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Trent · May 26, 2005, 10:17 pm

Comrades

I just read through this thread, and tried to imagine what the enemy would think, if they were to ever get their eyes on it.

I laughed so much I thought I might give myself a hernia.

:)

**Matt W** · May 27, 2005, 08:59 am

*blinks* Comrades!!! Trent is going to sell information to the enemy! Kill him! At once!

Trent · May 27, 2005, 10:06 am

Nah... I laughed trying to imagine their confusion...
I bet they'd think we HAD to be talking in code !!!

(We're NOT talking in code ---are we)?????????????????

G. Adams · May 27, 2005, 12:23 pm

Quote:

Quote by: Trent

Nah... I laughed trying to imagine their confusion...
I bet they'd think we HAD to be talking in code !!!

(We're NOT talking in code ---are we)?????????????????

You have to be amitted beyond the 33rd circle before that kind of information can be passed on...

Catch 22 · May 27, 2005, 03:22 pm

Comrades! We’ve only managed to kill the secretary general’s double! However we now control the red palace and the capital. Let the revolutionary regime of Catch 22 commence! Long live me, the new General secretary!

(if the cons saw what we were doing they would run away in fear, becuase they'd think we were serious)

G. Adams · May 27, 2005, 03:31 pm

Maybe we should, we could infiltrate the Con's and run for leadership, we can then slowly draw them away from their nutty ideas. Might be the only way, they only seem to listen to what their leaders tell them anyway.

Catch 22 · May 28, 2005, 01:25 pm

hehehehe good idea comrade

**Matt W** · May 30, 2005, 12:38 pm

Quote:

Nah... I laughed trying to imagine their confusion...
I bet they'd think we HAD to be talking in code !!!

So you say now, Comrade!

I think it's time for another purge. What say you, General Secretary? I'd like to point out that I, and I alone, hold the formula to the beer you require...and the addresses of the companies I'm importing from to cover our glorious nations' needs!

*laughs maniacally*

G. Adams · May 31, 2005, 02:39 pm

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Quote by: Matt W

So you say now, Comrade!

I think it's time for another purge. What say you, General Secretary? I'd like to point out that I, and I alone, hold the formula to the beer you require...and the addresses of the companies I'm importing from to cover our glorious nations' needs!

*laughs maniacally*

The beerman speaketh, make it so.

Catch 22 · May 31, 2005, 06:26 pm

beerman, I am the new General secretary and as per party decree 4000006700005 your ass is hereby PURGED from the party. You’re no longer beermaster, biatch.

**Pooeypants** · May 31, 2005, 07:44 pm

What kind of a lame title is secretary general?

G. Adams · Jun 1, 2005, 08:58 am

He's the general of the secretaries, *coughs* glorified tea-maker *coughs*, while I am commandante now of the revolutionaries seeking to rid our glorious state of rightists like himself.

**Matt W** · Jun 1, 2005, 09:50 am

I may not be Beermeister General anymore, but as the Vodka Provost-Marshal I shall continue my struggle against this reactionary takeover!

Catch 22 · Jun 1, 2005, 05:47 pm

REACTIONARY! This government is revolutionary, you sir are the true reactionary!

(hehehehe, is it time yet to start arguing about who kiled Rosa Luxemburg?)

G. Adams · Jun 1, 2005, 07:21 pm

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Quote by: Catch 22

REACTIONARY! This government is revolutionary, you sir are the true reactionary!

(hehehehe, is it time yet to start arguing about who kiled Rosa Luxemburg?)

So you admit you did it, splitter? Your trying to drive the revolution to your own ends. And what kind of a leftist revolutionary has only himself in the revolution? I have the drunks and chavs behind me, who is behind you? Some right wing intelligentsia, bleeting "four legs good, two legs better!"

Catch 22 · Jun 1, 2005, 08:13 pm

I have the vast masses of proletarians, hence why you were deposed as General secretary.

Catch 22 · Jun 1, 2005, 08:14 pm

In addition I must state that I did not kill her. But that it was G. ADAMS who murdered the great proletarian leader Rosa Luxemburg.

G. Adams · Jun 1, 2005, 08:24 pm

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Quote by: Catch 22

I have the vast masses of proletarians, hence why you were deposed as General secretary.

Ha, the vast masses amount to a ragtag of bunch of pseudo lefties who are better acquinted with champagne glasses than a spanner.

And how can we trust the word of the man who clearly killed Trotsky? And I get a sneaky suspicion you spent some time in bolivia in the sixties also.

Catch 22 · Jun 1, 2005, 08:32 pm

That's what you say but what proletarian mass supports YOU? the drunks and the chavs are less than pseudo leftists. THEY'RE TOO DRUNK to be any political persuasion at all, meaning dun dun dun they're bastard centrists!

G. Adams · Jun 1, 2005, 09:08 pm

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Quote by: Catch 22

That's what you say but what proletarian mass supports YOU? the drunks and the chavs are less than pseudo leftists. THEY'RE TOO DRUNK to be any political persuasion at all, meaning dun dun dun they're bastard centrists!

Can you blame them for being drunk, living in your quasi-socialist state? If we could get off this reactionary boat we can get back to building utopia once again.

May 27, 2005, 08:59 am	#42 (permalink) (top)
Matt W Moderator Location: Reading, UK. Posts: 7,212	blinks Comrades!!! Trent is going to sell information to the enemy! Kill him! At once! I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. -George Best, on being asked what he did with his footballing fortunes.

May 27, 2005, 03:22 pm	#45 (permalink) (top)
Catch 22 Igneous Magma Posts: 374	Comrades! We’ve only managed to kill the secretary general’s double! However we now control the red palace and the capital. Let the revolutionary regime of Catch 22 commence! Long live me, the new General secretary! (if the cons saw what we were doing they would run away in fear, becuase they'd think we were serious) When machines and computers, profit motives and property rights are considered more important than people, the giant triplets of racism, militarism and economic exploitation are incapable of being conquered Martin Luther King Jr.

May 27, 2005, 03:31 pm	#46 (permalink) (top)
G. Adams Fyrdman Location: Middlesbrough UK Posts: 4,174	Maybe we should, we could infiltrate the Con's and run for leadership, we can then slowly draw them away from their nutty ideas. Might be the only way, they only seem to listen to what their leaders tell them anyway. Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. Winston Churchill

May 28, 2005, 01:25 pm	#47 (permalink) (top)
Catch 22 Igneous Magma Posts: 374	hehehehe good idea comrade When machines and computers, profit motives and property rights are considered more important than people, the giant triplets of racism, militarism and economic exploitation are incapable of being conquered Martin Luther King Jr.

May 31, 2005, 06:26 pm	#50 (permalink) (top)
Catch 22 Igneous Magma Posts: 374	beerman, I am the new General secretary and as per party decree 4000006700005 your ass is hereby PURGED from the party. You’re no longer beermaster, biatch. When machines and computers, profit motives and property rights are considered more important than people, the giant triplets of racism, militarism and economic exploitation are incapable of being conquered Martin Luther King Jr.

May 26, 2005, 10:17 pm	#41 (permalink) (top)
Trent Molten Ash Posts: 90	Comrades I just read through this thread, and tried to imagine what the enemy would think, if they were to ever get their eyes on it. I laughed so much I thought I might give myself a hernia. :)

May 27, 2005, 10:06 am	#43 (permalink) (top)
Trent Molten Ash Posts: 90	Nah... I laughed trying to imagine their confusion... I bet they'd think we HAD to be talking in code !!! (We're NOT talking in code ---are we)?????????????????

May 31, 2005, 07:44 pm	#51 (permalink) (top)
Pooeypants Neo Moderator Location: England Posts: 5,609	What kind of a lame title is secretary general? War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is strength Harness the power of Ingsoc, then you can capture someone killed the year before

Jun 1, 2005, 08:58 am	#52 (permalink) (top)
G. Adams Fyrdman Location: Middlesbrough UK Posts: 4,174	He's the general of the secretaries, coughs glorified tea-maker coughs, while I am commandante now of the revolutionaries seeking to rid our glorious state of rightists like himself. Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. Winston Churchill

Jun 1, 2005, 09:50 am	#53 (permalink) (top)
Matt W Moderator Location: Reading, UK. Posts: 7,212	I may not be Beermeister General anymore, but as the Vodka Provost-Marshal I shall continue my struggle against this reactionary takeover! I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. -George Best, on being asked what he did with his footballing fortunes.

Jun 1, 2005, 05:47 pm	#54 (permalink) (top)
Catch 22 Igneous Magma Posts: 374	REACTIONARY! This government is revolutionary, you sir are the true reactionary! (hehehehe, is it time yet to start arguing about who kiled Rosa Luxemburg?) When machines and computers, profit motives and property rights are considered more important than people, the giant triplets of racism, militarism and economic exploitation are incapable of being conquered Martin Luther King Jr.

Jun 1, 2005, 08:13 pm	#56 (permalink) (top)
Catch 22 Igneous Magma Posts: 374	I have the vast masses of proletarians, hence why you were deposed as General secretary. When machines and computers, profit motives and property rights are considered more important than people, the giant triplets of racism, militarism and economic exploitation are incapable of being conquered Martin Luther King Jr.

Jun 1, 2005, 08:14 pm	#57 (permalink) (top)
Catch 22 Igneous Magma Posts: 374	In addition I must state that I did not kill her. But that it was G. ADAMS who murdered the great proletarian leader Rosa Luxemburg. When machines and computers, profit motives and property rights are considered more important than people, the giant triplets of racism, militarism and economic exploitation are incapable of being conquered Martin Luther King Jr.

Jun 1, 2005, 08:32 pm	#59 (permalink) (top)
Catch 22 Igneous Magma Posts: 374	That's what you say but what proletarian mass supports YOU? the drunks and the chavs are less than pseudo leftists. THEY'RE TOO DRUNK to be any political persuasion at all, meaning dun dun dun they're bastard centrists! When machines and computers, profit motives and property rights are considered more important than people, the giant triplets of racism, militarism and economic exploitation are incapable of being conquered Martin Luther King Jr.