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SoylentGreen · Mar 8, 2008, 03:16 pm

A few of the questions of life that I still have no answer for.
So what things still puzzle you?

Atheism is a non-prophet organization?

Is the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If a turtle doesn''t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Is there another word for synonym?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Why don''t sheep shrink when it rains?

Is it true that cannibals don''t eat clowns because they taste funny?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

Why is it called tourist season if we can''t shoot at them?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn''t the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

**Jack** · Mar 8, 2008, 03:53 pm

If we call an orange fruit an orange, why aren't bananas called "yellows"?

Kuldeep · Mar 11, 2008, 03:18 am

Then what you would call Mango ???

Kuldeep · Mar 11, 2008, 03:26 am

Quote:

Why is the alphabet in that order?

It amounts to asking why A is called A and not B ???

I would say it is just convetional.

Most of other questions I find them as Jokes only !!

Mar 8, 2008, 03:16 pm	#1 (permalink) (top)
SoylentGreen Volcanic Erupter Posts: 3,396	Interesting Questions A few of the questions of life that I still have no answer for. So what things still puzzle you? Atheism is a non-prophet organization? Is the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live? If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? If a turtle doesn''t have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Is there another word for synonym? What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? Why don''t sheep shrink when it rains? Is it true that cannibals don''t eat clowns because they taste funny? What was the best thing before sliced bread? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? Why is it called tourist season if we can''t shoot at them? Why is the alphabet in that order? If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn''t the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Mar 8, 2008, 03:53 pm	#2 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 14,180	If we call an orange fruit an orange, why aren't bananas called "yellows"? The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Mar 11, 2008, 03:18 am	#3 (permalink) (top)
Kuldeep Kuldeep Location: Bhopa, M.P, India Posts: 1,715	Then what you would call Mango ???