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Technosoul · Oct 5, 2007, 08:41 pm

We the Corperations of the united market places, hold these advertisements and deceptions to be self evident, that all shoppers should become equally dependant upon us for all their worldly needs.

For all corperations were created by the God of big bucks with certain unalienable rights to seek liberty from the Government of the United states in order that we might pursue more profits, and our rights of liberty from governmental regulations, taxes, permits, and union contracts.

For when we have suffered so many abuses from a given government, we have the right, and the duty, to buy them out with our lobby groups and to change that government to better serve us, the corperations of these United States.

And to create a governmental corperation to guard our rights and the rights of people to shop till they drop.

The members of our Congress of Capitalism have so declared this as undersigned.

Walmart.
Sears.
McDonalds.
Toco Bell.
Macys.
Robinsons Department Stores.
May Co.
Nike Shoe stores.
Ralphs Markets.
The Gap.
Disney Stores.
Burger King.
Dennys Resturants.
Target stores.
Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Auto Zone stores.
Goodyear tire company.
Ford motors.
Johnson and Johnson.
Sav-on drug stores.
Bush Beans.
Boarder Books.
Honk Kong.
Smith and Westen.
Dooley's Hardware.
Blockbuster DVD stores.
99 cents only chain stores.
Chevron Gas stations.
J C Penny.
Norstrom.
Mervyns.
Home Depot.
Payless Shoes.
K Mart.
7-11 markets.
Comp USA
Walgreens Pharmacy.
Gateway computer stores.

more can sign on later.

This is a joke and does not reflect the views of any of the names mentioned.

Oct 5, 2007, 08:41 pm	#1 (permalink) (top)
Technosoul Volcanic Erupter Posts: 8,663	Unanimous Declaration of your Dependance. We the Corperations of the united market places, hold these advertisements and deceptions to be self evident, that all shoppers should become equally dependant upon us for all their worldly needs. For all corperations were created by the God of big bucks with certain unalienable rights to seek liberty from the Government of the United states in order that we might pursue more profits, and our rights of liberty from governmental regulations, taxes, permits, and union contracts. For when we have suffered so many abuses from a given government, we have the right, and the duty, to buy them out with our lobby groups and to change that government to better serve us, the corperations of these United States. And to create a governmental corperation to guard our rights and the rights of people to shop till they drop. The members of our Congress of Capitalism have so declared this as undersigned. Walmart. Sears. McDonalds. Toco Bell. Macys. Robinsons Department Stores. May Co. Nike Shoe stores. Ralphs Markets. The Gap. Disney Stores. Burger King. Dennys Resturants. Target stores. Kentucky Fried Chicken. Auto Zone stores. Goodyear tire company. Ford motors. Johnson and Johnson. Sav-on drug stores. Bush Beans. Boarder Books. Honk Kong. Smith and Westen. Dooley's Hardware. Blockbuster DVD stores. 99 cents only chain stores. Chevron Gas stations. J C Penny. Norstrom. Mervyns. Home Depot. Payless Shoes. K Mart. 7-11 markets. Comp USA Walgreens Pharmacy. Gateway computer stores. more can sign on later. This is a joke and does not reflect the views of any of the names mentioned.