Why Even Bother With Women At All

[Critter]

Quote by: Prometheus Many women would rather fake an orgasm and then masterbate later then complain about it.

I am actually guilty of this.

Though, on the other hand, it doesn't always need to be earth-shattering, sometimes just the intimacy aspect is a wonderful, satisfying thing.

[Protostar]

Quote by: Critter I am actually guilty of this. Though, on the other hand, it doesn't always need to be earth-shattering, sometimes just the intimacy aspect is a wonderful, satisfying thing.

Why though? Why not confront your partner and do something about it?

[Critter]

Well, quite honestly, I didn't want to hurt his feelings. I felt like I'd be saying, "Hey, honey, you suck in bed, now let me show you how to do it right." Well, not really, but you get the idea.

Besides, there were things he did that made up for it.

But see, unlike some people who will go elsewhere if they're not satisfied, I put more value on the companionship and compatibility aspect of a relationship, and if it's great in the bedroom as well, that's just a plus. I don't feel like I have to finish EVERY SINGLE TIME, like I stated above, there's something to be said for just the intimacy as well...

Maybe one of the other women can chime in and put a different spin on this if they can relate...

[Logjam]

Quote by: Critter I am actually guilty of this. Though, on the other hand, it doesn't always need to be earth-shattering, sometimes just the intimacy aspect is a wonderful, satisfying thing.

I'm embarrassed.

[Critter]

Quote by: Logjam I'm embarrassed.

Why?

[Samildanach]

Well, quite honestly, I didn't want to hurt his feelings. I felt like I'd be saying, "Hey, honey, you suck in bed, now let me show you how to do it right." Well, not really, but you get the idea.

This doesn't have to be the case. Just combine the masturbation with sex it works a charm. My gf doesn't always get there in bed..sometimes she has had too much alcohol or is tired or if Im tired Im not doing it right etc. In those circumstances I just put her in doggie style and she gets a vibrator out to apply to herself...the guy gets benefit out of it as well..you can feel the vibrations right into your stomach....talk about bone conduction...hehe ..anyway that gets her there then I get my go....tell you right now those vibrations leave some weird feelings behind as well.....nice though.

[Protostar]

Quote by: Samildanach This doesn't have to be the case. Just combine the masturbation with sex it works a charm. My gf doesn't always get there in bed..sometimes she has had too much alcohol or is tired or if Im tired Im not doing it right etc. In those circumstances I just put her in doggie style and she gets a vibrator out to apply to herself...the guy gets benefit out of it as well..you can feel the vibrations right into your stomach....talk about bone conduction...hehe ..anyway that gets her there then I get my go....tell you right now those vibrations leave some weird feelings behind as well.....nice though.

I'll keep that in mind.....

[widereader]

Austin,

I hope you didn't hate the uterus that held you for nine-months.

It obviously expelled you.

[Protostar]

Quote by: widereader Austin, I hope you didn't hate the uterus that held you for nine-months. It obviously expelled you.

Yeah, he won't be responding to you as he has been banned.

[Mia]

Critter - it doesn't have to be 'you suck in bed'. It could be 'hey, I would really love.........'

I'm on the side of being vocal about it. I have never faked it. To me, he should make sure that I get out of it what he did.

But of course I do so in a nice way.

Now, if I can't for reasons other than him (too tired, stressed, whatever) I don't let him keep working at it.

The intimacy and the other aspects were worth the time, as you mentioned.

[Jack]

Critter - it doesn't have to be 'you suck in bed'. It could be 'hey, I would really love.........' I'm on the side of being vocal about it.

If that doesn't work, send him an email.
Men may not be good at face-to-face communication, but we always read our email.

[Critter]

Well, it doesn't really matter, since it's been over a year since I've been with the guy in question, but I'll remember that.

[Logjam]

Quote by: Critter Why?

I find it inappropriate to discuss such things in a public forum. Embarrasses me.

But if you want to divulge things about your sex life here, I suppose you have the right.
I certainly have discussed things that are emotionally person to me, here. But nothing sexual.

[Critter]

Quote by: Logjam I find it inappropriate to discuss such things in a public forum. Embarrasses me. But if you want to divulge things about your sex life here, I suppose you have the right. I certainly have discussed things that are emotionally person to me, here. But nothing sexual.

Sorry. :(

[argonak]

Can anyone actually tell me what purpose women even serve outside of incubators?

well, some of them are evil, manipulative, lieing, demons who make you doubt the existence of good in this world.

but some of them are kind, caring, tender, sweet, soft, smooth, beautiful creatures which make life worth living.

The hard part is just finding out which is which before its too late. Which is why its best take things slow and not let any parts of your anatomy dictate the progression of the relationship.

[Scribbler1]

Quote by: argonak well, some of them are evil, manipulative, lieing, demons who make you doubt the existence of good in this world. but some of them are kind, caring, tender, sweet, soft, smooth, beautiful creatures which make life worth living.

I have always rather liked a little of BOTH in a woman. But that's just me.

[Logjam]

Quote by: Critter Sorry. :(

Don't mention it.

[RickSp]

Quote by: Critter Sorry. :(

Critter, I have found you comments to be human and funny. I wouldn't worry about the prudes too much. They are their own problem.

[Logjam]

Quote by: RickSp Critter, I have found you comments to be human and funny. I wouldn't worry about the prudes too much. They are their own problem.

"Prude" eh?

We are of different generations, and each has its own qualities. The one that I'm from says that we don't discuss personal sexual things openly. But, when I was your age we didn't swear (we said "cuss") on the TV or in the movies either. When I was a young man it was considered vary uncool for women to tell dirty jokes or to use "pool room" language.

I'm not naive. I've taught in high school. I've heard the garbage language used by young people today. It doesn't seem to bother them. I see this as a degradation of our society. But I'm applying my morays to your language, which might be a non-fit.

However, I am, who I am, and I will remain so. Until, that is, I see a need to change. Discussing personal sexual things in a public forum to me is not a reason to change.

But since it's okay with you, then have at it. Can you include pictures?

[Matt W]

Now now, children. Keep it (relatively) clean. No posting of stuff that could cause problems for Sean, ok?