what little things annoy you?

[almost-cut-my-h]

one of mine is..trying to locate your seat on a train.irritating people bumping ito you with big rucksacks etc.
reduced section at supermarket. people dont move.you get one greedy person taking the last 3 packs of reduced chops. all thats left are these bio yoghurts that mess your body up!

[Domino]

I despise those who don't understand that the second lane of traffic is for passing those in the first lane. Get in, get out.

[phoenix_fire]

1. hypocrisy
2. people that drive worse than me
3. Valentine's Day
4. all commercials related to such products. Ex: personal lubricant, diamond jewelry, singing teddy bears, condoms, etc
5. romantic comedies
6. people that think anime is the same as american "cartoons"
7. horrifically bad spelling, pronunciation, and grammar
8. nationalism
9. most of the rich people I've ever met
10. towing jack decorations made to look like male genitalia
11. reverse racism
12. Hillary Clinton
13. Ebonics (see #7)
14. the AARP
15. stereotyping
16. sexism
17. sexist jokes
18. the RIAA
19. Microsoft
20. armchair psychologists
21. condescension
22. superficiality
23. people who don't clean up after themselves in a restroom
24. rap
25. people who spit/fling things out their window when you're driving behind them
26. death tax
27. big, stupid dogs
28. small, loud dogs
29. 90% of commercials
30. cigarettes
31. chewing tobacco
32. yaoi fan pairings/fan fics of heterosexual and/or sibling characters
33. shippers in general
34. shippers that move into shipping their real life acquaintances
35. girl culture
36. tween culture
37. Hannah Montana
38. Bratz
39. bad american CG anime wannabes
40. meddling old women
41. gum inconsiderately placed
42. bullies
43. most comedies
44. politicians
45. the economy
46. soaring gas prices
47. Islamic radicalism
48. the ridiculously illogical reaction of many people in the world to Islamic radicalism (denial)
49. pejoratives
50. cramps
51. people who make my faith look bad by their ignorance and/or self-righteousness
52. the defacing or otherwise ill treatment of books
53. when people use the last of something and put the container back in its place
54. momma's boys
55. pop
56. Richard Dawkins
57. the f* word
58. gory horror movies
59. Jesse Jackson
60. anime flaggers
61. people who confuse "Star Wars" and "Star Trek"
62. William Shatner: especially when he "sings"
63. bond-a-thon
64. Hollywood power couples
65. Scientology
66. Nazis: past and present
67. Catholic/Orthodox/etc. elitism
68. inconsideration
69. people who turn everything into innuendo
70. militant atheists
71. militant monoglots
72. insincerity
73. manipulation
74. social climbers
75. the narrow-minded
76. megalomaniacs--I don't like competition
77. unlettered neophytes with no appreciation for art or culture
78. NASCAR
79. the illogical design of most women's clothing
80. straight-ticket voters
81. physical chemistry
82. my former college pastor
83. his ex-girlfriend
84. his current girlfriend
85. myself for once caring
86. on-steering wheel gear shifts
87. people who say Bill Clinton was the best president ever...or even that he was a good one
88. the so-called "Religious Right"
89. Fred Phelps
90. the Oprah cult
91. 9/11 conspiracy theories
92. the New England Patriots and all the hype this season about the "Perfect Patriots" and "best team ever" and so forth. I am so glad they lost.
93. Jessica Simpson
94. doping in baseball
95. celebrity worship
96. most elements of contemporary american culture
97. sunshine patriots
98. American Idol...except for Simon. I find he takes the words right outta my mouth.
99. Reality television. Thank you very much, writers' strike.
100. users

And I'm just warming up.

[almost-cut-my-h]

Quote by: phoenix_fire 1. hypocrisy 2. people that drive worse than me 3. Valentine's Day 4. all commercials related to such products. Ex: personal lubricant, diamond jewelry, singing teddy bears, condoms, etc 5. romantic comedies 6. people that think anime is the same as american "cartoons" 7. horrifically bad spelling, pronunciation, and grammar 8. nationalism 9. most of the rich people I've ever met 10. towing jack decorations made to look like male genitalia 11. reverse racism 12. Hillary Clinton 13. Ebonics (see #7) 14. the AARP 15. stereotyping 16. sexism 17. sexist jokes 18. the RIAA 19. Microsoft 20. armchair psychologists 21. condescension 22. superficiality 23. people who don't clean up after themselves in a restroom 24. rap 25. people who spit/fling things out their window when you're driving behind them 26. death tax 27. big, stupid dogs 28. small, loud dogs 29. 90% of commercials 30. cigarettes 31. chewing tobacco 32. yaoi fan pairings/fan fics of heterosexual and/or sibling characters 33. shippers in general 34. shippers that move into shipping their real life acquaintances 35. girl culture 36. tween culture 37. Hannah Montana 38. Bratz 39. bad american CG anime wannabes 40. meddling old women 41. gum inconsiderately placed 42. bullies 43. most comedies 44. politicians 45. the economy 46. soaring gas prices 47. Islamic radicalism 48. the ridiculously illogical reaction of many people in the world to Islamic radicalism (denial) 49. pejoratives 50. cramps 51. people who make my faith look bad by their ignorance and/or self-righteousness 52. the defacing or otherwise ill treatment of books 53. when people use the last of something and put the container back in its place 54. momma's boys 55. pop 56. Richard Dawkins 57. the f* word 58. gory horror movies 59. Jesse Jackson 60. anime flaggers 61. people who confuse "Star Wars" and "Star Trek" 62. William Shatner: especially when he "sings" 63. bond-a-thon 64. Hollywood power couples 65. Scientology 66. Nazis: past and present 67. Catholic/Orthodox/etc. elitism 68. inconsideration 69. people who turn everything into innuendo 70. militant atheists 71. militant monoglots 72. insincerity 73. manipulation 74. social climbers 75. the narrow-minded 76. megalomaniacs--I don't like competition 77. unlettered neophytes with no appreciation for art or culture 78. NASCAR 79. the illogical design of most women's clothing 80. straight-ticket voters 81. physical chemistry 82. my former college pastor 83. his ex-girlfriend 84. his current girlfriend 85. myself for once caring 86. on-steering wheel gear shifts 87. people who say Bill Clinton was the best president ever...or even that he was a good one 88. the so-called "Religious Right" 89. Fred Phelps 90. the Oprah cult 91. 9/11 conspiracy theories 92. the New England Patriots and all the hype this season about the "Perfect Patriots" and "best team ever" and so forth. I am so glad they lost. 93. Jessica Simpson 94. doping in baseball 95. celebrity worship 96. most elements of contemporary american culture 97. sunshine patriots 98. American Idol...except for Simon. I find he takes the words right outta my mouth. 99. Reality television. Thank you very much, writers' strike. 100. users And I'm just warming up.

id stop now! lol

[phoenix_fire]

Why? You asked. And people wonder why I so rarely smile.

[shawmutt]

Girls with issues.

[phoenix_fire]

So you prefer airheads? Duly noted.

[shawmutt]

I prefer those not strung out by the little things.

[Muckraker]

Quote by: phoenix_fire Why? You asked. And people wonder why I so rarely smile.

I must admit. I had to look up what a "shipper" is. Guess I'm not as attuned to new lingo as I would like to think :)

Shipping (fandom - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

Suppose I could post something that annoys me since I'm in the thread.

1. New slang that is so loosely connected to its derivative word that no-one who isn't already familiar with the word would ever figure out its meaning based on context or the meaning of the subcomponents of the word itself.

Now I'm going to go gle some new cation. (Gle means to search online. Based off of a truncated Google. Google minus the mess. Cation is the butt of communication. Methods of transferring information minus the communism.)

[Morality Games]

1. Mundane conversations (no fixed standard -- what seems mundane to me one day can be full of meaning the next, due to changing conditions)

2. Pointless activities (throwing a heavy object up in the air so it can land on top of a fan, then turning the fan on so that the object can fall off -- note that I just watched somebody try to do this today).

#1 falls under #2, come to think of it -- I have little patience for things that don't interest me.

[Maryjane]

I

must admit. I had to look up what a "shipper" is. Guess I'm not as attuned to new lingo as I would like to think :) Shipping (fandom - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) Suppose I could post something that annoys me since I'm in the thread. 1. New slang that is so loosely connected to its derivative word that no-one who isn't already familiar with the word would ever figure out its meaning based on context or the meaning of the subcomponents of the word itself.

Don't feel bad...I just googled it myself.

While I'm here..
1.telemarketers (sometimes they can be amusing)
2.Destruction of property/Vandals.
3.Red tape... as in bureaucracy.
4.Rudeness.
5.Incompetence
6.My vehicle making a strange noise and when I take it to the mechanic, they never hear it.
7.People who cheat on their spouses or use their kids as pawns in divorces.
8. Not getting what I paid for.
9. Condescending attitudes.
10. Irresponsibility.

[Jack]

Anything that disturbs my persistent vegetative state, like loud light and bright noises.

[phoenix_fire]

Quote by: shawmutt I prefer those not strung out by the little things.

Don't get me wrong. I just thought it would be funny to have a long list. Especially when some of the numbers used were appropriate. And many of the things on there weren't so little. And most of the little ones were funny. But it just ruins the joke to have to explain it.

101. People who ruin your jokes by making you explain them.

[phoenix_fire]

Quote by: Muckraker I must admit. I had to look up what a "shipper" is. Guess I'm not as attuned to new lingo as I would like to think :) Shipping (fandom - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) Suppose I could post something that annoys me since I'm in the thread. 1. New slang that is so loosely connected to its derivative word that no-one who isn't already familiar with the word would ever figure out its meaning based on context or the meaning of the subcomponents of the word itself. Now I'm going to go gle some new cation. (Gle means to search online. Based off of a truncated Google. Google minus the mess. Cation is the butt of communication. Methods of transferring information minus the communism.)

And here I thought you were in search of positively charged metallic substances.

[Muckraker]

Quote by: phoenix_fire And here I thought you were in search of positively charged metallic substances.

2. When words I invent to make a point are already words.

It's a ... heteronym. Yeah. That's it. Mine is pronounced "Cagey-On."

Booyah.

[shawmutt]

Quote by: Muckraker I must admit. I had to look up what a "shipper" is. Guess I'm not as attuned to new lingo as I would like to think :)

I thought it had something to do ebay sellers getting into human trafficking.

Quote by: phoenix_fire Don't get me wrong. I just thought it would be funny to have a long list. Especially when some of the numbers used were appropriate. And many of the things on there weren't so little. And most of the little ones were funny. But it just ruins the joke to have to explain it. 101. People who ruin your jokes by making you explain them.

You do understand that my response was entirely tongue-in-cheek, don't you? I was merely joking!

And, by the way, there's no such thing as "reverse racism". The word "racism" is all that's needed.

[phoenix_fire]

I agree. But sometimes you have to use that kind of lingo so that people will understand what you're talking about. There's a whole thread where some poor people are in denial over the fact that black people can be racist.

[SoylentGreen]

I have two little things that(occasionally) annoy me. The third one is leaving home for university.

[Tycoon]

I'll take after phoenix_fire by making a long list. She isn't gonna be happy with me though.

1. Anime
2. People who like anime
3. Bad drivers
4. People who walk very, very slowly
5. Sloppy writing
6. Typing mistakes
7. People who lisp
8. People who eat loudly
9. People who talk loudly
10. Narcissistic people
11. Gum
12. Gum chewers
13. People obsessed with music
14. Jocks
15. Football players
16. People obsessed with watching sports
17. Commercials
18. Celebrities
19. "News shows" like NBC that never give real news
20. Scientists who say everything causes cancer
21. Science documentaries
22. Math textbooks
23. People who always have to touch you
24. Substitute teachers
25. School policies
26. Parents
27. Taco Bell workers who mess up my order
28. Slow waiters
29. Ignorant people
30. Smokers
31. Stupid people
32. People who don't pay attention
33. My friend who turns everything I say into a movie quote
34. People who don't have televisions and are proud of it
35. Apple computers
36. IPods
37. People who always need their iPod
38. "Cool" people
39. People who drink weird herbal teas
40. People who drink mineral water
41. People who don't drink soda
42. People who cheat in video games
43. Sloppy people
44. Sloppy things
45. Cats
46. History documentaries
47. Gay people who act like the stereotype
48. People that use the stereotype
49. People that state the obvious
50. Anybody that likes Futurama

[phoenix_fire]

I told you we wouldn't get along, Tyke. 1, 2, 13, 39, 40, 45 & 50.