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Chaossaber314 · Mar 30, 2007, 02:34 am

66. Actively post on an internet message board.

*DUCKS*

Oh common, someone had to say it!

fushigi · Mar 30, 2007, 02:39 am

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66. Actively post on an internet message board.

*DUCKS*

Oh common, someone had to say it!

:eek:

GET HIM.

Compugasm · Apr 3, 2007, 10:13 pm

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Use a wallet that is fastened with Velcro.

Guilty, although I rarely carry actual money. The wallet It's basically a place to hold the bank card. So, I don't think this one is a big deal.

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52. Put less than ten dollars' worth of gas in the tank.

I've got a legit reason for topping off at $9.80 last time. I rarely drive further than a mile each day. So, that will probably last me two months.

fushigi · Apr 3, 2007, 10:19 pm

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Guilty, although I rarely carry actual money. The wallet It's basically a place to hold the bank card. So, I don't think this one is a big deal.

I've got a legit reason for topping off at $9.80 last time. I rarely drive further than a mile each day. So, that will probably last me two months.

Heh, "shut-in" doesn't even begin to cover it, 'gasm.

fushigi · Apr 3, 2007, 10:22 pm

I've been thinking, what we need to do is build a list of 59 Things a Man Should Never Do Before 30.

1) Join a bowling league
2) Use nonfat cooking sprays
3) Close the lid
4) Find himself attracted to MILFs
5) Reserve a funeral plot
6) Vote Republican

Compugasm · Apr 3, 2007, 10:23 pm

Ha, I know you're secretly envious fushigi.

fushigi · Apr 3, 2007, 10:34 pm

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Ha, I know you're secretly envious fushigi.

Hush up and help me finish the list.

Compugasm · Apr 3, 2007, 10:40 pm

7) Wonder to himself.. 'What ever happened to...' and realize whatever IT was, happend 15 years ago.

fushigi · Apr 3, 2007, 10:51 pm

8) Wear shoes and socks while walking on the beach (especially black socks)

**Jack** · Apr 3, 2007, 11:05 pm

9) Start any sentence with, "When I was a kid..."

ZNFYRH · Apr 4, 2007, 02:20 pm

I Got Backstage Passes To Evanescence!!!

I Get To Meet Amy Lee!!!

Pics Will Follow!!!

fushigi · Apr 5, 2007, 12:09 am

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I Got Backstage Passes To Evanescence!!!

I Get To Meet Amy Lee!!!

Pics Will Follow!!!

10) Use multiple question marks or exclamation points to express one's level of confusion or excitement

**Jack** · Apr 5, 2007, 12:19 am

<O.T.>
ZNFYRH, tell her one fan liked album #1 better than #2, and hopes #3 is better than #2, at least. The first album had a lot more energy. I hope the lead guitarist's heart attack didn't make them more mellow.
</O.T.>
11) Refer to his wife/girlfriend as "my old lady" unless he's dating/married to someone at least 30 years his senior.

fushigi · Apr 5, 2007, 12:22 am

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11) Refer to his wife/girlfriend as "my old lady" unless he's dating/married to someone at least 30 years his senior.

I would include "the old bag," as in, when the grocer asks a man if he wants a bag for his purchases, and the guy says, "No thanks, I got one at home."

**Jack** · Apr 5, 2007, 12:24 am

What a lame way to sneak in a good joke.

fushigi · Apr 5, 2007, 12:39 am

12) Smoke a pipe

Jern_Sandyer · Apr 5, 2007, 01:02 am

41- Buy Fireworks

Why should you not do it. Its called kids. I have fond memories of lighting fireworks on the September long weekend when I was 10. (and then having another kids fire work fall over after it was lit and shooting at us and us having to run)

But for the other list
13)Get a mistress *cough sorry that slipped

the real 13) worry about retirement funds

Chaossaber314 · Apr 5, 2007, 01:26 am

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I've been thinking, what we need to do is build a list of 59 Things a Man Should Never Do Before 30.

1) Join a bowling league
2) Use nonfat cooking sprays
3) Close the lid
4) Find himself attracted to MILFs
5) Reserve a funeral plot
6) Vote Republican

I take exception to that. At 21 I'm more than capable of identifying MILFs.

fushigi · Apr 5, 2007, 01:37 am

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I take exception to that. At 21 I'm more than capable of identifying MILFs.

But would you hit that? Why not stick to the young tail when you're young? You'll have a lifetime to get freaky with tummy-tucked, husky-voiced women when you're old.

**Jack** · Apr 5, 2007, 02:17 am

Smoke a pipe while buying fireworks.

Mar 30, 2007, 02:34 am	#21 (permalink) (top)
Chaossaber314 The Cake is a lie... Location: St. Louis Posts: 2,343	66. Actively post on an internet message board. DUCKS Oh common, someone had to say it! What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

Apr 3, 2007, 10:22 pm	#25 (permalink) (top)
fushigi Hot Lava Location: Beijing Posts: 2,340	I've been thinking, what we need to do is build a list of 59 Things a Man Should Never Do Before 30. 1) Join a bowling league 2) Use nonfat cooking sprays 3) Close the lid 4) Find himself attracted to MILFs 5) Reserve a funeral plot 6) Vote Republican "What truth endures beneath the flaming stream?" -- A Volcano, Bartolome de Las Casas, Inferno de Marsaya, 1536

Apr 3, 2007, 10:23 pm	#26 (permalink) (top)
Compugasm Son of X51 Location: San Diego Posts: 3,740	Ha, I know you're secretly envious fushigi. I'd like to thank Charlie Hodge, bringing me scarves and water.

Apr 3, 2007, 10:40 pm	#28 (permalink) (top)
Compugasm Son of X51 Location: San Diego Posts: 3,740	7) Wonder to himself.. 'What ever happened to...' and realize whatever IT was, happend 15 years ago. I'd like to thank Charlie Hodge, bringing me scarves and water.

Apr 3, 2007, 10:51 pm	#29 (permalink) (top)
fushigi Hot Lava Location: Beijing Posts: 2,340	8) Wear shoes and socks while walking on the beach (especially black socks) "What truth endures beneath the flaming stream?" -- A Volcano, Bartolome de Las Casas, Inferno de Marsaya, 1536

Apr 3, 2007, 11:05 pm	#30 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 13,377	9) Start any sentence with, "When I was a kid..." The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Apr 4, 2007, 02:20 pm	#31 (permalink) (top)
ZNFYRH Volcanic Erupter Posts: 4,375	I Got Backstage Passes To Evanescence!!! I Get To Meet Amy Lee!!! Pics Will Follow!!!

Apr 5, 2007, 12:19 am	#33 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 13,377	<O.T.> ZNFYRH, tell her one fan liked album #1 better than #2, and hopes #3 is better than #2, at least. The first album had a lot more energy. I hope the lead guitarist's heart attack didn't make them more mellow. </O.T.> 11) Refer to his wife/girlfriend as "my old lady" unless he's dating/married to someone at least 30 years his senior. The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Apr 5, 2007, 12:24 am	#35 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 13,377	What a lame way to sneak in a good joke. The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Apr 5, 2007, 12:39 am	#36 (permalink) (top)
fushigi Hot Lava Location: Beijing Posts: 2,340	12) Smoke a pipe "What truth endures beneath the flaming stream?" -- A Volcano, Bartolome de Las Casas, Inferno de Marsaya, 1536

Apr 5, 2007, 01:02 am	#37 (permalink) (top)
Jern_Sandyer Devil's Advocate Location: Alberta Posts: 136	41- Buy Fireworks Why should you not do it. Its called kids. I have fond memories of lighting fireworks on the September long weekend when I was 10. (and then having another kids fire work fall over after it was lit and shooting at us and us having to run) But for the other list 13)Get a mistress *cough sorry that slipped the real 13) worry about retirement funds Jern_Sandyer is the local Devil's Advocate Number 1 I doubt my sanity; yet again I doubt yours as well

Apr 5, 2007, 02:17 am	#40 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 13,377	Smoke a pipe while buying fireworks. The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)