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![]() Juris Doctor Location: Brockport, NY Posts: 2,045 | Quote:
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I think that's what's really going on here. There is simply more information available in the world - a lot more. People triage the information that is important, and the bottom line is that, for many people, being able to point to the UK on a map is less important than being able to point to a chart of last month's sales figures. And let's not act like the phenomenon is limited to Americans. We are, as world leaders, easy targets for such surveys and studies. I would venture to say that many developed nations are in similar situations. Don't forget... Lawyers were writing the Constitution while doctors were still bleeding people with leeches... | |||
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![]() Son of X51 Location: San Diego Posts: 3,643 | Quote:
Sure makes for a funny show huh? Jeff Foxworthy, with his southern drawl mocking your intelligence... What is worse, not knowing the capital of Canada, or watching the TV show about it? Good lord, don't get me started on a TV rant. I'd like to thank Charlie Hodge, bringing me scarves and water. | |
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![]() Vampire Location: Newcastle, Australia Posts: 862 | heres some more disturbing info: Quote:
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argue! "A geek is a person, male or female, with an abiding, obsessive, self-effacing, even self-destroying love for something besides status." --D.B. Weiss, Lucky Wander Boy | ||||
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![]() adorable = power Location: Hong Kong, China Posts: 1,821 | Britain is Repossessing the U.S.A. – A Message from John Cleese To the citizens of the United States of America: In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not fancy). Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Colony, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: 1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. 2. Then look up aluminium, and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. 3. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix -ize will be replaced by the suffix -ise. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary'). 4. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as US English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell- checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize. You will relearn your original national anthem, God Save The Queen. 5. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. 6. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public. 7. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. 8. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour. 9. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline)-roughly $10 per US gallon. Get used to it. 10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar. 11. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. 12. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie McDowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater. 13. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). Don't try Rugby – the South Africans and Kiwis will thrash you, like they regularly thrash us. 14. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries. 15. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad. 16. An official from Her Majesty's Inland Revenue (i.e. tax collector) will be with you shortly to ensure the collection of all monies due (backdated to 1776). Until these are paid, there will be no representative government in the USA, in line with the policy: "No representation without taxation.” 17. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 pm with proper cups and saucers (never mugs), and with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; strawberries in season. 18. Some tea has gone missing, and we expect it back. We'll be searching Boston first. God save the Queen. She should be saved, and only He can. John Cleese Don't forget this is all in good fun! "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." Verbal Kint, "Usual Suspects" |
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![]() adorable = power Location: Hong Kong, China Posts: 1,821 | Quote:
You need a better argument there, because the obvious idea is: how can we expect these people to vote when they don't know anything about the qualifications. And gela's clip is based off of National Geographic, BBC, and others I've forgotten. Not exactly the worst sources available. My clip was just for fun. (appalling, but funny none the less) Gela's clip is something much more interesting and her follow up post confirms it's validity. Give it up, American's need a better education system. Don't forget this is all in good fun! "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." Verbal Kint, "Usual Suspects" | |
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![]() Gamma-ray burst Location: Nashville Posts: 6,281 | They do the same thing over here on the tonight show with Jay Leno. Its called comedy. I recognize that guy in your clip cause I posted a YT video of him on my blog, and from what I can gather, he is a comedian who does a comedy show. Back to people being idiots, America has a big population. And level of education seems to be that on par with the rest of the world, but there are lots of other factors at play here. Like Americans being close-minded inconsiderate, rude and ignorant of how the world works and other countries. There are a lot of Americans who claim that America is the greatest country who have never left the country. And then there is the religion thing. (probably best discussed in other threads) Someone could go onto any other country and ask the same sorts of questions and get the same results and edit them together to make comedy. It doesn't conclusively say that the citizens of that country are stupid. It only says that some of the citizens of that country are stupid. Delusion- A persistent false belief held in the face of strong contradictory evidence. (i.e. religion) Shared via G reader Blog |
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![]() adorable = power Location: Hong Kong, China Posts: 1,821 | Quote:
Plus, it was for comedy more then for facts. Don't forget this is all in good fun! "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." Verbal Kint, "Usual Suspects" | |
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| Igneous Magma Posts: 350 | Quote:
I had to learn all the countries and capitols of the continent of Africa in 7th grade. I wish they would have instead taught me the dance steps to the Electric Slide because there have been about a dozen instances in my life when knowing the Electric Slide would have come in handy but knowing the countries and capitols in Africa has never come in handy. I've even played Trivial Pursuit about ten times in my life and yet never got hit with an Africa question. Subsequently, my current knowledge of the countries and capitols of Africa is severely limited even though at one time in my life I could accurately locate all of them. Having a working knowledge of geography is of absolutely no value to most people. It is trivial knowledge and that is why we forget it all twenty years after we learned it in grade school. We remember how to tie our shoes because we do it every day. If we were required to recite all of the countries that start with the letter U every day then we would remember them as well. Just look at the show "Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader." The whole show is based off the concept that people of differing levels of intelligence don't remember some things they learned in 5th grade. My response to that is - Big Frickin' Deal. All of that "idiot probing" is done purely for entertainment. And I also firmly believe that the statistics that have been cited are severely flawed. For instance, the statistic that 50% of adult Americans are not literate is idiotic. Many Americans are fully literate in their native languages and since the United States is the destination of most of the world's immigrants it is pretty inaccurate to state that Americans are illiterate when they are simply not literate in the most commonly used language of the country. | |
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![]() Son of X51 Location: San Diego Posts: 3,643 | I'm not even sure why you would even bring this up. The length of time it took to edit a video, is totally irrelevant information. Quote:
PS. Message to John Cleese. Davy Jones is storing the tea in question. See him if you wish to retrieve it. You're still pisseed about Fort Ticonderoga. Sorry, but we have all the money and the guns. So you, the Queen, and Earl Grey can suck it. Just to prove how great America is: ![]() Cappuccino, TEXAS STYLE!! Now that's America bitches!! Yeehaw!! PPS To John Cleese This video is what would happen if England tried to retake Breeds Hill. I'd like to thank Charlie Hodge, bringing me scarves and water. Last edited by Compugasm; Feb 25, 2008 at 05:06 pm. | |
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![]() adorable = power Location: Hong Kong, China Posts: 1,821 | Quote:
If your going to bomb a country, best know where it is lest you miss and start a war with China. Also, in a more general sense, not being able to locate a country shows a lack of even cursory knowledge about the place. It's fine unless you are voting to invade the country, in which case it would be nice to know something about it that tv pundits didn't throw at you. Quote:
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"Where was the Berlin Wall?" You ask 20 random people on your block and I'll do the same here, then we'll compare answers. Quote:
Don't forget this is all in good fun! "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." Verbal Kint, "Usual Suspects" | ||||||
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| formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 13,012 | On the Snopes page that debunks this (yeah, it's an urban legend) there are some equally witty rebuttals from our side of the pond. The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant) |
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![]() adorable = power Location: Hong Kong, China Posts: 1,821 | Quote:
and john cleese made a better argument against American football. True men wear no armor. Don't forget this is all in good fun! "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." Verbal Kint, "Usual Suspects" | |
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![]() Juris Doctor Location: Brockport, NY Posts: 2,045 | Quote:
![]() Don't forget... Lawyers were writing the Constitution while doctors were still bleeding people with leeches... | |
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![]() Vampire Location: Newcastle, Australia Posts: 862 | ^ If you listen to the commentary on the dvd like I do.. you will find that that isn't actualy armor, its just silver knited wool. WIN! "A geek is a person, male or female, with an abiding, obsessive, self-effacing, even self-destroying love for something besides status." --D.B. Weiss, Lucky Wander Boy |
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![]() adorable = power Location: Hong Kong, China Posts: 1,821 | Quote:
Plus I'm 17 and find people who call themselves "true men" publicly to be macho and arrogant. And again, armor is for those who think they can't take a hit. (no I really don't want to have this debate, but what the hell) Don't forget this is all in good fun! "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." Verbal Kint, "Usual Suspects" | |
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| It's my first name! Location: Buffalo, New York, USA Posts: 3,523 | Quote:
"America does not go abroad in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own." -John Quincy Adams - | |
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| It's my first name! Location: Buffalo, New York, USA Posts: 3,523 | Quote:
The Nature, Unity and Value of Geography. Cartographic Communication http://links.jstor.org/sici?sici=153...3E2.0.CO%3B2-7 Geographical Association - Campaigning for Geography http://www.ttrb.ac.uk/viewArticle2.aspx?contentId=10789 How do young Americans stack up regarding geography? CNN.com - Study: Geography Greek to young Americans - May 2, 2006 Quote:
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Now here's something that might be a bit scary: Why Don't Americans Care? "America does not go abroad in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own." -John Quincy Adams - | |||||
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| Volcanic Erupter Posts: 8,663 | When it comes to grammer and spelling I am one of the worse offenders here at Volconvo. Lucky for me they got rules about not calling someone stupid. I wonder if we will ever have a rule about calling someone an intellectural (being that this term is slowly becoming a "bad title" to have? Also I am not well read about all the lastest science "facts" and so forth. But here is my question. Does having a good memory of learned knowledge, rote knowledge, a mandatory aspect for becoming an intellectural? Could a person not make an intellectural observation about our country even if they could not express that knowing with the proper grammer, etc? By the way this is really an important topic and I hope it continues because it needs lots of attention. |
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| formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 13,012 | Quote:
Part of coherently expressing yourself does require some knowledge of the language you're using. I hope to go into that in more detail in a forthcoming blog entry explaining my stance of grammar-nazis. The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant) | |
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