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agnusmcswain · Jun 2, 2005, 01:06 pm

I'm pretty fed up with all the flack I am taking from the "Gays" just because I have taken the Christian position that the Gays are going to all burn in hell. They have been saying even meaner things than the Enviro-crazies (on that owl restaurant) and the Femi-Nazis (who are mad because I made another statement of plain fact, that liberal women are "fat toad-like pig-women waddling up to the public trough in their size XXXL Dockers, pausing just long enough to release long gaseous farts"). It must be part of this "irony" the kids are so crazy about that they are called "Gay" in the first place, since they seem pretty crabby to me. For example, one of them said I "needed to live and let live," which is an anti-hunting and anti-Second Amendment slogan! How dumb do they think I am?

Back in my day, the Gays pretty much kept it to themselves, and there wasn't all this "singing" and "prancing" and "shoe shopping" by men! Those things were left to the women. Now the world has just gone crazy and you have these men out shopping for their Gay shoes and going to Hooters and so forth. They even have their own disgusting tv shows, where they have their Gayitude on display. For example, I saw that they just yanked one show off the air because it was just too much, even in this environment, called "Everyone Loves Raymond." Get a load of that title! See-- It's not Adam and Eve, it's Adam and Steve and Bob and "Raymond!" And it includes his family, so it is Gay and Incesty! And there is one with OLD men (Viagra is to blame, you know) called "60 Minutes," which I'm sure is an exaggeration, and worst of all that "Femeril" cooking show where that Femeril character prances around and even has a band to "enhance the prance!" Thank God for CSPAN2!

Lou Minotti · Jun 2, 2005, 01:07 pm

If this wasn't so sad it would be funny...

Gorgo · Jun 2, 2005, 01:09 pm

When it's so close to reality, it's funny because it's scary.

tinybear · Jun 2, 2005, 01:10 pm

Hey agnus, if you think you're being picked upon, stick around. You ain't seen nothing yet.

agnusmcswain · Jun 2, 2005, 01:58 pm

The Gays have infiltrated our society for years. I remember this cartoon show starring Barney Rubble and Bruce Springsteen called "The Flintstones," and they put it right in the theme song:

It's the Flintstones
Meet the Flintstones
We'll have a good time
A Yabba-doo time
We'll have a GAY-O time!

I'm keeping an eye on my great-grandson Ryan. His father is a liberal idiot. Last year, his drama teacher took him to New York (I think that kind of male guidance helps avoid Gayitude) to see what I thought was a show called, in fact, REPENT, but it turns out it was called RENT, but I think it was the same themes.

Ryan really is a sweet and not-Gay boy. Because he is heterosexual and all and we don't want him to have sex before or after marriage, we constantly tell him that heterosexual sex is bad and send him to the "Sex is Bad" abstinence class run by that professor who is so eloquent about the abortions. So he gets it-- Gays are bad, and heterosexual sex is bad. Luckily, he has lots of hobbies, like playing with his pro wrestling action figures.

**Chris the Chees** · Jun 2, 2005, 02:05 pm

I can see this thread getting a little heated, joke or not. As such I think it fits better in the boiler room.

lsbskins1 · Jun 2, 2005, 02:07 pm

Oh! Agnus...

I love funny people. If I weren't a lesbian, I'd marry you. Keep it up and see how many of them don't get it.

agnusmcswain · Jun 2, 2005, 02:25 pm

Thank you for your support! I am glad you are not a thespian. Dr. James Dobson and the Family Research Council tell me that thespians are ruining America! How can we allow such filth to permeate our society? As Christians, we need to focus on the fundamentals -- stopping gays and abortions.

tinybear · Jun 2, 2005, 02:42 pm

Hahahahaha! Stop it agnus. You're killing me!

James · Jun 5, 2005, 12:53 pm

Gays ARE going to burn in Hell if they don't change their ways. And it's not the homosexuality that is going to send them, it's their refusal to accept Jesus as the Son of God and to ask His forgiveness for their sins.

You can't be a Christian and be gay. You just can't, and one day you'll realize that you should have realized it before. But once that day comes, it'll be too late. I'm not trying to 'scare you' into Christianity, because I'm sure you've all already decided that I'm wrong. I'm just telling the truth.

"I write not these things to shame you, but as my beloved sons I warn you."
-1 Corinthians 4:14

"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be put upon them."
-Leviticus 20:15

**Pooeypants** · Jun 5, 2005, 01:21 pm

Which hell would that be? That one in your bowels?

tinybear · Jun 5, 2005, 02:07 pm

Well, there you have it. Christians shouldn't be gay.

castille · Jun 5, 2005, 11:17 pm

I agree. Christians have the right to think gays are evil.

But that means anyone else has the right to think Christians are evil and pedofilias.

You have the right to free thought, so does everyone else.

The only time when the line is crossed is when you Christians start burning down abortion clinics or killing blacks.

That's when the knives are drawn.

James · Jun 6, 2005, 01:47 am

Quote:

Quote by: castille

I agree. Christians have the right to think gays are evil.

But that means anyone else has the right to think Christians are evil and pedofilias.

You have the right to free thought, so does everyone else.

The only time when the line is crossed is when you Christians start burning down abortion clinics or killing blacks.

That's when the knives are drawn.

What do Christians do that's so evil? Oh, it must be that whole 'love your neighbor as yourself' thing, or maybe 'peace on earth and good will towards men'. That must be it.

And do YOU think we are pedophiles? Why? What reason do you have for even typing that, it's like you're struggling to get in a shot at Christians.

I've never burnt down abortion clinic, and I certainly don't kill black people. I've never said anything about that; it seems that YOU have a problem with black people. You brought this up, not me.

Come to think of it, though, I don't see the problem with burning down an institution of death... as long as nobody's in it at the time. I'd be saving innocent lives...

**Matt W** · Jun 6, 2005, 03:56 am

Let's see....how many Christian priests do we have involved in covering up child abuses by members of their clergy? In your own time, please, James.

How many Christians are in Iraq right now breaking the commandment 'Thou shalt not kill'? Again, in your own time...

tinybear · Jun 6, 2005, 04:33 am

You know what? I've always been very sceptical of this "Love Thy Enemy" BS. Kill your enemies before they kill you! It's the smart thing to do!

**Matt W** · Jun 6, 2005, 05:07 am

But not the Christian one, which is the point right now....

James · Jun 6, 2005, 11:22 am

Quote:

Quote by: Matt W

Let's see....how many Christian priests do we have involved in covering up child abuses by members of their clergy? In your own time, please, James.

How many Christians are in Iraq right now breaking the commandment 'Thou shalt not kill'? Again, in your own time...

Anyone who would abuse children like that is NOT a Christian and should be put in jail without parole.

The Bible does say 'thou shalt not kill', but it says any man who lies with another man should be put to death, and if any man kills another man then he is to be put to death. The Bible should be followed accordingly. After all, in the Bible God did tell different people to fight or kill others who were evil. In the Bible God says it is not His will that any should die and He takes no joy in it. God is perfect and when a person is evil, God may use His supreme conflict with evil to destroy that person, or even sometimes change them.

**Matt W** · Jun 6, 2005, 11:35 am

The Bible was written by man, James. And edited several times by man over the past 2-3000 years. It is fallible.

James · Jun 6, 2005, 11:51 am

The Bible was written by men, but the words came to them from God. And if the Bible was changed in any way that affected its meaning or message, then it was from God.

Jun 2, 2005, 01:06 pm	#1 (permalink) (top)
agnusmcswain Sedimentary Rock Location: Texas aka Bush Country Posts: 5	Stop Picking On Agnus -- All Gays I'm pretty fed up with all the flack I am taking from the "Gays" just because I have taken the Christian position that the Gays are going to all burn in hell. They have been saying even meaner things than the Enviro-crazies (on that owl restaurant) and the Femi-Nazis (who are mad because I made another statement of plain fact, that liberal women are "fat toad-like pig-women waddling up to the public trough in their size XXXL Dockers, pausing just long enough to release long gaseous farts"). It must be part of this "irony" the kids are so crazy about that they are called "Gay" in the first place, since they seem pretty crabby to me. For example, one of them said I "needed to live and let live," which is an anti-hunting and anti-Second Amendment slogan! How dumb do they think I am? Back in my day, the Gays pretty much kept it to themselves, and there wasn't all this "singing" and "prancing" and "shoe shopping" by men! Those things were left to the women. Now the world has just gone crazy and you have these men out shopping for their Gay shoes and going to Hooters and so forth. They even have their own disgusting tv shows, where they have their Gayitude on display. For example, I saw that they just yanked one show off the air because it was just too much, even in this environment, called "Everyone Loves Raymond." Get a load of that title! See-- It's not Adam and Eve, it's Adam and Steve and Bob and "Raymond!" And it includes his family, so it is Gay and Incesty! And there is one with OLD men (Viagra is to blame, you know) called "60 Minutes," which I'm sure is an exaggeration, and worst of all that "Femeril" cooking show where that Femeril character prances around and even has a band to "enhance the prance!" Thank God for CSPAN2!

Jun 2, 2005, 02:05 pm	#6 (permalink) (top)
Chris the Chees Moderator Location: Wales Posts: 2,203	I can see this thread getting a little heated, joke or not. As such I think it fits better in the boiler room. Society may be formed so as to exist without crime, without poverty, […] no obstacle whatsoever intervenes at this moment except ignorance to prevent such a state of society. Robert Owen Last edited by Chris the Chees; Jun 2, 2005 at 02:12 pm.

Jun 2, 2005, 02:25 pm	#8 (permalink) (top)
agnusmcswain Sedimentary Rock Location: Texas aka Bush Country Posts: 5	Thank you for your support! I am glad you are not a thespian. Dr. James Dobson and the Family Research Council tell me that thespians are ruining America! How can we allow such filth to permeate our society? As Christians, we need to focus on the fundamentals -- stopping gays and abortions. I heart lsbskins1 (unless she is a thespian). Last edited by agnusmcswain; Jun 2, 2005 at 02:45 pm.

Jun 5, 2005, 12:53 pm	#10 (permalink) (top)
James Igneous Magma Location: NC Posts: 293	Gays ARE going to burn in Hell if they don't change their ways. And it's not the homosexuality that is going to send them, it's their refusal to accept Jesus as the Son of God and to ask His forgiveness for their sins. You can't be a Christian and be gay. You just can't, and one day you'll realize that you should have realized it before. But once that day comes, it'll be too late. I'm not trying to 'scare you' into Christianity, because I'm sure you've all already decided that I'm wrong. I'm just telling the truth. "I write not these things to shame you, but as my beloved sons I warn you." -1 Corinthians 4:14 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be put upon them." -Leviticus 20:15 "It is impossible to rightly govern the world without God and the Bible." -- George Washington

Jun 5, 2005, 01:21 pm	#11 (permalink) (top)
Pooeypants Neo Moderator Location: England Posts: 5,546	Which hell would that be? That one in your bowels? War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is strength Harness the power of Ingsoc, then you can capture someone killed the year before

Jun 2, 2005, 01:07 pm	#2 (permalink) (top)
Lou Minotti BANNED (Multiple usernames after another ban) Posts: 1,337	If this wasn't so sad it would be funny...

Jun 2, 2005, 01:09 pm	#3 (permalink) (top)
Gorgo BANNED-Warned multiple times about instigating. User then reported topics multiple times to mess with staff. Posts: 4,412	When it's so close to reality, it's funny because it's scary.

Jun 2, 2005, 01:10 pm	#4 (permalink) (top)
tinybear Volcanic Erupter Location: Hong Kong (for now) Posts: 7,003	Hey agnus, if you think you're being picked upon, stick around. You ain't seen nothing yet.

Jun 2, 2005, 01:58 pm	#5 (permalink) (top)
agnusmcswain Sedimentary Rock Location: Texas aka Bush Country Posts: 5	The Gays have infiltrated our society for years. I remember this cartoon show starring Barney Rubble and Bruce Springsteen called "The Flintstones," and they put it right in the theme song: It's the Flintstones Meet the Flintstones We'll have a good time A Yabba-doo time We'll have a GAY-O time! I'm keeping an eye on my great-grandson Ryan. His father is a liberal idiot. Last year, his drama teacher took him to New York (I think that kind of male guidance helps avoid Gayitude) to see what I thought was a show called, in fact, REPENT, but it turns out it was called RENT, but I think it was the same themes. Ryan really is a sweet and not-Gay boy. Because he is heterosexual and all and we don't want him to have sex before or after marriage, we constantly tell him that heterosexual sex is bad and send him to the "Sex is Bad" abstinence class run by that professor who is so eloquent about the abortions. So he gets it-- Gays are bad, and heterosexual sex is bad. Luckily, he has lots of hobbies, like playing with his pro wrestling action figures.

Jun 2, 2005, 02:07 pm	#7 (permalink) (top)
lsbskins1 Redskins Rule Location: South-Western Virginia Posts: 2,416	Oh! Agnus... I love funny people. If I weren't a lesbian, I'd marry you. Keep it up and see how many of them don't get it.

Jun 2, 2005, 02:42 pm	#9 (permalink) (top)
tinybear Volcanic Erupter Location: Hong Kong (for now) Posts: 7,003	Hahahahaha! Stop it agnus. You're killing me!

Jun 5, 2005, 02:07 pm	#12 (permalink) (top)
tinybear Volcanic Erupter Location: Hong Kong (for now) Posts: 7,003	Well, there you have it. Christians shouldn't be gay.

Jun 5, 2005, 11:17 pm	#13 (permalink) (top)
castille Citizen #21521 Posts: 2,599	I agree. Christians have the right to think gays are evil. But that means anyone else has the right to think Christians are evil and pedofilias. You have the right to free thought, so does everyone else. The only time when the line is crossed is when you Christians start burning down abortion clinics or killing blacks. That's when the knives are drawn. Ideological loyalty is the act of giving your soul to a vague concept, to be manipulated by people smarter than you.

Jun 6, 2005, 03:56 am	#15 (permalink) (top)
Matt W Moderator Location: Reading, UK. Posts: 6,104	Let's see....how many Christian priests do we have involved in covering up child abuses by members of their clergy? In your own time, please, James. How many Christians are in Iraq right now breaking the commandment 'Thou shalt not kill'? Again, in your own time... I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. -George Best, on being asked what he did with his footballing fortunes.

Jun 6, 2005, 04:33 am	#16 (permalink) (top)
tinybear Volcanic Erupter Location: Hong Kong (for now) Posts: 7,003	You know what? I've always been very sceptical of this "Love Thy Enemy" BS. Kill your enemies before they kill you! It's the smart thing to do!

Jun 6, 2005, 05:07 am	#17 (permalink) (top)
Matt W Moderator Location: Reading, UK. Posts: 6,104	But not the Christian one, which is the point right now.... I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. -George Best, on being asked what he did with his footballing fortunes.

Jun 6, 2005, 11:35 am	#19 (permalink) (top)
Matt W Moderator Location: Reading, UK. Posts: 6,104	The Bible was written by man, James. And edited several times by man over the past 2-3000 years. It is fallible. I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. -George Best, on being asked what he did with his footballing fortunes.

Jun 6, 2005, 11:51 am	#20 (permalink) (top)
James Igneous Magma Location: NC Posts: 293	The Bible was written by men, but the words came to them from God. And if the Bible was changed in any way that affected its meaning or message, then it was from God. "It is impossible to rightly govern the world without God and the Bible." -- George Washington