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Zinkovich · Mar 8, 2007, 10:19 am

"Feel free to post haikus
They're easy, free and fun
This one took seconds"

"Day I Got Cookie-
Childhood triumph for Zinkovich
Oh no! Mom found out."

(For those who don't know, they are written in 5 , 7 , 5 patterns in terms of syllables)

Deus_ultima · Mar 8, 2007, 11:06 am

the second is 8 syllables.

Deus_ultima · Mar 8, 2007, 11:10 am

and in the first one you did, you put 6 in the second line!

try :They are easy free and fun!

Zinkovich · Mar 8, 2007, 12:11 pm

Quote:

the second is 8 syllables.

Oh no! What will I do now?

Quote:

and in the first one you did, you put 6 in the second line!

For you, a haiku of frustration:

Argh! Argh! Argh! Damn it!
My haikus are ruined now-
Why don't you write some? :)

Deus_ultima · Mar 8, 2007, 12:23 pm

I would but I can't
Uni work to do!Damn it!
I will try later!

Deus_ultima · Mar 8, 2007, 12:25 pm

I wish I was not
A damn melted cheese no more!
Such is my status.

Zinkovich · Mar 8, 2007, 12:41 pm

Poof! There's the furball!
Slurp! Argh, stop licking my face!
Kick! There goes the dog. :(

phoenix_fire · Mar 8, 2007, 03:16 pm

With all my issues
I probably should not be
watching "Death Note", huh?

Lullaby Chainer · Mar 8, 2007, 03:25 pm

Polish my muffins
not to be mistakened for
an acorn on low

Autolykos · Mar 8, 2007, 03:27 pm

Homophones can be
Quite a fun experience
Just don't get confused

- Rob

phoenix_fire · Mar 8, 2007, 03:48 pm

I can think of one
write the name down in the book
and poof! Problem solved.

Milton Bradley · Mar 8, 2007, 03:58 pm

To be, or not to
that is the question dummy
how did you answer?

Milton Bradley · Mar 8, 2007, 04:02 pm

Hmmm, now I've got it
five syllables, then seven
indeed, I've mastered Haiku

phoenix_fire · Mar 8, 2007, 04:14 pm

Hey L, did you know
Shinigami only eat
apples? Love, Kira.

Zinkovich · Mar 8, 2007, 04:50 pm

Quote:

Quote by: phoenix_fire

Hey L, did you know
Shinigami only eat
apples? Love, Kira.

Wow! He used his pen!
What animation! What grace!
Now where's the action?

Zinkovich · Mar 8, 2007, 04:55 pm

Quote:

Quote by: Milton Bradley

Hmmm, now I've got it
five syllables, then seven
indeed, I've mastered Haiku

Awesome, Milton Bradley.
Now that you've mastered haikus,
perhaps next- the world?

Language is our bitch
We should whip it, whip it good
kchich! kchich! kichich! kichich! kichich!

phoenix_fire · Mar 8, 2007, 05:59 pm

Quote:

Quote by: Zinkovich

Wow! He used his pen!
What animation! What grace!
Now where's the action?

I have just two words:
plausibly deniable.
So very brilliant.

Milton Bradley · Mar 8, 2007, 06:03 pm

At Six, It's Seinfeld
har har, I chuckle often
I like the Seinfeld

Casting makes the show
how the characters ring true
heh, the Jerk Store called...

**Jack** · Mar 8, 2007, 06:06 pm

I don't write haiku
I can not count to seven
Pretend this post isn't

Milton Bradley · Mar 8, 2007, 06:14 pm

Kramer was funny
a spin off inevitable
Why NBC, WHY?

Mar 8, 2007, 10:19 am	#1 (permalink) (top)
Zinkovich Absolutely Superb Posts: 774	The Haiku Thread! "Feel free to post haikus They're easy, free and fun This one took seconds" "Day I Got Cookie- Childhood triumph for Zinkovich Oh no! Mom found out." (For those who don't know, they are written in 5 , 7 , 5 patterns in terms of syllables)

Mar 8, 2007, 03:16 pm	#8 (permalink) (top)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	With all my issues I probably should not be watching "Death Note", huh? Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6

Mar 8, 2007, 03:25 pm	#9 (permalink) (top)
Lullaby Chainer Digital Witchcraft Posts: 3,020	Polish my muffins not to be mistakened for an acorn on low *Powerful.. magical.. e-e-e-eevil..*

Mar 8, 2007, 03:27 pm	#10 (permalink) (top)
Autolykos Logical Phallussy Location: In your internets. Posts: 2,991	Homophones can be Quite a fun experience Just don't get confused - Rob "I'd rather be free and alive!" -- Ron Paul Religion isn't the greatest threat to mankind -- authoritarianism is. The Anarcheion Zeitgeist

Mar 8, 2007, 03:48 pm	#11 (permalink) (top)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	I can think of one write the name down in the book and poof! Problem solved. Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6

Mar 8, 2007, 11:06 am	#2 (permalink) (top)
Deus_ultima Molten Ash Location: Wales Posts: 132	the second is 8 syllables.

Mar 8, 2007, 11:10 am	#3 (permalink) (top)
Deus_ultima Molten Ash Location: Wales Posts: 132	and in the first one you did, you put 6 in the second line! try :They are easy free and fun!

Mar 8, 2007, 12:23 pm	#5 (permalink) (top)
Deus_ultima Molten Ash Location: Wales Posts: 132	I would but I can't Uni work to do!Damn it! I will try later!

Mar 8, 2007, 12:25 pm	#6 (permalink) (top)
Deus_ultima Molten Ash Location: Wales Posts: 132	I wish I was not A damn melted cheese no more! Such is my status.

Mar 8, 2007, 12:41 pm	#7 (permalink) (top)
Zinkovich Absolutely Superb Posts: 774	Poof! There's the furball! Slurp! Argh, stop licking my face! Kick! There goes the dog. :(

Mar 8, 2007, 03:58 pm	#12 (permalink) (top)
Milton Bradley BANNED Location: Ohio Province, Rep. of Comerica Posts: 7,320	To be, or not to that is the question dummy how did you answer?

Mar 8, 2007, 04:02 pm	#13 (permalink) (top)
Milton Bradley BANNED Location: Ohio Province, Rep. of Comerica Posts: 7,320	Hmmm, now I've got it five syllables, then seven indeed, I've mastered Haiku

Mar 8, 2007, 04:14 pm	#14 (permalink) (top)
phoenix_fire Paladin Location: Narnia Posts: 4,277	Hey L, did you know Shinigami only eat apples? Love, Kira. Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6

Mar 8, 2007, 06:03 pm	#18 (permalink) (top)
Milton Bradley BANNED Location: Ohio Province, Rep. of Comerica Posts: 7,320	At Six, It's Seinfeld har har, I chuckle often I like the Seinfeld Casting makes the show how the characters ring true heh, the Jerk Store called...

Mar 8, 2007, 06:06 pm	#19 (permalink) (top)
Jack formerly Isherwood Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 12,997	I don't write haiku I can not count to seven Pretend this post isn't The Forum Rules Radical Atheist Heathen Queer Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be. (Ashleigh Brilliant)

Mar 8, 2007, 06:14 pm	#20 (permalink) (top)
Milton Bradley BANNED Location: Ohio Province, Rep. of Comerica Posts: 7,320	Kramer was funny a spin off inevitable Why NBC, WHY?