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Zhavric · Feb 13, 2008, 12:04 pm

Dear J. Askiloupos,

What they say about the Greeks is true. Worse, what they don't say about the Greeks is also true.

Much love.

-Zhavric

Lullaby Chainer · Feb 13, 2008, 12:26 pm

Zhavric,

Is the answer to the question "Do you lack win?" the same as the answer to this question?

Zhavric · Feb 13, 2008, 12:38 pm

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Zhavric,

Is the answer to the question "Do you lack win?" the same as the answer to this question?

Dear Lullaby Chainer,

Be excellent to others.

-Zhavric

rez · Feb 13, 2008, 12:51 pm

Zharvic,

Do you know the phone number for the wahhhhbulance? I think a particular individual needs to be picked up.

Zhavric · Feb 13, 2008, 03:02 pm

Dear Rez,

The dog barks at midnight.

-Zhavric

Lullaby Chainer · Feb 13, 2008, 03:28 pm

Zhavric,

What cinema movie film has the most win?

Zhavric · Feb 13, 2008, 03:48 pm

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Zhavric,

What cinema movie film has the most win?

Dear Mr. Chainer,

Hmmm... A tough question. The following ten films have a high degree of win in them. I will list them in no particular order.

300
Sin City
Batman Begins
Fight Club
Layer Cake
Gladiator
The Usual Suspects
The Return of the King
The Matrix (NOT the sequals)
Akira

-Zhavric

SoylentGreen · Feb 13, 2008, 10:13 pm

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Dear SoylentGreen,

YOU'RE MADE OUT OF PEOPLE

-Zhavric

Ah!! Your first mistake dear Z, you should of said DEAD people.

Zhavric · Feb 14, 2008, 07:40 am

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Ah!! Your first mistake dear Z, you should of said DEAD people.

Dear SoylentGreen,

How I wish implying you're made out of living people was the first mistake I've made in my life.

-Zhavric

xyzer · Feb 14, 2008, 09:10 am

What ever happened to Randolph Scott? Did the bad guys get him? Or was it the good guys when Randy put on a black hat? And of course whatever happened to Ron Paul? Did the whackos desert their hero?

Zhavric · Feb 14, 2008, 10:05 am

Dear Xyzer,

Randolph Scott died of heart and lung issues in '89. He was never arrested for the midget smuggling ring he established a decade earlier due to always having a white hat handy.

As for Ron Paul? Paul is an excellent of example of how idiotic it is to try to get Republicans and conservatives fired up over a "revolution". They hate that word. Honestly, if the republicans who are alive and in power now were alive and influential a little over 200 years ago, we would have never had an America. You think guys who are as into the establishment & chuch as Huckabee would have picked up a musket against a god-appointed king?

-Zhavric

SoylentGreen · Feb 14, 2008, 10:06 pm

Do you think its socially acceptable to piss in a sink or fart in bed, and why?

SoylentGreen · Feb 15, 2008, 02:47 am

If the end of the world is nigh, will God end up on unemployment?

Zhavric · Feb 15, 2008, 07:57 am

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Do you think its socially acceptable to piss in a sink or fart in bed, and why?

Dear SoylentGreen,

Did you know the average ancient Roman carried his money in his mouth? No coin purse for them.

So, if you were going to meet a friend who owed you money, you'd end up putting a coin into your mouth that had been in his... and who knows where it had been before that.

Today, the only socially acceptable way to transfer saliva is by kissing.

Meditate upon this as it relates to your inquiry. The answer is there.

-Zhavric

Zhavric · Feb 15, 2008, 08:01 am

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If the end of the world is nigh, will God end up on unemployment?

Dear SoylentGreen,

Only real people can collect unemployment.

-Zhavric

Lullaby Chainer · Feb 15, 2008, 09:23 am

Dear Zhavric,

You're given the opportunity to enlighten everyone in the world whether or not there really is a god. All you have to do is saw your own arm off. Do you do it?

Zhavric · Feb 15, 2008, 10:21 am

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Quote by: Lullaby Chainer

Dear Zhavric,

You're given the opportunity to enlighten everyone in the world whether or not there really is a god. All you have to do is saw your own arm off. Do you do it?

Dear Lullaby Chainer,

The answer to your question is directly proportional to the certainty I have that everyone will accept this truth. If I'm 100% sure that sawing off my arm would make everyone in the world an atheist, then yes. I would saw off my own arm. I would do it gladly as I see it as a means of saving the lives of individuals killed in religious-motivated attacks... sorta like asking, "If you could stop Iraqi suicide bombers by slicing off your arm, would you?" The answer is yes.

The less sure I am that everyone will stop believing in god, the less likely I am to adopt the nickname "righty".

-Zhavric

Domino · Feb 15, 2008, 11:44 am

Zhavric, you have access to a shiny red button, the pushing of which will deliver a kick in the teeth to every asshole on the planet, potentially including yourself. Do you push it?

Zhavric · Feb 15, 2008, 12:52 pm

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Zhavric, you have access to a shiny red button, the pushing of which will deliver a kick in the teeth to every asshole on the planet, potentially including yourself. Do you push it?

Dear Domino,

Just give me a moment to put on my motorcycle helmet that covers my full face and I'll be tapping that button like a telegraph operator trying to transmit Fight Club.

-Zhavric

J. Askiloupos · Feb 15, 2008, 01:44 pm

Zhavric- you have the power to wipe one single country off the face of the earth with a simple thought.

Who do you choose?

Feb 13, 2008, 12:26 pm	#22 (permalink) (top)
Lullaby Chainer Digital Witchcraft Posts: 3,020	Zhavric, Is the answer to the question "Do you lack win?" the same as the answer to this question? *Powerful.. magical.. e-e-e-eevil..*

Feb 13, 2008, 12:51 pm	#24 (permalink) (top)
rez technê Posts: 2,453	Zharvic, Do you know the phone number for the wahhhhbulance? I think a particular individual needs to be picked up. I'm the thought that never crossed my mind.

Feb 13, 2008, 03:28 pm	#26 (permalink) (top)
Lullaby Chainer Digital Witchcraft Posts: 3,020	Zhavric, What cinema movie film has the most win? *Powerful.. magical.. e-e-e-eevil..*

Feb 14, 2008, 09:10 am	#30 (permalink) (top)
xyzer Liberated thinker Location: New Mexican Alps Posts: 1,977	What ever happened to Randolph Scott? Did the bad guys get him? Or was it the good guys when Randy put on a black hat? And of course whatever happened to Ron Paul? Did the whackos desert their hero? Thus we play the fools with the time, and the spirits of the wise sit in the clouds and mock us.

Feb 15, 2008, 09:23 am	#36 (permalink) (top)
Lullaby Chainer Digital Witchcraft Posts: 3,020	Dear Zhavric, You're given the opportunity to enlighten everyone in the world whether or not there really is a god. All you have to do is saw your own arm off. Do you do it? *Powerful.. magical.. e-e-e-eevil..*

Feb 13, 2008, 12:04 pm	#21 (permalink) (top)
Zhavric SUSPENDED (1 Week) Posts: 3,571	Dear J. Askiloupos, What they say about the Greeks is true. Worse, what they don't say about the Greeks is also true. Much love. -Zhavric

Feb 13, 2008, 03:02 pm	#25 (permalink) (top)
Zhavric SUSPENDED (1 Week) Posts: 3,571	Dear Rez, The dog barks at midnight. -Zhavric

Feb 14, 2008, 10:05 am	#31 (permalink) (top)
Zhavric SUSPENDED (1 Week) Posts: 3,571	Dear Xyzer, Randolph Scott died of heart and lung issues in '89. He was never arrested for the midget smuggling ring he established a decade earlier due to always having a white hat handy. As for Ron Paul? Paul is an excellent of example of how idiotic it is to try to get Republicans and conservatives fired up over a "revolution". They hate that word. Honestly, if the republicans who are alive and in power now were alive and influential a little over 200 years ago, we would have never had an America. You think guys who are as into the establishment & chuch as Huckabee would have picked up a musket against a god-appointed king? -Zhavric

Feb 14, 2008, 10:06 pm	#32 (permalink) (top)
SoylentGreen Hot Lava Posts: 2,285	Do you think its socially acceptable to piss in a sink or fart in bed, and why?

Feb 15, 2008, 02:47 am	#33 (permalink) (top)
SoylentGreen Hot Lava Posts: 2,285	If the end of the world is nigh, will God end up on unemployment?

Feb 15, 2008, 11:44 am	#38 (permalink) (top)
Domino I'm a pushover Posts: 344	Zhavric, you have access to a shiny red button, the pushing of which will deliver a kick in the teeth to every asshole on the planet, potentially including yourself. Do you push it? kill President attack nuclear bomb smuggle Echelon just recorded this message.

Feb 15, 2008, 01:44 pm	#40 (permalink) (top)
J. Askiloupos Home Once More Location: Greece Posts: 191	Zhavric- you have the power to wipe one single country off the face of the earth with a simple thought. Who do you choose? ..."Light up the Darkness" - Bob Marley...