Texas Guard Veterans for Truth question Bush's ...

[gr8fuldaniel]

I am not sure how reliable this source is .....

gwbush04.com [SIZE=3] Texas Guard Veterans for Truth question Bush's ''beer bong'' record [/SIZE] President stands by record, denounces latest ad from group Washington — A fringe veterans' group called Texas Air National Guard Vets for Truth has released an advertisement questioning the circumstances surrounding a "beer bong" record held by President Bush. The Vets claim that Bush has exaggerated his actual beer and drug intake during 1972 while in the Texas Guard. The 30-second television ad begins with a black and white photo of then Lt. George W. Bush in the Texas Air National Guard with narration provided by several fellow Guard veterans who don't remember Bush being present at any time. "The partying, the drinking, recreational drug use... It was a fine time," said an unidentified Guard veteran. "But when people say George W. Bush was the ultimate wild man back then, they're lying. I could outdo anybody, and I don't even remember this guy." The White House swiftly responded to the accusations. "The President's beer bong record of ingesting over three kegs of domestic ale on any given weekend during 1972 has stood for over 30 years, and no one has questioned it until now," said White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan. "This is clearly a smear attempt on a record that should be damn impressive to all Americans." "That's over 15 gallons in each keg. This is all documented and available on our website," he added. An anonymous White House official also noted that Bush has a proven history of reckless and wild behavior with his 1976 drunk driving arrest as the centerpiece.

[gr8fuldaniel]

I thought this might get moved to the Jokes dept. Somebody lost their sense of humor.

[giuliano]

that's great :)

[gr8fuldaniel]

Row Boat Veterans for Truth

Friends and fellow countrymen, it's time to set the record straight. "General" George Washington is no war-hero. He’s resting his entire campaign on his so-called heroics in the Revolutionary War, and his famous Delaware River crossing. His campaign wagons about a handful of Revolutionary veterans throughout the 13 States, and trots them out at public appearances to sing his praises. George Washington wants us to believe that these men represent all those he calls his "rowboat band of brothers." But if bother you ask his boat mates, they’ll tell you. The truth is, the man is unfit for command, and as president he would quite literally leave our young nation up the creek, without a paddle. Speaking of “no paddles”, look closely at this famous picture of a paddle-free G.W. relaxing while his comrades do all the rowing. Rowboat Vets for Truth is here to share the real story, to correct the misleading use of our images, against our will, in paintings, woodcuts and pamphlets across the colonies. The Rowboat Vets for Truth will counter the outrageous claims made by Mr. Washington and the liberal printing presses in Boston and Philadelphia. We speak from personal experience - our group includes men who served beside Washington in combat against unarmed Germans on Christmas night, 1776. Though we come from different backgrounds, shoe menders, haberdashers, stable boys, candle holders to the wealthy. etc., and hold varying political opinions, we agree on one thing: George Washington lacks the potential to lead. We regret the need to do this. Well, sorta. For a long time, most Revolutionary veterans kept silent. However, now that a key creator of that poisonous image is seeking the Presidency we have resolved to end our silence. It's time to set the record straight.