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The Dunedan · Sep 11, 2004, 01:57 am

That's right, gunnies. We now have mere hours to go until that ineffective, unConstitutional, illegal PITA goes away ( hopefully for good). Manufacturers like Armalite are offering special deals to reconvert your "declawed" guns to their proper configurations, and importers like Century and AIMSurplus have stored large quantities of these weapons in bonded warehouses, for immidiate reconfiguration and sale. I know my FAL is getting a new muzzle-brake with a bayonet lug, and hopefully a folding stock as well. :-D
Look for the prices of such weapons to head straight for the floor! Also, look for an influx of new, shiny normal-capacity magazines, and at decent prices, even! All you M1A owners out there: your days of $70 magazines are over! Always wanted a BM-59, or one of Steyr's Little Green Devils? Whaddaya know, now you can actually afford them! ( soon, anyway ). Do you long for the days of the $500 Garand, the $100 SKS, and the $300 PolyTech Legend? Well guess what? "Happy Days are here again!"
Even Diane Swinstein, the Brady Bunch, and the Million Misguided Mommies are admitting this thing is dead where it stands; although, to judge by their squealing, they think they can resussitate it. Even the media ( surprise, surprise ) are getting in on the act; trying to persuade people that this means machine-guns will soon be flooding the streets, turning "Good Morning America" into a Brady Bunch infomercial, using falsified clips and misleading reporting. This has got to be one of the most biased stretches of "journalism" I've ever seen. I've heard Swinestein's "AK-47s and Uzis" claptrap repeated probably a dozen times today...
But guess what?! It's not gonna help! The ban is STILL going away! And if the gunowners in this country have anything to say about it ( which we do, much to the chagrin of politicians anywhere ) it's NEVER COMING BACK!!

If this sounds like celebration...it is.
If this sounds like ranting....it might be.
If this sounds like gloating....DAMN SKIPPY!! It's about time all you gun-grabbing, Constitution-raping asshats got it through your skulls that we gunowners are not just going to lie back and take this sort of abuse. It's about time you realized that, guess what, your bullshit DOES NOT WORK. It's way PAST time you took one on the chin, the way gunowners have been taking them for the past 50 years. We've taken your crap for long enough. Well, guess what? We dropped the ball in '94, and this monstrosity was the result. But guess what?

THE FREE RIDE IS OVER

You're not getting one more inch out of us. We've tasted victory, we've scented the fear of our enemies, and we could get used to this. Don't worry; we're not going to shoot you, or even spike your tires. We're going to ruin you, instead. We're going to watch you squirm, like you're squirming now, until you and all your treasonous ilk squirm away into insignificant nothingness. IN the words of Shane McGowan;

"You can fuck your Union Jack!
We want our country back!"

And we'll get it, too.

bugsbunny04 · Sep 11, 2004, 12:05 pm

Damn Skippy?

Geezus, Im a influential sumbitch.

Sep 11, 2004, 12:05 pm	#2 (permalink) (top)
bugsbunny04 Untrained Fodder Location: Alabama Posts: 1,354	Damn Skippy? Geezus, Im a influential sumbitch. Clean toe caps and a filthy mouth! Low morals and high morale!

Sep 11, 2004, 01:57 am	#1 (permalink) (top)
The Dunedan Hot Lava Posts: 925	That's right, gunnies. We now have mere hours to go until that ineffective, unConstitutional, illegal PITA goes away ( hopefully for good). Manufacturers like Armalite are offering special deals to reconvert your "declawed" guns to their proper configurations, and importers like Century and AIMSurplus have stored large quantities of these weapons in bonded warehouses, for immidiate reconfiguration and sale. I know my FAL is getting a new muzzle-brake with a bayonet lug, and hopefully a folding stock as well. :-D Look for the prices of such weapons to head straight for the floor! Also, look for an influx of new, shiny normal-capacity magazines, and at decent prices, even! All you M1A owners out there: your days of $70 magazines are over! Always wanted a BM-59, or one of Steyr's Little Green Devils? Whaddaya know, now you can actually afford them! ( soon, anyway ). Do you long for the days of the $500 Garand, the $100 SKS, and the $300 PolyTech Legend? Well guess what? "Happy Days are here again!" Even Diane Swinstein, the Brady Bunch, and the Million Misguided Mommies are admitting this thing is dead where it stands; although, to judge by their squealing, they think they can resussitate it. Even the media ( surprise, surprise ) are getting in on the act; trying to persuade people that this means machine-guns will soon be flooding the streets, turning "Good Morning America" into a Brady Bunch infomercial, using falsified clips and misleading reporting. This has got to be one of the most biased stretches of "journalism" I've ever seen. I've heard Swinestein's "AK-47s and Uzis" claptrap repeated probably a dozen times today... But guess what?! It's not gonna help! The ban is STILL going away! And if the gunowners in this country have anything to say about it ( which we do, much to the chagrin of politicians anywhere ) it's NEVER COMING BACK!! If this sounds like celebration...it is. If this sounds like ranting....it might be. If this sounds like gloating....DAMN SKIPPY!! It's about time all you gun-grabbing, Constitution-raping asshats got it through your skulls that we gunowners are not just going to lie back and take this sort of abuse. It's about time you realized that, guess what, your bullshit DOES NOT WORK. It's way PAST time you took one on the chin, the way gunowners have been taking them for the past 50 years. We've taken your crap for long enough. Well, guess what? We dropped the ball in '94, and this monstrosity was the result. But guess what? *THE FREE RIDE IS OVER* You're not getting one more inch out of us. We've tasted victory, we've scented the fear of our enemies, and we could get used to this. Don't worry; we're not going to shoot you, or even spike your tires. We're going to ruin you, instead. We're going to watch you squirm, like you're squirming now, until you and all your treasonous ilk squirm away into insignificant nothingness. IN the words of Shane McGowan; "You can fuck your Union Jack! We want our country back!" And we'll get it, too.