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somehackerpunkette · Sep 6, 2004, 04:25 pm

I have some very gross, very wrong jokes that my psychotic friend Sean made up. Here goes.

What's the difference betweent a ferari and a pile of dead babies?
The answer: A ferari isn't in my garrage.

What's three feet tall and doesn't like sex?
The answer: the four year old tied up in my basement?

What's funnier then a dead baby?
the answer: a pile of dead babies.
What's funnier then a pile of dead babies?
the answer: The one that's still alive trying to eat it's way out.

Section 8 · Sep 6, 2004, 05:00 pm

I have way more dead baby jokes.

Observe:

Q: What's red, bubbly, and scratches at glass?
A: A baby in a microwave

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
A: You take your boots off when you jump on a trampoline

Q: What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A: A baby in a trash compactor

Q: What's red, silver, and bumps into walls?
A: A baby with forks in it's eyes

Fuck, there's an entrie website devoted to the hilarity found in the suffering of our young: dead-baby-jokes.com

Seeker_Of_Sins · Sep 6, 2004, 05:57 pm

A priest was in his confession box, hearing the sins of gods people, when suddenly he heard the call of nature, the man was only half way through his confession, the priest poped his head out the box and grabed the nearest person he could see.

Hey, can you cover for me while i go for a whizz,
The janitor not knowing what to do asked what shud he say
The preist said just say" say hail mary's and all your sins shall be forgiven"
the janitor nodded and went inside the box.

Then the person who was still going on and on.
Came up to the point about oral sex. He asked the janitor what should he do.

The janitor not knowing wat to say, poped his head out of the box and grabbed a passing chior boy and said. what does the priest give for oral sex??

The choir boy said..usually a coke or lollies

Seeker_Of_Sins · Sep 9, 2004, 11:02 pm

A little kid is standing on the edge of a cliff crying
a guy walks up to him and asks him why he's crying.
The kid says "My parents and my sister were in that car that just went off the cliff and I got thrown free before it went over"
to which the guy replied '****... its just not your lucky day is it?' whilst unzipping his fly

Seeker_Of_Sins · Sep 9, 2004, 11:23 pm

What's thirteen inches long and makes a woman scream all night

Cot death

what do you do after raping a blind, deaf and dumb girl?

break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

Whats the first thing a beaten wife should do after coming back from hospital after the last "incident"?

The dishes if she know's whats good for her.

What's brown, soft and found in babies nappies?

Michael Jacksons hand.

bugsbunny04 · Sep 10, 2004, 03:18 pm

Now that there is an appropriate thread for it:

What do you call a girl scout that knocks on my door?

De-virginized.

Seeker_Of_Sins · Sep 17, 2004, 12:15 am

What's the best thing about a blow job from an ethiopian woman?
You know she'll swallow.

What's the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during an orgasm.

What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne will usually not come on a kid's face until around 13 or 14 years old.

How can you tell which is the head nurse?
The one with the dirty knees.

How do you tell if a chick is to fat to fuck?
When you pull her pants down and her arse is still in them

bugsbunny04 · Sep 20, 2004, 03:29 am

How do you know a chick is too fat to take out in public?

When fucking her entails rolling her in flour and boning the wet spot.

Sep 6, 2004, 05:57 pm	#3 (permalink) (top)
Seeker_Of_Sins Go the Crusaders Posts: 671	A priest was in his confession box, hearing the sins of gods people, when suddenly he heard the call of nature, the man was only half way through his confession, the priest poped his head out the box and grabed the nearest person he could see. Hey, can you cover for me while i go for a whizz, The janitor not knowing what to do asked what shud he say The preist said just say" say hail mary's and all your sins shall be forgiven" the janitor nodded and went inside the box. Then the person who was still going on and on. Came up to the point about oral sex. He asked the janitor what should he do. The janitor not knowing wat to say, poped his head out of the box and grabbed a passing chior boy and said. what does the priest give for oral sex?? The choir boy said..usually a coke or lollies You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, Or get married and wish you were dead.

Sep 9, 2004, 11:02 pm	#4 (permalink) (top)
Seeker_Of_Sins Go the Crusaders Posts: 671	A little kid is standing on the edge of a cliff crying a guy walks up to him and asks him why he's crying. The kid says "My parents and my sister were in that car that just went off the cliff and I got thrown free before it went over" to which the guy replied '****... its just not your lucky day is it?' whilst unzipping his fly You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, Or get married and wish you were dead.

Sep 9, 2004, 11:23 pm	#5 (permalink) (top)
Seeker_Of_Sins Go the Crusaders Posts: 671	What's thirteen inches long and makes a woman scream all night Cot death what do you do after raping a blind, deaf and dumb girl? break her fingers so she can't tell anyone. Whats the first thing a beaten wife should do after coming back from hospital after the last "incident"? The dishes if she know's whats good for her. What's brown, soft and found in babies nappies? Michael Jacksons hand. You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, Or get married and wish you were dead.

Sep 10, 2004, 03:18 pm	#6 (permalink) (top)
bugsbunny04 Untrained Fodder Location: Alabama Posts: 1,354	Now that there is an appropriate thread for it: What do you call a girl scout that knocks on my door? De-virginized. Clean toe caps and a filthy mouth! Low morals and high morale!

Sep 17, 2004, 12:15 am	#7 (permalink) (top)
Seeker_Of_Sins Go the Crusaders Posts: 671	What's the best thing about a blow job from an ethiopian woman? You know she'll swallow. What's the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during an orgasm. What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne will usually not come on a kid's face until around 13 or 14 years old. How can you tell which is the head nurse? The one with the dirty knees. How do you tell if a chick is to fat to fuck? When you pull her pants down and her arse is still in them You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, Or get married and wish you were dead.

Sep 6, 2004, 04:25 pm	#1 (permalink) (top)
somehackerpunkette Sedimentary Rock Posts: 16	I have some very gross, very wrong jokes that my psychotic friend Sean made up. Here goes. What's the difference betweent a ferari and a pile of dead babies? The answer: A ferari isn't in my garrage. What's three feet tall and doesn't like sex? The answer: the four year old tied up in my basement? What's funnier then a dead baby? the answer: a pile of dead babies. What's funnier then a pile of dead babies? the answer: The one that's still alive trying to eat it's way out.

Sep 6, 2004, 05:00 pm	#2 (permalink) (top)
Section 8 Hot Lava Location: Spokane, WA Posts: 782	I have way more dead baby jokes. Observe: Q: What's red, bubbly, and scratches at glass? A: A baby in a microwave Q: What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? A: You take your boots off when you jump on a trampoline Q: What gets louder as it gets smaller? A: A baby in a trash compactor Q: What's red, silver, and bumps into walls? A: A baby with forks in it's eyes Fuck, there's an entrie website devoted to the hilarity found in the suffering of our young: dead-baby-jokes.com

Sep 20, 2004, 03:29 am	#8 (permalink) (top)
bugsbunny04 Untrained Fodder Location: Alabama Posts: 1,354	How do you know a chick is too fat to take out in public? When fucking her entails rolling her in flour and boning the wet spot. Clean toe caps and a filthy mouth! Low morals and high morale!