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G. Adams · May 26, 2005, 07:29 am

Your my propaganda minister at the Ministry of Truth, and I need to you convert the heathens back into the fold.

And it's not sir, it's comrade, were all equal here. You hear that minions?

Trent · May 26, 2005, 09:35 am

May the truth be with us and all who post with us.

G. Adams · May 26, 2005, 10:07 am

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May the truth be with us and all who post with us.

Well it's that or I set Chris to work on them.

**Matt W** · May 26, 2005, 11:44 am

But Comrade Secretary - Chris is the one posting these subversive 'rules', without authorisation by the Committee!! He is the instigator of these counter-revolutionary murmers against your authority!!

Can we shoot him?? Please?

G. Adams · May 26, 2005, 12:57 pm

Who said he was doing it without authority? *drums fingers*

Well if the beermaster wants a man shot, it's up to him, I'm not one to risk my stella rations.

**Matt W** · May 26, 2005, 01:04 pm

Ah, the joys of being the power behind the throne...

PP! Trent! Take Chris outside and shoot him!

**Pooeypants** · May 26, 2005, 01:11 pm

Can we have Big Brother a la Combine style? (They have a dampening field that stops conception :eek: )

G. Adams · May 26, 2005, 02:19 pm

If it stops conception how am I meant to produce an heir...find successors in the future?

**Matt W** · May 26, 2005, 02:36 pm

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If it stops conception how am I meant to produce an heir...find successors in the future?

His Dynastic ambitions are revealed!!

*stage whisper*

Don't panic, General Secretary, I'll get the operators drunk and we'll fake the whole thing!

**Pooeypants** · May 26, 2005, 02:44 pm

Every "liberal" is now an enemy of the republic.

G. Adams · May 26, 2005, 03:14 pm

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Every "liberal" is now an enemy of the republic.

Republic? Kingdo...yes republic, aye aye....

**Pooeypants** · May 26, 2005, 03:16 pm

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Republic? Kingdo...yes republic, aye aye....

No hesitations? Show no mercy? Do what must be done?

Catch 22 · May 26, 2005, 05:47 pm

Onward comrades! Kill the secretary General and his pack of vile collaborators! CHARGE!

G. Adams · May 26, 2005, 06:41 pm

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Onward comrades! Kill the secretary General and his pack of vile collaborators! CHARGE!

Thats it, Beermaster general, dock him his rations!

**Pooeypants** · May 26, 2005, 07:15 pm

Wait, we have rations? Smash and grab! Everyone for himself!!

G. Adams · May 26, 2005, 07:31 pm

I'd like to see you get by the defences, we have lines a cider plied chav's at the ready, all determined to earn the Medal of Burberry.

Catch 22 · May 26, 2005, 08:11 pm

*mob of Catch 22 supporters ransack the Red palace of G Adams and then proceeds to lynch the secretary general with a long bit of piano wire.*

**Pooeypants** · May 26, 2005, 08:20 pm

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I'd like to see you get by the defences, we have lines a cider plied chav's at the ready, all determined to earn the Medal of Burberry.

Music to my ears, 'cause Chav huntin' season has just begun *revs up a chainsaw*

(You think we're getting carried away?)

**Matt W** · May 26, 2005, 08:39 pm

Comrade Secretary!!! Oh my God! Those evil bastards!!

*presses the emergency 'brewery demolition' button concelaed in inner jacket*

You asked for this, assholes!!!!

*cackles maniacally*

G. Adams · May 26, 2005, 08:55 pm

Look what you've gone and done now Catch22? You killed my double and the beers all gone now! I wish I had been lynched, better than a life without the precious golden nector.

I smell capitalist treason, I declare a state of red terror, all enemies of the revolution will be shot, as well as the man standing nearest.

(nice to see you know the rp rules of bracketing :) no such thing as too far, but I don't know what newcomers to the forum will think)

May 26, 2005, 07:29 am	#21 (permalink) (top)
G. Adams Fyrdman Location: Middlesbrough UK Posts: 4,174	Your my propaganda minister at the Ministry of Truth, and I need to you convert the heathens back into the fold. And it's not sir, it's comrade, were all equal here. You hear that minions? Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. Winston Churchill

May 26, 2005, 11:44 am	#24 (permalink) (top)
Matt W Moderator Location: Reading, UK. Posts: 7,206	But Comrade Secretary - Chris is the one posting these subversive 'rules', without authorisation by the Committee!! He is the instigator of these counter-revolutionary murmers against your authority!! Can we shoot him?? Please? I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. -George Best, on being asked what he did with his footballing fortunes.

May 26, 2005, 12:57 pm	#25 (permalink) (top)
G. Adams Fyrdman Location: Middlesbrough UK Posts: 4,174	Who said he was doing it without authority? drums fingers Well if the beermaster wants a man shot, it's up to him, I'm not one to risk my stella rations. Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. Winston Churchill

May 26, 2005, 01:04 pm	#26 (permalink) (top)
Matt W Moderator Location: Reading, UK. Posts: 7,206	Ah, the joys of being the power behind the throne... PP! Trent! Take Chris outside and shoot him! I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. -George Best, on being asked what he did with his footballing fortunes.

May 26, 2005, 01:11 pm	#27 (permalink) (top)
Pooeypants Neo Moderator Location: England Posts: 5,609	Can we have Big Brother a la Combine style? (They have a dampening field that stops conception :eek: ) War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is strength Harness the power of Ingsoc, then you can capture someone killed the year before

May 26, 2005, 09:35 am	#22 (permalink) (top)
Trent Molten Ash Posts: 90	May the truth be with us and all who post with us.

May 26, 2005, 02:19 pm	#28 (permalink) (top)
G. Adams Fyrdman Location: Middlesbrough UK Posts: 4,174	If it stops conception how am I meant to produce an heir...find successors in the future? Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. Winston Churchill

May 26, 2005, 02:44 pm	#30 (permalink) (top)
Pooeypants Neo Moderator Location: England Posts: 5,609	Every "liberal" is now an enemy of the republic. War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is strength Harness the power of Ingsoc, then you can capture someone killed the year before

May 26, 2005, 05:47 pm	#33 (permalink) (top)
Catch 22 Igneous Magma Posts: 374	Onward comrades! Kill the secretary General and his pack of vile collaborators! CHARGE! When machines and computers, profit motives and property rights are considered more important than people, the giant triplets of racism, militarism and economic exploitation are incapable of being conquered Martin Luther King Jr.

May 26, 2005, 07:15 pm	#35 (permalink) (top)
Pooeypants Neo Moderator Location: England Posts: 5,609	Wait, we have rations? Smash and grab! Everyone for himself!! War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is strength Harness the power of Ingsoc, then you can capture someone killed the year before

May 26, 2005, 07:31 pm	#36 (permalink) (top)
G. Adams Fyrdman Location: Middlesbrough UK Posts: 4,174	I'd like to see you get by the defences, we have lines a cider plied chav's at the ready, all determined to earn the Medal of Burberry. Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. Winston Churchill

May 26, 2005, 08:11 pm	#37 (permalink) (top)
Catch 22 Igneous Magma Posts: 374	mob of Catch 22 supporters ransack the Red palace of G Adams and then proceeds to lynch the secretary general with a long bit of piano wire. When machines and computers, profit motives and property rights are considered more important than people, the giant triplets of racism, militarism and economic exploitation are incapable of being conquered Martin Luther King Jr.

May 26, 2005, 08:39 pm	#39 (permalink) (top)
Matt W Moderator Location: Reading, UK. Posts: 7,206	Comrade Secretary!!! Oh my God! Those evil bastards!! presses the emergency 'brewery demolition' button concelaed in inner jacket You asked for this, assholes!!!! cackles maniacally I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. -George Best, on being asked what he did with his footballing fortunes.

May 26, 2005, 08:55 pm	#40 (permalink) (top)
G. Adams Fyrdman Location: Middlesbrough UK Posts: 4,174	Look what you've gone and done now Catch22? You killed my double and the beers all gone now! I wish I had been lynched, better than a life without the precious golden nector. I smell capitalist treason, I declare a state of red terror, all enemies of the revolution will be shot, as well as the man standing nearest. (nice to see you know the rp rules of bracketing :) no such thing as too far, but I don't know what newcomers to the forum will think) Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. Winston Churchill