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Zhavric · Feb 12, 2008, 08:45 am

Ask me any question on your mind. I shall reply with my wisdom, wit, and deafening awesomeness. Any question is welcome. Any problem can and will be solved.

Ask away.

**Jack** · Feb 12, 2008, 10:24 am

Have slugs always been shell-less or were they once snails that evolved into shell-lessness, and what caused that?

Domino · Feb 12, 2008, 12:39 pm

If you have an emitter of coherent radio waves, but you spin the emitter in time with the period of the waves, would an outside observer be able to determine that the waves were coherent? Would it appear that coherent light was being emitted in all directions?

rez · Feb 12, 2008, 01:02 pm

May I be credited with the murder of your previous Ask Zharvric thread?

J. Askiloupos · Feb 12, 2008, 04:50 pm

From where did you obtain conclusive proof or your "deafening awesomeness"?

dreamer · Feb 12, 2008, 06:22 pm

where would one go to find god!

SoylentGreen · Feb 12, 2008, 07:33 pm

Is the meaning of life really 42?

SoylentGreen · Feb 12, 2008, 07:39 pm

I've just realised two things Z: one, you said you'd answer with" wisdom, wit and deafening awesomeness" but you didn't say WHEN; and two, you said "any problem can and will be solved" but you didn't say BY WHOM.
Hmmm....

ZNFYRH · Feb 13, 2008, 01:03 am

Soylent

Notice that the 6 questions asked so far were answered with his wisdom, wit, and awesomeness.

Zhavric · Feb 13, 2008, 09:08 am

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Have slugs always been shell-less or were they once snails that evolved into shell-lessness, and what caused that?

Dear Isherwood,

Slugs are freakin' gross. Have you ever accidentally stepped on one? I find your line of questioning... troubling.

Isher, be honest with me.

Have you been eating slugs again? What did we talk about?

-Zhavric

Zhavric · Feb 13, 2008, 09:13 am

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Quote by: Domino

If you have an emitter of coherent radio waves, but you spin the emitter in time with the period of the waves, would an outside observer be able to determine that the waves were coherent? Would it appear that coherent light was being emitted in all directions?

Dear Domino,

Interesting question. I believe the problem was already solved in the eighties and the technology was given a practical application demonstrated in the image below:

-Zhavric

Zhavric · Feb 13, 2008, 09:14 am

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May I be credited with the murder of your previous Ask Zharvric thread?

Dear Rez,

Yes. Furthermore, we should join forces to battle the powers of ignorance and theism on volconvo. PM me sometime.

-Zhavric

Zhavric · Feb 13, 2008, 09:24 am

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Quote by: J. Askiloupos

From where did you obtain conclusive proof or your "deafening awesomeness"?

Dear J. Askiloupos,

Through rigirous scientific testing involving a control group, several doctors, an anime convention, a sperm bank, three labs, four genetically related individuals, and three suicide girls playing Guitar Hero wearing nothing except my underware.

My awesomeness is louder than the combined moans of every woman Hef has ever sexed.

-Zhavric

Zhavric · Feb 13, 2008, 09:25 am

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Quote by: dreamer

where would one go to find god!

Dear Dreamer,

Nowhere. God doesn't exist. You know that.

-Zhavric

Zhavric · Feb 13, 2008, 09:26 am

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Quote by: SoylentGreen

Is the meaning of life really 42?

Dear SoylentGreen,

No.

The meaning of life, the universem and everything is 42. Good luck understanding that one. Damn vogons.

-Zhavric

Zhavric · Feb 13, 2008, 09:27 am

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Quote by: SoylentGreen

I've just realised two things Z: one, you said you'd answer with" wisdom, wit and deafening awesomeness" but you didn't say WHEN; and two, you said "any problem can and will be solved" but you didn't say BY WHOM.
Hmmm....

Dear SoylentGreen,

YOU'RE MADE OUT OF PEOPLE

-Zhavric

Zhavric · Feb 13, 2008, 09:30 am

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Quote by: ZNFYRH

Soylent

Notice that the 6 questions asked so far were answered with his wisdom, wit, and awesomeness.

Dear Z,

Participate or don't post. Do you really want to join Fonceai that badly?

-Zhavric

**Jason** · Feb 13, 2008, 09:41 am

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Quote by: Zhavric

Dear Z,

Participate or don't post. Do you really want to join Fonceai that badly?

-Zhavric

Dear Zhavric,

Let's not be making threats now. I didn't realize you were a mod, anyway.

-Jason

Zhavric · Feb 13, 2008, 09:54 am

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Quote by: Jason

Dear Zhavric,

Let's not be making threats now. I didn't realize you were a mod, anyway.

-Jason

Dear Jason,

I'm sorry, but your answer must be worded in the form of a question.

-Zhavric

J. Askiloupos · Feb 13, 2008, 11:03 am

Zhavric, if nothing else, you're always good value for a laugh.

Cheers, mate.

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Zhavric SUSPENDED (1 Week) Posts: 3,571	The Ask Zhavric Thread (2008) Ask me any question on your mind. I shall reply with my wisdom, wit, and deafening awesomeness. Any question is welcome. Any problem can and will be solved. Ask away.

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SoylentGreen Hot Lava Posts: 2,299	I've just realised two things Z: one, you said you'd answer with" wisdom, wit and deafening awesomeness" but you didn't say WHEN; and two, you said "any problem can and will be solved" but you didn't say BY WHOM. Hmmm....

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ZNFYRH Volcanic Erupter Posts: 4,375	Soylent Notice that the 6 questions asked so far were answered with his wisdom, wit, and awesomeness. IT'S A BOY!!

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J. Askiloupos Home Once More Location: Greece Posts: 191	Zhavric, if nothing else, you're always good value for a laugh. Cheers, mate. ..."Light up the Darkness" - Bob Marley...