59 Things A Man Should Never Do Past 30

[CoffeeSaint]

Quote by: Scribbler1 So who does that BEFORE they're 30?

Honestly, I have high school students that talk about how bad the middle school students are compared to themselves. It's just as ridiculous as it sounds. And my neighbor mows obsessively, and he can't be more than 27-28.

[CoffeeSaint]

Quote by: Isherwood Is that really necessary at any age? And what about the ladies? You find that attractive?

Never necessary and never attractive. But unless you're going to echo the belch, I don't think any response is called for, not between guys -- I just mean you shouldn't criticize another guy for belching.

[Scribbler1]

Quote by: CoffeeSaint Honestly, I have high school students that talk about how bad the middle school students are compared to themselves. It's just as ridiculous as it sounds. And my neighbor mows obsessively, and he can't be more than 27-28.

Man, I can hear THOSE conversations. "You know, dude, back in MY day, two years ago, we didn't have it easy like these ninth graders do NOW. Spoiled punks. And hey...HEY, YOU, FRESHMAN. Get the hell offa my lawn!"

[fushigi]

27) Use hair products costing more than $3.99 a liter
28) Use Viagra(TM)
29) Respond to the question, "How are you?" with a list of persistent but non-life threatening medical conditions one is affected by
30) Eat prunes