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HelioPrime · Oct 17, 2007, 01:00 am

Oh no those poor graveyard workers....

Talk about crap in the news.

Gosh, we have less violence in Iraq so far this month, whatever shall we do to support the workers in the graveyards? Humanitarian aid?

**Jack** · Oct 17, 2007, 01:15 am

When death's as common as it has been it that region for decades, it's bound to become big business. Look at the hundreds of pooper scoopers who got put of of business in the U.S. once the horseless carriage became commonplace. Less death is a good thing, and no one is seriously going to suggest we return to more killing simply to avoid having to retrain these people for other jobs.

Technosoul · Oct 17, 2007, 04:44 pm

We had a simular problem in the North Western USA when loggers could no logger kill trees by chopping them up for wood, and someone suggested a governmental program to retrain them for different kinds of jobs, like how to become a security guard in some parking lot.

So the Iragi government could use some of the millions coming from oil sales to re-school the graveyard diggers, they can learn how to dig more oil wells.

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HelioPrime Hucking Fuskies Location: Conn Posts: 2,645	Talk about crappy news Oh no those poor graveyard workers.... Talk about crap in the news. Gosh, we have less violence in Iraq so far this month, whatever shall we do to support the workers in the graveyards? Humanitarian aid? What do you say to an atheist who sneezes? Yourdeadthatsit! - Dane Cook

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Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 14,175	When death's as common as it has been it that region for decades, it's bound to become big business. Look at the hundreds of pooper scoopers who got put of of business in the U.S. once the horseless carriage became commonplace. Less death is a good thing, and no one is seriously going to suggest we return to more killing simply to avoid having to retrain these people for other jobs. The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

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Technosoul Volcanic Erupter Posts: 8,936	We had a simular problem in the North Western USA when loggers could no logger kill trees by chopping them up for wood, and someone suggested a governmental program to retrain them for different kinds of jobs, like how to become a security guard in some parking lot. So the Iragi government could use some of the millions coming from oil sales to re-school the graveyard diggers, they can learn how to dig more oil wells.