59 Things A Man Should Never Do Past 30

[Compugasm]

11) Use the word "Dude" as a noun, pronoun, adverb, and an adjective, all in one sentance.

[fushigi]

Wait that sounds like over 30 again.

We're doing under 30 as a counter-attack.

[Compugasm]

Oh right, I forgot.. alzheimer's and all.

[ZNFYRH]

<O.T.>
Isherwood,

Done. Though #2 was a concert, not really a new album.
</O.T.>

So now we're going the list of things a Man Under 30 Should Never Do?

[Chaossaber314]

Quote by: fushigi But would you hit that? Why not stick to the young tail when you're young? You'll have a lifetime to get freaky with tummy-tucked, husky-voiced women when you're old.

Or better yet, get both.

[fushigi]

Quote by: Chaossaber314 Or better yet, get both.

Yeah, in 2004 I spent a year teaching English in a sleepy rural town in Japan. My predecessor had been fired for getting a 15-year old student pregnant... AND her mom.

Yes, really.

[fushigi]

Quote by: ZNFYRH So now we're going the list of things a Man Under 30 Should Never Do?

Yeah. We're on 11.

11) Compete with televised cooking channels alone in his home
12) Use the expression, "Oy, vey."
13) Complain about the slow rate of return on his 401k account
14) Start a sentence with, "If I were 10 years younger..."
15) Wear pants featuring a waistline that is at or above the navel
16) Preach

[tinybear]

Quote by: fushigi Yeah, in 2004 I spent a year teaching English in a sleepy rural town in Japan. My predecessor had been fired for getting a 15-year old student pregnant... AND her mom. Yes, really.

Only fired? In Hong Kong, he'd be behind bars by now.

[fushigi]

Quote by: tinybear Only fired? In Hong Kong, he'd be behind bars by now.

Well putting him in jail would mean admitting the acts had happened, which would have made the school lose face.

[Compugasm]

Quote by: fushigi 11) Compete with televised cooking channels alone in his home

Jesus, you'd have to be some kind of Pee Wee Herman shut-in to do something like that.

[fushigi]

Quote by: Compugasm Jesus, you'd have to be some kind of Pee Wee Herman shut-in to do something like that.

A Pee-Wee Herman shut-in with a neural amplifier of marpeso worms.

[ZNFYRH]

Amy Lee touched me.

She's adorable!

I'll post the pic as soon as I can get it off the camera.

Add this to whichever list is appropriate:

#X) Should not swoon over cute celebrities when meeting them in person.

[Kamehameha34]

Did you go to the concert in Reading, PA?

[ZNFYRH]

Glens Falls.

Finger Eleven, Chevelle, and Evanescence.

[Kamehameha34]

What set did Ev do?

[ZNFYRH]

What do you mean, what set? They played their music.

I'm so congested right now, I can barely remember the drive home, let alone what songs they played.

Though since my wife was sick, my date was a friend of hers... a geologist who is also Christian. Had a great discussion on the drive home.

[Compugasm]

Quote by: fushigi A Pee-Wee Herman shut-in with a neural amplifier of marpeso worms.

Ouch, skewerd by my own hand... damn.

[CoffeeSaint]

17) Wear tweed
18) Talk about how much worse kids are today than when he was a kid
19) Shake a finger admonishingly
20) Correct a friend's grammar or spelling
21) Respond to a friend's belch with anything other than another, louder belch
22) (Counts backwards on fingers so as not to be a hypocrite) Get married
23) Talk to a career counselor (I mean the professionals, not the guidance counselors at school)
24) Tell someone to get off his lawn
25) Mow voluntarily before the grass is knee-high
26) Worry about property values

[Scribbler1]

Quote by: CoffeeSaint 18) Talk about how much worse kids are today than when he was a kid 25) Mow voluntarily before the grass is knee-high 26) Worry about property values

So who does that BEFORE they're 30?

[Jack]

Respond to a friend's belch with anything other than another, louder belch

Is that really necessary at any age? And what about the ladies? You find that attractive?