An extremely annoying thread...

[Hmm]

Quote by: Captain Chaos Well now... Either a guy or a girl could accomplish that.

I think that this should help you answer your own questions.

Post your picture!

Or MAYBE it's an imposter!

The world may never know...

[5010]

Quote by: Epistemologist WHY:eek:

That gets my vote.

Some things that annoy the hell out of me and I don't know why:
- any lyric that rhymes 'girl' and 'world'.
- my girlfriend kissing my eyelid
- finding a single cube missing from the ice tray

[Captain Chaos]

Quote by: 5010 That gets my vote. Some things that annoy the hell out of me and I don't know why: - any lyric that rhymes 'girl' and 'world'. - my girlfriend kissing my eyelid - finding a single cube missing from the ice tray

I made up a song I sing to my little girl, and it rhymes girl and world:

I got the booooooberry, in my arms,
I got the booooooberry, safe from harm,
I got the booooooberry, she's my girl,
the cutest girly in the world.

[fushigi]

Quote by: Captain Chaos I made up a song I sing to my little girl, and it rhymes girl and world: I got the booooooberry, in my arms, I got the booooooberry, safe from harm, I got the booooooberry, she's my girl, the cutest girly in the world.

Substitute "Blackberry" for "boooooooberry" and you've got a hit for the investment banking crowd in New York.

While we're adding things that are annoying, here are some specific ones in Beijing:

- getting little pork bones in your dumplings
- spitting/snot rocketing (everyone does this, even pretty young girls)
- the little dirty sweaters people put on their Pekingeses
- people who lean against you on the subway because they're tired
- the fact that nothing has a price tag and you have to haggle for everything, even produce
- unlicensed taxi drivers who drop you off before your destination because they don't want to get stuck in traffic
- Uighur street vendors who always cut too large a piece off of the peanut brittle thing, then want to charge you more, then argue that "I can't put it back on now, it's already cut off"
- people who sell maps on the bus and won't take "no" for an answer
- beggars' unions
- blind er'hu players' unions
- strangers on the bus who read over your shoulder
- sandstorms that cover your entire face in dust
- chog
- bicycle repairmen who slice your bike tire so that you have to replace it at their repair shop, then gouge you with exorbitant prices
- old people who, when you haven't studied a word they're saying in Chinese, shout it at you repeatedly, as if this will help
- fake Cultural Revolution-era posters dipped in urine to make them look authentic
- unlicensed pot-belly pig and kitten salespeople hanging out at subway stations
the list goes on...

[Jason]

Okay, I think that's enough. If you need an explanation for why I closed this thread, please think hard. If you still can't figure it out, maybe I'll answer a PM.