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Jern_Sandyer · Jun 23, 2007, 07:27 pm

Just an interesting fact: Many native mexican foods were adapted to use ham instead of humans because of the missionaries. Ham is similar enough in its taste and texture that is was suplimented or the changing cultural ideals.

SoylentGreen · Jun 23, 2007, 09:44 pm

So maybe Bacon Guy should change his name to Almost Human Guy

Jubloz · Jun 23, 2007, 11:51 pm

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Now that begs thr question.
What is the right occasion, birthday , wedding, thanksgiving

I think if there were enough beer or, better yet, if I had some pretty bad munchies...

AND when April 1st came along? Just imagine all the fun I could have with human flesh!

SoylentGreen · Jun 24, 2007, 01:37 am

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I think if there were enough beer

Beer indeed ! And no doubt you would smother everything in tomato sauce as well, Obviously a good red wine is called for , I would suggest pehaps a Lungarotti,Torgiano (Umbria, Italy) Rosso di Torgiano"Rubesco"2001.

But if you nust insist on beer perhaps you would care for this one I found

Meat Beer
A beer with the flavor of a good steak or hamburger.
You may have eaten at a Steak and Ale. Well, why not have both at the same time? With Meat Beer, you can. Liquify the steak, mix it with the beer, and you'll have dinner in a glass, a beer with the chunky residue of a steak floating to the surface. The varieties will include: Bacon Cheesburger Lager and Hamburger Helper Ale.

Aswell you might want to take a look at this link. You might find it usefull for your next barbque
Butchering the Human Carcass

This is a step-by-step guide on how to break down the human body from the full figure into serviceable choice cuts of meat. And also provides quite a nice marinade

Humble Servant · Jun 24, 2007, 03:54 am

Meats meat.

Arawn-ap-Hywel · Jun 24, 2007, 01:17 pm

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Do you suffer from Vorarephilia? Vorarephilia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Mia it might appear so

Thanks for finding the term for this strange view of pleasure.

One this one would not enjoy :)

Better only to eat the long pig for sustinance

Kuldeep · Jun 25, 2007, 02:23 am

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I'd want to try it.

I mean.. I wouldn't make a giant full steak meal out of it. But I would eat enough to really get the taste and experience.

Once, you get taste and experience, you would not like to take anything else as you would find it tastiest of all you had before. Second time, I am sure you would make a giant full steak meal out of it.

It is said, human meat is very tasty. This is observed from Lions or Tigers, who once taste human meat, becomes mad after that type of meat only. Such animal is termed Maneaters for that reason !!!

texasdave · Jun 25, 2007, 09:24 am

What kind of restaurants would there be? And would you go to the supermarket and like see an arm laying in there or what? And some hairy guy's butt as "rump roast"? That's just nasty.

tinybear · Jun 25, 2007, 11:32 am

Yeah, it's because most people find it nasty and wouldn't want to see what you just described in their local supermarket (or anywhere else for that matter) that cannibalism is outlawed. If you want to legalize it, wait until attitudes change.

Jubloz · Jun 25, 2007, 12:37 pm

Hmm, something about 'meat beer' just doesn't appeal...

SoylentGreen · Jun 25, 2007, 02:27 pm

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What kind of restaurants would there be?

I imagine vegetariians feel the same way about the meat section in the supermarket.

Kuldeep · Jun 26, 2007, 02:59 am

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I imagine vegetariians feel the same way about the meat section in the supermarket.

Very true ! I am vegetarian and feel same thing how people have become so irrational and curel that they cut alive chicken, sheep, pig, cow and the like. for their food when they could nicely have their healthy life on vegetables only.

But then, my out look again a bit different. If we would start taking animals dieing of natural death or for that matter even humans also dieing of natural death. This way, on one hand we could aviod so called murder of animals while; on the other could utlise huge amount neutients currently getting wasted from dead humans. Long term effect of Cannibalism on human health is to be esertain by medical group before legalising it.

This would amount to killing two birds with one stone !!!!!

tinybear · Jun 26, 2007, 11:46 am

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I imagine vegetariians feel the same way about the meat section in the supermarket.

Too bad. Vegetarians are in the minority. :)

SoylentGreen · Jun 26, 2007, 02:17 pm

Its kind of weird that vegetarians are in favour of legalising cannabilism, It makes me wonder how far the vegans are prepared to go

Kuldeep · Jun 27, 2007, 04:13 am

Not simply but with lot of conditions put there !!!

Arawn-ap-Hywel · Jun 28, 2007, 03:35 am

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Very true ! I am vegetarian and feel same thing how people have become so irrational and curel that they cut alive chicken, sheep, pig, cow and the like. for their food when they could nicely have their healthy life on vegetables only.

But then, my out look again a bit different. If we would start taking animals dieing of natural death or for that matter even humans also dieing of natural death. This way, on one hand we could aviod so called murder of animals while; on the other could utlise huge amount neutients currently getting wasted from dead humans. Long term effect of Cannibalism on human health is to be esertain by medical group before legalising it.

This would amount to killing two birds with one stone !!!!!

Fully agree with Kuldeep, we cannot waste protein resources simply because there source was once a human being.
The medical condition and death certificate would have to be thorough so no disease could be transfered. With thorough auditable trail and especially licensed outlets, restraunts and supermarkets etc.

With the correct safe guards, how could anyone really object to gaining protein and also utilising a resource of the world that is no longer needed?

Kuldeep · Jun 28, 2007, 03:52 am

Thanks for seconding the idea !

In fact, this idea was developed long back during a discussion between my son and father. My father had introduced vegetarianism into our family since his childhood. My son asked his grandfather, When the animal is already dead and our eating is not causing any pain to him. Then why we should not eat meat??" But, my Father remaining firm on his preaching said that the hidden aim behind the killing was purposeful eating only. So eating of meat is not good, my father concluded. I being the refree between my son and my father said, "O.K then we should eat only naturally dieing animals." Now, I extended that to dead humans also.

Modifications in the execution of the idea are welcome !!

Jun 23, 2007, 07:27 pm	#81 (permalink) (top)
Jern_Sandyer Devil's Advocate Location: Alberta Posts: 136	Just an interesting fact: Many native mexican foods were adapted to use ham instead of humans because of the missionaries. Ham is similar enough in its taste and texture that is was suplimented or the changing cultural ideals. Jern_Sandyer is the local Devil's Advocate Number 1 I doubt my sanity; yet again I doubt yours as well

Jun 25, 2007, 12:37 pm	#90 (permalink) (top)
Jubloz Zolbuj Location: California Posts: 1,267	Hmm, something about 'meat beer' just doesn't appeal... "Iron rusts from disuse; water loses its purity from stagnation... even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. " - Da Vinci

Jun 23, 2007, 09:44 pm	#82 (permalink) (top)
SoylentGreen Volcanic Erupter Posts: 3,390	So maybe Bacon Guy should change his name to Almost Human Guy

Jun 24, 2007, 03:54 am	#85 (permalink) (top)
Humble Servant Dazed and Bruised Posts: 80	Meats meat.

Jun 25, 2007, 09:24 am	#88 (permalink) (top)
texasdave BANNED Location: Texas Posts: 731	What kind of restaurants would there be? And would you go to the supermarket and like see an arm laying in there or what? And some hairy guy's butt as "rump roast"? That's just nasty.

Jun 25, 2007, 11:32 am	#89 (permalink) (top)
tinybear Volcanic Erupter Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 7,327	Yeah, it's because most people find it nasty and wouldn't want to see what you just described in their local supermarket (or anywhere else for that matter) that cannibalism is outlawed. If you want to legalize it, wait until attitudes change.

Jun 26, 2007, 02:17 pm	#94 (permalink) (top)
SoylentGreen Volcanic Erupter Posts: 3,390	Its kind of weird that vegetarians are in favour of legalising cannabilism, It makes me wonder how far the vegans are prepared to go

Jun 27, 2007, 04:13 am	#95 (permalink) (top)
Kuldeep Kuldeep Location: Bhopa, M.P, India Posts: 1,713	Not simply but with lot of conditions put there !!!

Jun 28, 2007, 03:52 am	#97 (permalink) (top)
Kuldeep Kuldeep Location: Bhopa, M.P, India Posts: 1,713	Thanks for seconding the idea ! In fact, this idea was developed long back during a discussion between my son and father. My father had introduced vegetarianism into our family since his childhood. My son asked his grandfather, When the animal is already dead and our eating is not causing any pain to him. Then why we should not eat meat??" But, my Father remaining firm on his preaching said that the hidden aim behind the killing was purposeful eating only. So eating of meat is not good, my father concluded. I being the refree between my son and my father said, "O.K then we should eat only naturally dieing animals." Now, I extended that to dead humans also. Modifications in the execution of the idea are welcome !!