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SoylentGreen · Feb 2, 2008, 02:02 am

The question is:
How long should you be in a relationship before it becomes acceptable for you or your partner to fart in bed?

**Jack** · Feb 2, 2008, 02:10 am

If you're both in the same bed, I'd say it's far enough along.

Tycoon · Feb 2, 2008, 02:25 am

That is the strangest question I have ever seen.

Winter wind · Feb 2, 2008, 03:24 am

17 days 8 hours 49 minutes and 2 seconds.

(It depends...)

Chaossaber314 · Feb 2, 2008, 04:05 am

Until it's bad enough that you can't blame the noise on something else ("Oh it was the bed", "the floorboard creaking", "I just cracked my toes", etc) or the smell on something else ("Bad dog!", "I think it's coming from the vent", "I don't smell anything").

SoylentGreen · Feb 2, 2008, 04:37 am

I never realised how romantic James Joyce was.

Quote:

“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I f**ked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to f**k a farting woman when every f**k drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.”

James Joyce,

in a private letter addressed to
"my sweet little whorish Nora"

Dunfunkin' · Feb 2, 2008, 06:11 am

Quote:

Quote by: SoylentGreen

The question is:
How long should you be in a relationship before it becomes acceptable for you or your partner to fart in bed?

How about never. Is never good for you?

Sandy · Feb 2, 2008, 09:42 am

I have always slept with a large dog and got used to the freedom of letting go when necessary.

Tycoon · Feb 2, 2008, 05:29 pm

How long do you have to wait?

Until they're asleep, so you can push their head under the covers.
It works much better.

Feb 2, 2008, 02:02 am	#1 (permalink) (top)
SoylentGreen Volcanic Erupter Posts: 3,396	A question of etiquette The question is: How long should you be in a relationship before it becomes acceptable for you or your partner to fart in bed?

Feb 2, 2008, 02:10 am	#2 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 14,180	If you're both in the same bed, I'd say it's far enough along. The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Feb 2, 2008, 03:24 am	#4 (permalink) (top)
Winter wind Never mad Location: Hong Kong, China Posts: 1,877	17 days 8 hours 49 minutes and 2 seconds. (It depends...) Don't forget this is all in good fun! "I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details." Albert Einstein "The devil is in the details" -?

Feb 2, 2008, 04:05 am	#5 (permalink) (top)
Chaossaber314 The Cake is a lie... Location: St. Louis Posts: 2,388	Until it's bad enough that you can't blame the noise on something else ("Oh it was the bed", "the floorboard creaking", "I just cracked my toes", etc) or the smell on something else ("Bad dog!", "I think it's coming from the vent", "I don't smell anything"). What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

Feb 2, 2008, 02:25 am	#3 (permalink) (top)
Tycoon Queer Location: California Posts: 2,605	That is the strangest question I have ever seen.

Feb 2, 2008, 09:42 am	#8 (permalink) (top)
Sandy Igneous Magma Posts: 267	I have always slept with a large dog and got used to the freedom of letting go when necessary.

Feb 2, 2008, 05:29 pm	#9 (permalink) (top)
Tycoon Queer Location: California Posts: 2,605	How long do you have to wait? Until they're asleep, so you can push their head under the covers. It works much better.