BANNED: Requested ban Location: Acheron 27 Posts: 1,461	No way I'm gonna do Bush. I don't even swing that way. Wait a second. Maybe I do. His name is confusing me -cries-