Volconvo's funniest statements / wittiest jokes and puns

[fushigi]

We've got a thread for the most idiotic; how about the most intentionally funny things you've read on Volconvo? Consider it a highlight reel of the wittiest comedic stylings by our very own.

I'll start with this pun from RickSp:

In the Battle of Thermopylae of 480 BC, an alliance of Greek city-states fought the invading Persian Empire army at the pass of Thermopylae in central Greece. Dismissing the rest of the army, King Leonidas stayed behind with 300 Spartans and 700 Thespian volunteers.

Quote by: RickSp But the volunteers were Thespians, so they were just acting.