Iceberg attacks penguins without USNC approval

[Comrade]

Reuters reports that an "Iceberg blockade threatens Penguin Colony". It certain makes you wonder: did the icebergs ask for UNSC approval before their attack? And are the penguins asking themselves why the icebergs hate them? Update: Bill writes: I found your Penguin post to be hateful and insensitive to Ornithological-Americans. Long the victims of oppression by an all-white environment, they huddle together for warmth without even the most basic healthcare or sanitation services. Name a single penguin in the current racist Bush administration! YOU CAN'T DO IT! Until People of Feather are afforded the same rights as other Americans, the rage on the Penguin street will continue to grow. Penguinism is a Religion of Peace --- it is the small minority of Puffin birds that distort its message, although I think if you examine the root causes of Penguin rage, you will see that the brutal cold imposed by the United States is responsible for so much of the violence and unrest in the region. I have watched with shame and disgust the growing American speciesism --- especially at the airport. EVERY TIME a Penguin has tried to board an airliner in this country, it is INVARIABLY stopped and led away in humiliation. Disgraceful!! This is not the America I grew up in. And what of the millions and millions of unassimilated Penguins that inhabit the catacombs underneath Paris? Who speaks for them? Not to mention the ones who died fighting against Microsoft in the clone wars! Hey! I know how we can help the penguins! If we just burn lots and lots of coal, global warming will melt all the icebergs!

[giuliano]

when will you admit that the icebergs are just after antarctic oil?

[bishop]

heh.

[5010]

Hold on there. Not all of those Penguins are innocent. I recently saw a video on the internet where some of them wearing masks hacked off the tip of one of the ice bergs, while screaming "Allah Arctikbar!"

[giuliano]

"god is cool"?

[PatrickHenry]

butterface

[Pooeypants]

Not waste of forum space please.

[LogicaLunatic]

Originally posted by 5010, Hold on there. Not all of those Penguins are innocent. I recently saw a video on the internet where some of them wearing masks hacked off the tip of one of the ice bergs, while screaming "Allah Arctikbar!"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Comrade]

This one's a bit older

Astronomers announced today that an asteroid, named 2002 NY40, will pass by the Earth this weekend, without stopping in for a visit. Protests have been organized in Seattle, Berkeley and the major cities of Europe to show solidarity for Asteroid rights. "It's clear that it isn't stopping because it doesn't feel welcome here," said a spokesperson for one of the groups involved. "That's because the world isn't working together. It's all America's fault for refusing to cooperate with international agreements." "We agree," said another. "If the US had ratified Kyoto, then NY40 wouldn't have shunned us. We call for punitive tariffs on all American products to force them to become a good citizen of the world and to cooperate with other nations. Asteroids demand multilateralism!" Update: Brian Tiemann writes: Oh, surely you know what would have happened if it had hit us. "It's America's fault for extending its hegemony into outer space, with its deep-space probes and the invasion by its Mars landers. This was a purely defensive strike, in anticipation of a full-scale American economic assault-- to prevent the Golden Arches from defacing the lunar surface!"