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Zhavric · Feb 15, 2008, 02:21 pm

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Quote by: J. Askiloupos

Zhavric- you have the power to wipe one single country off the face of the earth with a simple thought.

Who do you choose?

Dear J. Askiloupos,

Not only do I have that power, I have the power to make everyone FORGET that it ever existed. Ever heard of East Dertovia? Today, neither has anyone else.

-Zhavric

SoylentGreen · Feb 15, 2008, 02:27 pm

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Quote by: Zhavric

Dear J. Askiloupos,

Not only do I have that power, I have the power to make everyone FORGET that it ever existed.

-Zhavric

So if you can't prove God exists, can you prove a person with god like powers exist?

xyzer · Feb 15, 2008, 02:29 pm

Zhavric..Your perceptions are so brilliant, I'm impressed.

Is the past like history or was that in the past?

Do you think an Obama can bring change to the inept US Congress or is he just another guy who breaks wind in bed and covers up his head?

Will Western movie reruns increase now that the news of Randolphs donning a halo has been revealed?

Why is it atheists are comfortable with no invisible means of support?

Zhavric · Feb 18, 2008, 04:06 pm

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Quote by: SoylentGreen

So if you can't prove God exists, can you prove a person with god like powers exist?

Dear SoylentGreen,

I could prove to you where claiming a person with godlike powers to exist is retarded.

Shall I?

-Zhavric

Lullaby Chainer · Feb 18, 2008, 04:11 pm

Dear Zhavric,

Who fuses the music
With no illusions
Producing the blue prints
Clueless?
Automator defy the laws of nature
Electronic monolith throw a jam upon the disc
The futuristic looper with the quickness
Hyperpatudes and hydrogen fusions keep your distance

First we coerce your brain patterns
Collaborate with time consume and reprogram it
I apply the flow cannon
The combo so slamin
Atomically reconstruct the old canvas
His logic impress
A hypnotic effect
Ya latin patent you could call it a gift
Man he all in the mix nuclear physicist
Genetically tailored every bit of this stimulus

Psyonically bionically forget how you feel
Especially formulated the rest of you fornicated
It takes more to make this
He juggles variables
Unparelled propulsion to carry the load
Neural surgeon the purest virgin conducting currents
Musical merlin he shines like sterling
Watch the Automator draw laser of a higher intensity
And instantly miss a beat create a symphony

Zhavric · Feb 18, 2008, 04:12 pm

Dear Xyzer,

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Zhavric..Your perceptions are so brilliant, I'm impressed.

Naturally.

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Is the past like history or was that in the past?

The past is like history, except true / not written by the winners.

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Do you think an Obama can bring change to the inept US Congress or is he just another guy who breaks wind in bed and covers up his head?

Obama, of all the candidates, feels the least like a politician. Can he bring change? Probably not. Will he **ck up things as bad as Bu$h did? Nigh impossible. He's really the best bet the dems have right now because Hillary is, for many Republicans, the anti-christ. If I were Obama, I'd be playing that up right now. Clinton has been the whipping-girl of every conservative joke. She's their nightmare. Why would they work with her?

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Will Western movie reruns increase now that the news of Randolphs donning a halo has been revealed?

Yes.

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Why is it atheists are comfortable with no invisible means of support?

Because we all freeball / go commando.

-Zhavric

Morality Games · Feb 18, 2008, 08:51 pm

If applicable:

Who is your favorite philosopher? Why are they your favorite philosopher?

Who is your favorite U.S. President? Why are they your favorite president?

What is your favorite field of study?

Zhavric · Feb 20, 2008, 09:12 am

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Quote by: Morality Games

If applicable:

Who is your favorite philosopher? Why are they your favorite philosopher?

Who is your favorite U.S. President? Why are they your favorite president?

What is your favorite field of study?

Dear Morality Games,

My favorite philosopher is me. I'm my favorite philosopher because I don't consider Richard Dawkins a "philosopher".

My favorite president is Bill Clinton. He's been the only one to take a realistic approach to military spending since the Reagan administration. We've been spending billions of dollars as though a land war with Russia is going to break out at any moment. We need to knock that off and focus on our country.

My favorite field of study is Christian mythology with a close runner up as deep ocean marine biology. Have ya SEEN the stuff living down there? Holy crap, it's cool.

-Zhavric

Lullaby Chainer · Feb 20, 2008, 09:26 am

Dear Zhavric,

You own a tattoo parlor. A guy comes in, clearly very drunk and requests a rather large tattoo of a cross on his chest. Do you give it to him?

Next another guy comes in. He's clearly completely sober and requests that you tattoo the word "Poop" on his forehead as well as a unibrow. Do you give it to him?

Zhavric · Feb 20, 2008, 12:09 pm

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Quote by: Lullaby Chainer

Dear Zhavric,

You own a tattoo parlor. A guy comes in, clearly very drunk and requests a rather large tattoo of a cross on his chest. Do you give it to him?

Dear Chainer,

Sure. I just make sure he pays in advance.

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Next another guy comes in. He's clearly completely sober and requests that you tattoo the word "Poop" on his forehead as well as a unibrow. Do you give it to him?

Of course. It's his body. He should be able to do whatever he wants with it regardless of how stupid I think it is. I'll laugh my way to the bank with his cash.

Also, did you need me to touch up the 'po' for you again?

-Zhavric

Lullaby Chainer · Feb 20, 2008, 12:30 pm

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Also, did you need me to touch up the 'po' for you again?

ahaaaaaa.. ahahaaaaaaaa

JLrep · Feb 26, 2008, 05:24 pm

Dear Zhavric,

How old are you?

and,

What type of cheese is the best?

Yasa · Feb 27, 2008, 11:54 pm

Dear Zhavric,

Heads or Tails?

Also, was No Country for Old Men truly the best picture?

Feb 15, 2008, 02:29 pm	#43 (permalink) (top)
xyzer Liberated thinker Location: New Mexican Alps Posts: 2,175	Zhavric..Your perceptions are so brilliant, I'm impressed. Is the past like history or was that in the past? Do you think an Obama can bring change to the inept US Congress or is he just another guy who breaks wind in bed and covers up his head? Will Western movie reruns increase now that the news of Randolphs donning a halo has been revealed? Why is it atheists are comfortable with no invisible means of support? Thus we play the fools with the time, and the spirits of the wise sit in the clouds and mock us.

Feb 18, 2008, 04:11 pm	#45 (permalink) (top)
Lullaby Chainer Posts: 3,018	Dear Zhavric, Who fuses the music With no illusions Producing the blue prints Clueless? Automator defy the laws of nature Electronic monolith throw a jam upon the disc The futuristic looper with the quickness Hyperpatudes and hydrogen fusions keep your distance First we coerce your brain patterns Collaborate with time consume and reprogram it I apply the flow cannon The combo so slamin Atomically reconstruct the old canvas His logic impress A hypnotic effect Ya latin patent you could call it a gift Man he all in the mix nuclear physicist Genetically tailored every bit of this stimulus Psyonically bionically forget how you feel Especially formulated the rest of you fornicated It takes more to make this He juggles variables Unparelled propulsion to carry the load Neural surgeon the purest virgin conducting currents Musical merlin he shines like sterling Watch the Automator draw laser of a higher intensity And instantly miss a beat create a symphony *Powerful.. magical.. e-e-e-eevil..*

Feb 18, 2008, 08:51 pm	#47 (permalink) (top)
Morality Games Hot Lava Location: Iowa Posts: 946	If applicable: Who is your favorite philosopher? Why are they your favorite philosopher? Who is your favorite U.S. President? Why are they your favorite president? What is your favorite field of study? A moral being is an entity for whom the disadvantage of others is an issue. – K.H.Y.

Feb 20, 2008, 09:26 am	#49 (permalink) (top)
Lullaby Chainer Posts: 3,018	Dear Zhavric, You own a tattoo parlor. A guy comes in, clearly very drunk and requests a rather large tattoo of a cross on his chest. Do you give it to him? Next another guy comes in. He's clearly completely sober and requests that you tattoo the word "Poop" on his forehead as well as a unibrow. Do you give it to him? *Powerful.. magical.. e-e-e-eevil..*

Feb 26, 2008, 05:24 pm	#52 (permalink) (top)
JLrep Mostly Harmless Posts: 111	Dear Zhavric, How old are you? and, What type of cheese is the best? Reason is the greatest enemy that faith has: it never comes to the aid of spiritual things, but .. struggles against the divine Word, treating with contempt all that emanates from God. -Martin Luther

Feb 27, 2008, 11:54 pm	#53 (permalink) (top)
Yasa Spiral Out Location: Canada Posts: 509	Dear Zhavric, Heads or Tails? Also, was No Country for Old Men truly the best picture? Praying for tidal waves. Learn to swim.