When you have to go you have to go!

[GHook93]

Man defecates in the middle of McDonalds November 2, 2007 Sun-Times Staff Reports Patrons of a North Loop McDonald’s were left grimacing Thursday morning after a man, who appeared to be homeless, defecated in the middle of the restaurant. Around 5 a.m., the disheveled man walked in to the 24-hour McDonald’s at 10 E. Chicago — near the Water Tower and Holy Name Cathedral — and tried to enter the restroom. It was out of order, so the man walked toward the soda fountain machine and defecated on the floor, said witness Mike Sims, who was eating a sausage McMuffin at the time. “He just said ‘I have to go to the bathroom’ and that is when he did it in front of the entire crew,” said Sims, a 57-year-old culinary student. “What got me was, being a student chef, is that he took a napkin and cleaned it up and placed it on the counter where anyone can put your food and get your condiments.”

Man defecates in the middle of McDonalds :: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: Metro & Tri-State

[SoylentGreen]

well at least he had the good manners to use a napkin

[triad]

..."so the man walked toward the soda fountain machine and defecated on the floor"...


ROFL.


Anyways, this is not a laughing matter - for one, did he do it on purpose to piss everyone off for having the bathroom closed, or did he really just have to go?

I mean, sometimes when I am working in a customer's house, I feel like I am literally going to pee my pants because I have to go sooooo bad, but never have I just gone, "Alright, this has to be done - right now." and let go.


If he didn't do it on purpose, poor man. He was probably uber embarrassed and gets enough humiliation as it is.


By the way, I think homeless people peeing on walls is the absolute most disgraceful thing they could do. They are peeing on the foundations of the businesses that make the city work. Just because they don't have a home - which in most cases tends to be their own fault (where I live anyways - anyone can get a decent paying job. Anyone.) doesn't mean they have to piss on the society that they can't make it in.

Don't piss on the walls.

[SoylentGreen]

triad Don't piss on the walls.

Now thats where I have to disagree.
In a world that is slowly being taken over by women, it's nice to know there are still some things a man can do that a woman can't.
Besides how else are you going to teach boys to spell their name correctly.

[Praxius]

Oh I got some nice stories from what happens in the gerocery stores I used to work in.

Man shook a turd out his pant leg while at the checkout and some lady who was jogging and picked up something to drink stepped in it.

A drunk guy went into the public bathroom, had a crap, then the walls had a crap, as he wiped his crap all over them.

It was a good thing I didn't work the day of the bathroom though.

[Praxius]

Quote by: SoylentGreen Now thats where I have to disagree. In a world that is slowly being taken over by women, it's nice to know there are still some things a man can do that a woman can't. Besides how else are you going to teach boys to spell their name correctly.

What? You never seen a girl aim her pee?

[Nono]

... so the man walked toward the soda fountain machine and defecated on the floor, said witness Mike Sims, who was eating a sausage McMuffin at the time.

Hmmm... A vital piece of, uh, data there.

McDonald's is symbolic of American capitalism. Homelessness is symbolic of the giant downside of American capitalism.

This story is a sort of parable.

[another day]

mentally ill obviously. I can see doing this if they refused to let him use the bathroom, but because it was out of order? why wouldnt he just go outside in the parking lot at the very least.