Tell me a Mermaid Story

[gela]

and tree climbing, meat eating kangaroos in extreme Northern Australia,

!!?!

are you sure they arn't quolls? Never heard that one before..

well.. think about it this way. dolphins evolved from large land mammals..
Maybe a breed of monkey took to eating fish and slowly evolved into some hybrid swimming monkey type thing.
Who knows..?

[Ken Carman]

Quote by: freedom13 I like your little mermaid tale, but here some more entertainment..... mermaid.malaysia - Mermaid found in Teluk Bahang, Malaysia

Real? Seems suspicious, but from a simple posting one can't tell. Yet all I could think was...

That's going to take a lot but (YUM!) tarter sauce..

[Ken Carman]

Quote by: freedom13 Here's another wild crazy story on mermaid. The Mermaid of Chennai Hoax

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... extra crispy.

[Ken Carman]

Quote by: Century 25 Yo ho, Here's a tale... That's fair and dear to the hearts of those that sail 'Bout a lighthouse keeper and his bare faced wife Who joined together for a different life Yo ho, The winds and water tell the tale My father was the keeper of the Eddystone light He married a mermaid one fine night From this union there came three A porpoise and a porgy and the other one me! Yo ho ho, the wind blows free, Oh, for the life on the rolling sea! Late one night, I was a-trimming of the glim While singing a verse from the evening hymn A voice on the starboard shouted 'Ahoy!' And there was my mother, a-sitting on a buoy. Yo ho ho, the wind blows free, Oh, for the life on the rolling sea! 'Tell me what has become of my children three?' My mother she did asked of me. One was exhibited as a talking fish The other was served on a chafing dish. Yo ho ho, the wind blows free, Oh, for the life on the rolling sea! Then the phosphorous flashed in her seaweed hair. I looked again, and me mother wasn't there A voice came echoing out from the night 'To Hell with the keeper of the Eddystone Light!' Yo ho ho, the wind blows free, Oh, for the life on the rolling sea! Yo ho, Yo ho Yo ho, Yo ho, Yo ho...

Tis a sea chanty that twould make a mermaid proud.

Hey, if the teller of this tale had once been blessed, couldn't the last two be in the musical, "Porgy and Blessed?"

This is fun... but guess I'd better get back On T now. Sorry mods.

[freedom13]

Rare fish has human teeth
Rare fish has human teeth

[freedom13]

More fun fish story:
YouTube - Human face fish

Monday March 17, 2003 Fish With A Human Face? - BreakTheChain.org HARTSVILLE, S.C. -- An 8-year-old boy fishing with his grandfather for > > the first time in a South Carolina lake made the catch of the century -- a fish with a human face! Puzzled marine biologists say the mysterious creature, which sports a distinctly man-like nose and jagged, eerily human teeth, is like nothing they've ever seen before. "We have not yet ascertained whether this fish belongs to a previously unidentified species that has lived in the waters of North America for centuries, is the by-product of genetic tinkering or is a random mutation caused by something in the environment," says Dr. Gregory Hickens, the famed marine biologist who specializes in unusual wildlife. "We do know that this is one of the most spe

[freedom13]

Mermaid girl takes her first unaided steps

'Mermaid' girl takes her first unaided steps | the Daily Mail Like many toddlers around the world, two-year-old Milagros Cerron is taking her first tentative steps. However, her parents have more reason than most to be proud of their little daughter. Milagros, whose name means "miracles" in Spanish, was born with a rare congenital defect known as sirenomelia, or "mermaid syndrome," which left her legs connected from the heels to her groin.

[Technosoul]

Date a Mermaid of your choice.
check out our photos.

Manatee Photo Gallery

The natives noticed that the Manatee suckles it's young with breasts much like human people do, this creature with human girlish tits gave rise to some native stories of men being abducted by those female sea cows when they went into the water, because the Manatee was a girl and wanted to mate with the poor native boy, who then vanished into the water and was never seen again.

So if you want to date one of these girls be prepared for a lasting relationship and not just a "one swim stand". Ha.

Sort of a spin off of some farmers with their sheep or cows. Only in this case with a sea mammal. As the sailor might say "any port in a storm". ( a little rum might help however because a Manatee is not all that cute looking, not that a Pirate is all that picky). As so documented in Greek Mythology concerning the she-goat Goddess.
Amalthea (mythology - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

[Reflechir]

Yup
Horney sailors and way too much rum.........

[Technosoul]

Quote by: Reflechir Yup Horney sailors and way too much rum.........

Or too much Coast to Coast with Art Bell and stand-in.

COAST TO COAST AM WITH GEORGE NOORY

[Anmon]

possibly mermaids mermen etc are memory's passed down as myths from an older pre history civilisation, that experimented with genetics on a much more advanced level than us.

[Barnicals]

Show me a mermaid and I'll beleive in them. That said, the surface of the moon is more explored than the ocean floor.